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Clash of the Titans (2010)
Awful
A remake of my favourite childhood movie.Clash of the titan.The original movie , outside of the special effect was not very plot-driven . But it's was enough to amaze my child eyes.
Some day i started to read about Greek mythology.I had a dictionnary that explained everything(A gift from my sister) . This movie like the original , barely follow the original myth.But unlike this remake , the original had a 'mystic' feel to it.
The acting was very bad . But can't really blame them.The movie ain't very long but seem even shorter.No , no . It's not because the movie's awesome.
You think something will happens.The story might progress you keep asking yourself.Because there's absolutely ZERO character development. You start to think that maybe you're dumb and you don't understand something.But at the end at the final scene with the king of the god .. Than you let's out a big huge noisy sight and you walk out of the theater and regret those 15.00 buck wasted .
TIt's sad . Because there's so much potential to create epic story with Greek mythololy and that what they do with a huge budget.If Zeus could see this movie . We would hear him laughing and we might deserve to be screwed by the Kraken ;) .
District 9 (2009)
It's was supposed to be
The most *reaslistic* sci-fiction movie of all time. This contains spoiler so stop reading.
What i loved in this movie .It's the simple fact that the extra-terrestrial are that .. They don't try to befriend us or reveal their secret . They just want to go back home!
Because obviously .. The mother ship module haven't been discovered and only an independent society manage the E.T and dumped them in a slump beneath the mother ship.Probably because they're ugly and eat cat food.Who know.The superpower don't care about them ... leave the Africans gangster cannibals deal with them and eat them.
I loved this movie .. But i'm gonna talk about what i disliked. First why our hero .. call his wife with a cell phone?Yeah he stole it.But come on.Everyone know today how cell phone work.Also a stolen cell phone will work for several day .. Whatever .
Everyone seem to understand the extra-terrestrial languages .. For some mysterious reason .. But they can't talk it..For some mysterious reason.So they give them American name ... For some mysterious reason(Even though it's in Africa)
The mysterious Fuel bottle that transformed our hero.His Kept in a building with minimal surveillance and protected by a simple .. glass box.
The E.T accept their live condition .. They just want to go home and survive.Who know.They're extra-terrestrial so they're not like us.Us the Evil human who do anything to be respected and feared!My Porsche own by the way.
Everyone know that the media are controlled.But this movie felt like a big media tour that tell us how evil we're .. That every government only care about profit and weaponry(Not in this movie , because the government don't care at all) .. No one care about the poor aliens because we're like this.
It's true we tend to be scared of what we don't understand.They don't understand the aliens .. so they reject them.The human only care about their good fortune.Who care if the world burn .. If i have a roof and my H.D T.V i'm alright .. has i feed on the media and believe everything they're telling me.
This kind of movie remind me how bad our society's .. We're far from being perfect.But let's start with yourself and worry about the next guy later .
Yes lot of plot-holes and non-sens in this movie.But i still enjoyed it.
The Hurt Locker (2008)
Good movie but not a documentary
Reading through some review here and some ex-soldier yelling out loud that this movie was bad , because it's not close to reality.Well guess what , it's a movie not a documentary.Some scene was added exactly because of that reason.
The actor performed well.I really enjoyed the prestation of the black guy(forgot his name) . The specialist reminded me a lot of my ex companions.You wonder how the hell they never panic and never show any emotion or fear , but they're the first to understand you when yourself panic and always remain calm .
You never know how ya would react to some death situation.Fact is.No one can really explain it.How human being can be so cruel and warmonger among each other.It's like a drug and a reason to live for some.
How they're educated and raised by their parents/siblings.If you were one of those people watching the EOD disarming the bomb.Would you blame them?Whom risk their life to disarm it?Or would you simply think the reason there's bomb after all it's because of those same people trying to disarm the bomb?Or for who they work? The scene in the grocery shop was very well done.It's give that sensation that everything's so easy in America.Children died from starvation,violence and are used has human bomb in other countries.We know it , but we claim we can't do anything about it.
We live in a difficult and weird world with all kind of problem.We simply close our eyes .... What can i really do?Go to Irak and anger ppl who will put more of those?Or do nothing and complain about the situation in other countries? This movie deliver well this message . We're just human with limited capacity.But we can start with the closer one before attempting to disarm a bomb in Irak.
War of the Worlds (2005)
Underrated Movie
I loved this movie . Tom Cruise was splendid . It's about a man who want to survive the invasion of aliens on Earth.Don't want to be a hero , he just want to survive.It's remind me of the movie the pianist . Where all he care about it's his own survival.
I hear a lot of complaining about the bacteria killing every aliens.Hollywood lack originality?Maybe.I also don't know why this film got the same rating than Independence day.Which i think was , a far worse movie.
What i disliked.Well first the aliens . Why they always have to look scary and disgusting?Because they're bad?Because we're good? Let's me tell you , you would not recognize a murderer on the street.He would not look more ugly or scary than someone ordinary.This is why children taking role of evil being are very scary.Because children should be innocent being and not the reincarnation of Satan.
The bacteria cliché.Well how a super advanced extra-terrestrial race going to lose?Please find me something to put on my script because i want to know.The whole shield is getting old.The aliens don't know how to strategize their offense/defense.Who care!They have shield protecting them and the second you know how to drop their shield down .. you have won!(independence day)
But in this movie it's fine.Because it's was not a computer virus or Will Smith six pack that saved the world with the USA flag floating behind him ..
Sure it's cliché and you think the aliens would have figured it out.But eh , the human have to win.Also the American were not the savior Don't you agree?They were just human like every other race and wanted to survive.
This movie was great.Much better than independence day.So why only 6.6? Unknown.
Eh i have come to a solution.The best solution that the human species would survive a extra-terretrial invasion it's being saved by another extra-terrestrial race.Leave me alone with bacteria and macintosh uploading a virus.
Knowing (2009)
The good the bad and the horrible
Let's start by the horrible.
- The Children . First of all they were not believable at all.The lead kid seemed cold-hearted and not once , i believed in his acting.To the scene he watch a old video of her mother , to the final scene where he dance in paradise island with the other kids.Don't forget he's named Caleb.Wooah.You still follow me?
-The Aliens We don't know anything about them.Where they come from , who they're and why they want to save us.They love us enough to watch over us .But they only care about 2 little kids and no one else (oh and 2 bunny also) . OK so we see many different spaceship.But we all guessed it.It's probably some piranha and red fish.Or Maybe a apple tree?
How they inform us about the end of the world?Talk in the head of some children and freak their parent out.Take the time to predict every damn catastrophe with a code on paper but they can't predict a way to save us?The Father can't follow them because well .. he can't decipher the sign?What sign?Anyway.They find for the little brat a nice .. sorry a very nice looking planet.Just for them!!The other human aren't worth that place!Because it's Paradise island! Just throw them here and they will dance happily in the herb while flaterring the super bunny of doom! The end
-The end ... Cliché cliché and cliché.The brute and selfish human pillaging everything before they all burn.The Children dancing in paradise island while the earth is burn and everything they ever believed in or cared about don't exist anymore(Don't forget the bunny). But eh they're happy now!!! Also how their children will procreate?Do you picture what i'm saying?The end reminded me a lot of that movie with the meteor..It's so cliché.
Also why they always need to show New-York getting destroyed?Why not the amazonia?Why not the Ocean?Why not our forest?Noooo.Because our skyscraper are so important!!
Why not the first sign of the sun ray blasting through the ozone and after the whole planet burning?The lead female 's so stupid.But if we go in my little cave we will survive!! Even though her death was predicted ..WoW...
The end prob just melodramatic for the poor New-Yorkains.My Poor Madisan Square Garden! Ohhh Noo!Don't forget that the president is safe!!He will rule the world after the apocalypse and currently hide in nuclear bunker!
The bad ... The last 25 minutes.
The good .. The first 40 minutes(Until the subway crash)
The lead female character was only there for ... i don't know why exactly.She was just horrible and she was annoying like Hell.Although i don't blame her.
The movie went downhill after the subway crash.I loved it .. but than it's just was so terrible.When you put all the piece together you realize how bad the movie was.But we watch movie to be entertained right?This movie do the job right but it's still stupid. filled with no sense and cliché.
Terminator Salvation (2009)
They try ed but Failed
Everyone remember the epic beginning of Terminator 2 . Unstopabble T-800 walking toward the resistance , firing laser ... with human struggling for their survival .Trying to stop such overwhelming force.Now the robot don't fire pulse rifle.But old decrepit machine gun and yet they can't aim.
Now what we get?A Movie that look very similar to the video game Fallout 3 . The Terminator T-600 reminded me of the super mutant in Fallout 3.Walking very slowly and very dumb .Using canon rifle but looking like they can't aim.Trying to find straggler in town ...Geez ..
Even though they are robot using assisted targeted system.They just can't frigging aim.Or huge Robot ship that can be destroyed by a little Ball of steel.Where was the Crull cracking?The Techno apocalypse Music?The Sound of Metal?Nothing.Absolutely nothing.
The acting was very vague.The best acting was actually Marcus .Bale seemed to be constipated during the whole movie.
T2 remind my favorite movie of all time..Because it's gave us a vision of the post-apocalypse war between human and robot.Now this movie seemed like a rat chase more than a war.Remember how bad ass was Arny in T-2?
Imagine 1000 of them advancing toward your camp.That would be a frigging Nightmare no? The T-800 in the movie .. I remember the T-800 being super bad ass.A John Connor in front of ARNY would not survive longer than 4 sec.Unless COnnor used some kind of super High-tech weaponry.Well .. They just use old decrepit gun.
It's was not a *good* T-800 this time with no intention of killing.But a machine who had to kill John Connor.Yet he walk slowly toward him and give the poor Connor enough time to do whatever he want.He just throw him around and walk very slowy toward him.I don't see that intention of killing.
Personnaly i would have made this movie in the era of the t-800 and the human struggling fighting them.Not some cat and mouse game.
The first 30 minutes was fine.But after that .. it's go downward and fall into mess.The story has potential.But the atmosphere and the bad ass robot was not here.
Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991)
my English ain't good but this movie was
I'm 29 now.I still remember when i have witnessed this movie at the theater with my dad,mom and sister.After the flick we went to a restaurant and all we did was talking about terminator 2 and how awesome it's was.My father who was not a film enthusiast liked it very much.
I think i've seen this flick well over 200 time.Around 100 time the first years and 100 more time until now.My uncle kept me for 1 week at some point and he had to throw me outside because all i was doing was watching terminator 2.It's was my *movie* .
So why there's no more movie like this one?Well after all those years i realized why.Because the action and the story aren't trying to link themselves to much.You never know what's going to happens because they don't elaborate anything.They don't make a plan to how they should take over Cyberdine.John don't think about what he should do when the terminator attack him.
We're always amazed because they don't strategies 10 minutes before doing it.They just do it and it's flow so well.It's does not impact the story line and it's give plenty of time for it while leaving the action apart from the rest.
So each action scene just link together and all you can do it WOOO AMAZING,AWESOME.Even after so many years .. the action scene never get hold.Because you don't have to go through anything before it.They're just here and it's give a real atmosphere to the movie has a whole.
Just like when Sarah try to escape.She don't think the how of the when.She just want to get the hell out of there.
Action flick today try to hard with all the strategy etc.So it's become stagnant and you're just waiting for what you expect.It's become boring.
Not many movie equal terminator 2.It's my favorite movie of all time for that simple reason.Because the action and the story .. are just 2 movie in 1.
Dragonball Evolution (2009)
Very Awful
Even when you see this movie has nothing else than a movie.It's just plain bad.Was not feeling any synergy between the actor.Yes some special effect are amazing . You expect some decent part when someone waste 100 millions dollars into anything.
We know that some stuff can't be brought in the big screen.Especially with reel actor.That why there's anime in the first place.But at least try.Especially if you waste that much money into something.
They clearly dedicated this movie toward kids.But the problem is a lot of people that love dragonball are actually quite old.People that grew up with such anime and won't ever forget the epicness of such series. It's like all those crappy video game based on movie.Why they are horrible?Simply because they don't take their product seriously.This is exactly what happened with this movie.
Transporter 3 (2008)
Don't watch it!!
Everyone know already that the transporter is a bond wannabe type of movie.Kind of movie in which the plot ain't the primary reason you want to watch it.But for the action.
But that when the action come second that you know something's went wrong .Yes the plot is still terrible and it's just a poor excuse to make another action movie.The Over editing of the fight scene.AKA where you can barely see what happens .Movie like equilibrium own better action and actually has a plot and brilliant acting with no budget at all.So i don't buy the no budget part.It's not a reason to reach such mediocrity.
And all the other non-sense and the predictable scene.The acting was poor and the romance between Frank and the babe was seriously not needed.I cried at the sunset scene because i wanted it to end.Actually the best acting was the french friend of Frank.Even with a poor screenplay(If he had any ) it's was actually refreshing in each scene he was.
It's when you yell in the cinema at the final scene *NOT HER AGAIN* that you realize something went wrong.But can't really blame her.The material she worked with was quite low.But not well know actress try every occasion? Plus the hole toxic trash.I don't know if it's me or not.But i did not understand properly the point of the story and the role of the villain.
Babylon A.D. (2008)
Another Movie to kill time
By where to start?At the beginning , when Vin diesel appear .. You already have this feeling deep inside that's something you already watched a dozen of time.A typical , steroid bad ass mark-men who even at the worst possible moment still keep his cool. Sight
Our Hero weight every possible sentence.Which get annoying really fast. Has the movie move forward .You wonder why this movie exist.
The acting is average at best.Well , you don't expect super acting when you enter the cinema to watch a Vin Diesel movie.But you expect action scene full of testosterone.But even than , the movie don't deliver that much in that department.The subject used in this movie , has been used 1000 time.I can forgive that , because i love those theme.But this movie was just ... bad.
So you ask.What i liked about this movie? I know i won't rent it and won't watch it another time.Kind of movie you watch once and never talk about it again.
It's not worth to watch in the cinema . Maybe to rent it once it's get to DCD (which will be PRETTY SOOn , has the movie is just horrible) So wait 1 month , and those long , dull Sunday if there's nothing left at your local videoclub , rent it.
Death Sentence (2007)
Excellent
I enjoyed this movie and the acting was solid.It's different from gun movie where the hero is always a mark men and pretty much pawn anything easily with some matrix move.
The movie itself try to find if he want to feel *real* or *surreal*.It's a mix between the two . Some people enjoy either *surreal movie* like James bond or *realistic movie* . But a movie most of the time can't deliver both , without failing somewhere.That where death sentence tried .But it's was the most plausible try i have seen thus far.The police part and our hero skill being the *surreal part* .But if tomorrow your family was killed .You have that feeling that if you went completely mad.That could pretty much be like this and you would feel like our hero.LIke . What i'm doing . Bacon performed here and i could really feel his anger and disgust.Yet at the same wondering what the hell you're doing.
The Police in this movie serve no purpose whatsoever.Personnaly i would had cut them from the movie and focus a little more on other aspect.It's could be him , trying to find help or our hero training his marksmanship or whatever.He had no planning whatsoever .
If you can withstand a movie trying to be both at the same time . While sacrificing some of the other.This movie might be for you.But if you're going to hint every surreal aspect (thing that could possibly not happens in life , like a complete and useless police , than no this movie won't be for you.
The end was pretty clever.I loved it . This movie without the police would have been much much much better.
John Goodman had a really small role.Although i enjoyed each small scene he was in.
Pathfinder (2007)
Average movie
I just rented this movie after so much time it's been out.After the bad critic and the IMDb teen hate i decided to give it a try.
Has expected it's was not a super-movie.The acting and the dialog was average.Some scene although are better .Although i had that smirk of doom in my face which tell a lot about my appreciation of *x* scene.
The Viking here are portrayed has Savage brute who only live to kill,rape and destroy other people.While the Indian are weak,stupid and don't know how to fight.Except our hero , being a Viking himself .After a nice peacefully life and rejected by the tribe because he's a viking(Smirk) , become the legendary fighter(Another Smirk) and with super like strategy and swordsmanship prowess that the most rudless of fighter would pray to get , he kill most of them.I especially loved that scene where he throw a rock into the face of a viking 100 meter away.Aka they really need to go back to school and learn about physic , since that scene was completely surreal(smirk) The fight scene were bad.But most of the time they just show head rolling on the ground.If you know what i mean.It's mostly about gore and not much about action.
Historical it's was a complete mess.Viking were Pillager but they were not so simple minded.They pillaged to fund their war.Like i said.A viking would not travel 9000 miles away just to kill and rape some Indian.
So what's cool about this movie? Good question!
I don't know really . It's took me 3 day to watch it completely.I just could not stand it anymore after 30 minutes .Had to stop and restart later.I guess that tell you a lot.It's an average movie like so many other.Rent it at your own risk.
The Happening (2008)
I really tried
Before watching the happening . I had to read some review.Since most of them were bad.I told myself .It's imbh anyway . You can't really trust all those people reviewing something from their computer screen.
But after 20 minutes . I know this was really a bad movie.I did not get the role of the GF of our hero . I was really pondering the question .What she's doing and why she's so stupid . All the dialog between her and him are pathetic .I though maybe i was too dumb to understand the meaning between him and her.Or that she was just a psycho.But at the end.It's was just the screenplay that was horrible and had no meaning at all.
At some point during a drama scene . You could see a children smirking behind . Trying desperately to look scared .But she was just looking like someone trying to look scared .So again i pondered the question if there was any direction for the actor and the other less important role.Actually .. There was no direction for the figurant and probably close to none for the actor.It's was pitiful to watch .I wonder if the actor them self know what they were doing.
A lot of cliché.I'm so tired of the good ol cliché of old woman completely out of their mind simply because they have some wallpaper of Jesus.Do you get the picture?Or some plant lover that first are considered psycho but end up telling the truth.That so overused.i laughed when the gf of the protagonist did a crazy gesture pointing at the plant lover old man.At this point i was like.I though she was the one completely crazy.Because each word coming from her mouth was completely crazy and made no sense at all.
This movie is a big failure mostly because of the screenplay.
Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street (2007)
Not for everyone
Il be honest . I rented this movie only because of Johnhy Depp.It's also only because of Johnny Depp that this movie feel so great for many people.
Without him it's would in my opinions. Be just another annoying musical movie that you would never watch again . At the middle of the movie.I was yawning and more concentrated about how much time was left to finish it so i could do something else.
Sure some people told me .. How i could not like this movie?Because it's was boring ? Because i hate musical movie? i prefeer musical theater than movie .. I just don't know.
It's was bloody and creepy .. sure . But the movie was just boring and the creepy romance annoyed me.The Gore was more funny than creepy actually . This movie just seemed fake .
People think or try to find inspiration in dull thing.What might be unique or disturbing or boring might be awesome.But a movie that pump your adrenaline and show nice chick it's boring?To each is taste.
I go watch again the incredible Hulk at the cinema . At least it's was what i want from a movie.A movie and not a theater inside a t.v.
10,000 BC (2008)
Boring and empty
I'm not the kind of people that believe everything he can read on imbh .Knowing that 95% of the review are from spoiled brats.
So i gave this movie a try and most of the time i was yawning or laughing at the terrible acting sequence.The Plot was empty and all the prophecy in this movie was annoying.
Also this movie is one if not the worst movie to take for historical entertaining . The chick he had to save .. She's uberly beautiful and well shaved and they have such a nice romance.It's hard to believe that 10000 years before Christ , man actually cared about the size of the boobies of their woman and how sexy they were . All they cared about was reproduction.I did not know either they had teeth paste.Because their teeth are whiter than mine.
The story is very linear and very boring . The Main protagonist was horrible .At some point you could see him smirking during a life death situation.No it's was not a acting smirk but a bad actor trying to repel his bad acting.Anyway.More horrible than watching Paris Hilton walking.
Also the villain was portrayed has Evil mutant.I don't buy this kind of evil villain.That not a marvel comic story . At least marvel , you know what you got.
I'm actually half into this movie and i'm already bored . So i came here to make this review.This movie is horrible.
It's barely watchable.I can't believe i spent 4 dollars to rent this pathetic movie.
The Incredible Hulk (2008)
Great action packed movie
After reading some of the haters in the first page , i decided to give it a 10 and only comment about the positive of this movie.
First , this is hulk . The green behemoth . It's not a hard-thinking story . It's a popcorn movie with big stunt.If you enter in the cinema you will see what you expected . It's Hulk after all .
The sequence of action are awesome.Worth spending your little 10 dollars to see that on a big screen.Don't think like the hater.They probably comment on every cgi movie of how bad they think they are.
If you love this movie and you're older than 10 years.Trust me it's normal .. It's internet here . Don't listen to the hater.
The acting is great . Hulk he's hulk .Green huge and powerful . Hulk it's about action and brute sheer streng. Not about some emo teenager gaining power and trying to find their place in society.
That it
Untraceable (2008)
FBI agent are really .... Ouch
More and more you 're into this movie and more and more you feel like the director want to give us a little message.That we're all a bunch of moron that feed into other people problem.I know why the news only show BAD news.That actually why i don't watch news.Only Hockey News.
But this movie tried to hard .. 24 Millions of stupid ppl enjoying ppl getting killed online (only in the US) I live in Canada lol . It's like this in everything. Show hockey player fighting.More will watch that on the sport news than a great play.Are we brainwashed? Yes
There's several plot hole in this movie.I'm not a FBI agent . But i know for sure that FBI agent aren't that dumb.i know they would not sit on their ass yelling - OMG WHAT CAN WE DO!
The FBI agent focus mainly on the IP . But never they focus on the piece and any equipment used.They can zoom so why not zoom into some specifics detail?
I'm no pervert.But if the guy really wanted to get better viewer.Why he did not get her nude?What sell the most on the internet it's Porn no?
Yes it's worked.I know how our society work and how sometime i think about it and it's disgust me.Just like how this kid was disgusted about how they treated his father.Showing it on big news.
But this movie was lacking sense . The 20 years old twit got more power than some 40 -100 FBI agent with the best technology available. There's always a limit about lacking sense.This movie seriously lacked it.
It's was an average movie.Nothing special . Nothing unique. There's better weekly thriller on t.v than this.If you're going to make a thriller or a suspense movie.At least make sure it's not a CIA Miami copy paste movie.
It's was o.k to kill time.But there's better option than this.
Starman (1984)
Excellent movie
I love this movie.It's simple and refreshing . This movie is 24 years old.Yet .. after E.T it's was probably the second movie with a good Alien into it.The Alien which seem to be a bubble of light , clone himself has a human and collect more information about us .
The Old cliché of Aliens being thousand and thousand of years ahead of us in Technology is quite normal.If an alien land of earth.You bet they will be , right here a lot more advanced than us .Us that can't even walk on Mars and drool over plastic boobies.We're still insect in galactic time.
This ALien is Pure and innocent.Just like a Newborn . Trying to understand the human species of why we war of why we hate and of why we love.The aliens choose a deceased husband to clone.Which is my opinions was all calculated.To gather information they choose her.So begin his adventure has a human.It's very predictable . But i don't think they would land one of them on earth without super cautions.Which make me to assume it's was all calculated and therefore . The aliens from the beginning to the end was safe.Collected data and discovered love.Maybe something that in 100,000 years won't exist anymore for us either.
Man of Power and military force.Wanting to get what they want by force. I loved the final part when the spaceship arrive.Than i though that we're so frigging pathetic.The human race is so frightened to not BOSS around .Now the few military force there were probably feeling like me. We're just Lions trying to devour a human with a tank.I'm not even sure if it's even the case.Maybe Ants would be more appropriate for the human in this movie.It's also shoved us how sometime we can be helpful and other time Neanderthal and stupid.
But i think it's normal . Deep inside we wish all that we're not alone and that we're not the greatest species.
THis movie was good . Because a) the aliens was not a Neanderthal being with the IQ of a primates driving super spaceship.Or a Ugly 4 ft tall aliens with a a long neck that love beer.
Iron Man (2008)
Predictable . But what can you expect!!!!!!!
French guy From Montreal salute you!
I have watched so many movies in my life.Since 1980, i have lost the count of them.Iron man, if you don't already know .It's the story of a genius called Clark .After he's kidnapped choose a new path . Instead of creating weapon that can fall in the hand of bad guy.He decide to devote his *second life* to protect good.
Nothing new here.I have lost the count of movie,book or video game with good guy fighting evil.But this is what people love.Everyone want to be identified has a Hero.Be it a fire-worker or a POLICEMAN or superhero that can fly with superpower .If your girlfriend lose something important to her ! You will be happy to be her HERO and find it! :)
Before you go watch HERO movie you know 2 crucial thing . 1:The Hero will defeat the bad guy 2:There's always a superwoman with long leg falling in love with the Hero.
The Chick does fall in love with the Hero.But at least it's does not turn into a cheap Harlequin romance.Something that i appreciated. I'm quite tired of the *I always loved you* *blablabla* *kiss kiss* * sex sex*
Leave the cheap romance and work on the HERO aspect of the movie.They did it correctly.
The CGI are overused today and everyone will agree with me.It's easier to accept when you watch a HERO movie.When the CGI is used in IRON MAN.It's used correctly.The big *robot* don't look real.But does that make so much difference?I'm not here to believe what i'm seeing.I'm here to have fun.It's just when they cross that barrier and simply overuse it.Than , the movie turn into an anime movie.Thanks god it's was not the case with Iron man.
I have never read IRON man . But i know there's difference between the two.It's was in Vietnam and not in Afghanistan that Clark was kidnapped.
But when Iron man was created.It's was during the Vietnam War.So you understand why they choose Afghanistan.The base of the plot is still intact.So the fan i'm pretty sure will be pleased.
The Movie is predictable but every super-hero movie is predictable.The HERO win the first big fight and at the end decide he will continue.I don't even know if it's a spoiler or not.If you're angry because i spoiled something.You really have to watch more movie.If you think the movie was predictable.YOU HAVE WATCHED A SUPERHERO MOVIE.What did you expect?
The Mist (2007)
The end made this movie bleh.
I'm not the kind of guy that research only movie with good ending.But why the urge of killing yourself and other after so many struggle?Lack of intelligence?I would certainly not think it would be everywhere on earth.It's started at the local military base so you assume that not everywhere were invaded but only the selected area.
I guessed the end and it's happened.After he killed everyone , a tank appear.To dramatic for my taste.Maybe if they waited a couple of hours or at least made an attempt outside the car but no.If the car were attacked by 1000 super blood sucker than yes.I for sure would never agreed to be killed when you don't KNOW on WHAT scale this invasion of *bug* is.
It's was also only creature.Not super alien with spaceship and laser.So you guess that the army can handle such a situation with military equipment and do not panic.I'm certainly someone that don't panic.
I also finished (funny) the video game half-life 2 a couple of day ago.The *portal thing* and the invasion.BTW does the military lab was black Mesa?But at least in Half-life . The invader were more than creature.
The Fanatic acting was brilliant because myself i was getting really tired to hear her prank during the movie. I for sure would had tie her and send her into a pit before crowd became brainwashed by her.
We also don't have much answer of the size of the crisis.Which leave the movie with a big hole.But by judging you know it's was simply in this area , since the army went directly there.
I also think too much time was dedicated to that prankster.I think without the fanatic the movie would have been better.
Dungeons & Dragons (2000)
A disaster
I remember when the trailer spawned in my TV screen.I was so excited about this movie.I Love the lore of the forgotten realm .So much content they could have used.To build an epic adventure inside such a wonderful fictional world.
They came up with nothing.A movie using some of the race + some dragon and some twit main character trying to role play a rogue(AK).With a retarded story .I can come up with something under 5 minutes better than this mess.
I'm sure none of the producer ,scripter ever opened a book of dad.Put some elf and some dwarf and a dragon and name the movie dungeons and dragon...The special effect were horrible .Hell , baldur gate(the game) had better spell effect and visual effect .
The costume look so false .It's just unbelievable they could not come up with something decent.With all the material about dad on our tablet it's unbelievable.This attempt to make a dad movie it's the same attempt we have when a studio try to display a video game into a movie.Plain horrible.Rushed for money.
If you're a maniac of the forgotten realm don't watch it.If you're someone who know crap about dad don't watch it.If you're bored and retarded.Pinch your ass for 50 minutes.Better than watch this crap
30 Days of Night (2007)
dissapointement
This movie spare us all of where the vampire came from.But they did not spare us of their bloodthirsty instinct and scream.OK they are vampire but they don't really have to be so retarded?Why scream and look retarded each time they want to drink your blood?Vampire in this movie have the brain power of my chiwawa.Or that vampire with the blood on his face.OK they are vampire but do they shave?i know if i was a vampire i would shave that blood off my sexy face.
The acting was pathethic.I just could not believe him in every situation he was put.And all the little input of the vampire boss was kinda pathethic.A vampire hundred of years old (apparently) got pwned by a newborn vampire.Yet, when the vampire fight the other civilians they look superhumanly agile and strong.But when they fought our hero they are .. normal.
Also the chick saying - i should never have quit you.I almost got a tears here*NO*.The script was horrible.
In the last decade since Dracula from bram stocker haven't seen any vampire movie worth buying .Vampire are immortal and suck human blood . But that does not mean they have to be retard
I Am Legend (2007)
Great movie
It's was one of the best apocalypse movie i have ever seen.It's the story of a doctor who think he's the sole survivor after a virus hit the humanity .He work hard to find a cure and find quite strange hobby to kill time.Like flirting with a mannequin.
The attachment also displayed for his dog.Being the only *normal* living companion he still have.The people affected aren't zombie.Nor they are undead.They are simply affected.
The character development s well enough.I got tired to read some know it all 13 years old crying no character development when they have no idea of what they are talking about.The movie was not made to tell us what Smith love to cook.The sole purpose was to feel how it would be if we were alone.I did feel sorry for him.Will showed a great performance showing us , how we could feel at his place.The scene with his dog was painful.For someone like me that love dog and having to kill your only remaining companions would destroy me.
The claustrophobic feel when he have to confront the affected and search for his dog.You really feel like him.But what it would be without my dog? The affected are computer generated.The only thing that amaze me.Each time you're affected you become superhumanly strong and agile.Would not it be the opposite?Sick slow and weak?
Now you can go and rant how this movie ain't perfect or don't suit your taste.Your personal opinions should never be used to rant about a movie in general.I hate the movie titanic.But i can see why it's a great movie in general.
Rant off
The Condemned (2007)
A good movie overall
So yes .I had to vote 10 because seriously some people think of them self to high and brats below 10 should not vote on imbh.Expecialy for violent stuff. I'm 28 and french.So yes my English ain't perfect but let's start My wife rented 3 movie and this was the third movie we watched.The movie started and when WWe Appeared.I Groaned.My wife turned in my direction and said what? So a lot of people or brats might be influenced by the fact this movie is from WWE and dropped a couple of star because of it.Action movie and acting don't go well together.So right away i can forgive the poor acting of Austin and just roll over it.But whatever.When you watch a action movie it's not for some over-hyped love scene or stupid humor that you hear in every other movie .
The Movie was also stereotyped to the gills.The MuscleMan working for the army and in the delta force..Why does every American man in the army have to look like some mini-hulk with the brain size of a pea?Or the nice looking girl with false boob .I can understand this kind of girl sell movie in America.But Jesus..
The fight scene were okay in overall with a lot of cliché one-liner.But i Can live with that.It's not the Godfather i'm listening and that not the godfather i wanted to listen too.
I also find it quite ironic that the WWE want to dramatize us with the *Violence and sex it's what sell the most in USA* No, it's what sell the most for underage brats.But coming directly for a business that make their money directly trough boxing and wrestling i find it quite ironic.
I imagine the face of the underage people in the cinema watching this and going boohoo whatever.THan running to IMBH and giving the movie a note of 2 because of it.Grow up brats and clean your bedroom
The Godfather Part II (1974)
How to rate such a movie?
After reading a good portion of comments here.I'm truly sorry . This movie was not great enough .It's maybe the high expectation i had from it , seeing that everyone seem to ejaculate when they think about the godfather movie.Have seen some people falling asleep during this movie.But the movie is good!Because it's the GODFATHER! LOL
It's could be because the version i watched had no sub-tittle.With all the Italian conversation in this movie(which is around 30% of the movie) i could barely not fall asleep being i don't understand Italian and i had no sub-tittle.It's sure does not help.
The acting is superb .But the role don't seem to be much complicated to play.Everyone keep telling me that this movie is the best.But what make a movie the best?The acting?The story?The Action?
I'm quite happy godfather 2 for me was boring.I'm an intelligent person that most of the time enjoy great story.But this movie just seem to give retard a reason that they are indeed intelligent and love great movie.I LOVE THE GODFATHER SO I LOVE GOOD MOVIE WOWOWO.
When i watch a movie.I want to have some show and not some chatting during 2 hours and pretend that i love this kind of movie because the *acting is superb*.Give me a freaking break.Ace Venture it's a stupid movie.But at least it's entertaining
The music is also over-used.I was quite tired to hear the same background music each frigging time just because they want to enhance the *emotion*.