Review of Vlad

Vlad (2003)
1/10
Worst. Movie. Ever.
1 September 2006
Warning: Spoilers
Horrible acting, no plot, and a woman who mysteriously travels in time for no reason whatsoever. Vlad doesn't have the dark, alluring charm that vampires are supposed to have, but instead wears a stressed maniacal gaze akin to that of a man having painful explosive diarrhea. Especially in the sex scenes, where he looks like he's about to spontaneously combust out of frustration of his ineptitude as a frightening vampire shrouded in torture and suffering.

But the special effect were great though. Oh wait, there were none other than the part where he climbs a wall (is pulled up the wall in a rope, on fast forward).
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