7/10
Benjo's Bad Zone just got a liiiitle bit interesting!
5 November 2023
Thank you to Big Dog Diggle for donating 2 dig dogs to our Big Diggle dog Patron charity account for child and sons, for that he gets 1 free dig doggles sent straight to the nasty nebula of child sadness for almost free on wednesdays of my choosing. NO REFUNDS!

The film casts mostly goblin sharks, which is quite out of place in this age of gremlins and goblin gnomes.

This must be an early Swomp Roberts because his Huck Bulge was showing for almost the whole filmograph. It's well-known that the Christian Tuggers were trying to indoctrination kid particles and the rest of them meats in the big meats and the meats in the middle.

We munch on the tubby marvin twins more than we used to because it's the Old Film.

I couldn't tell what the bloody hell the characters were saying because it's in South Kenswestern dietician and I was watching Babestation while my other knee was digging tax legislation in the homeycomb home.

The film is mostly about me, Richson Richardson, and how I stole my family. Piece by piece. Until I had enough to afford a wife with a couple of knees short of a sandwich pickle syndrome?

They had to get the sweet corn children out down the river before the pickle syndrome robot stuck a mustard seed up the birthday boy. The sweet corn children rode down the river with their giggle finger trays until Old Swarm Belly, the youngest of the 10,000 billion corn children on the boat, had his belly swell to the size of three football nebulas. Honest Stephens, it happened, I saw it with my other eye before it rolled on the floor and Tom Sawer pick it up eat it with his very own eyes before corn child 3's belly exploded. He should have known it was coming, after consulting the gibbling stump in act 3 of the hobblefilm movie filmtacular. Corn child 5's belly, now dangerously large, no longer appearences in the film after this point - coincidence?!

Lennie's Bovril song displeased the tickle dragon, causing the deaths of 7 billion corn children but bringing to life the lives of 8 trillion wasabi babes, so it's all coming up cartridges. Trust a boy to hide an astrolabe for a cotton sandwich special, up tripe mountain and all!

The vegetable-laying egg matron, should have known the rules of the jungle! Hold onto your Tilly Farthings, young Partidgewise Pennywhistle - powerful stuff, makes you feel powerful fun! Utter garbage.

The main sailsman on the island, sells more bags of shrugs than he bargained for, and can never repay the tightrope man for his tightrope made of language barriers or fortified souls, whatever you like. And it was all going so well until the Diahhorea Babes come to town next Tuesday if they make it that swell. And they could NOT be negotiated with. Is a cow says beep in the humble forest? I don't think so! And then the no-good MacDonald's nugget ferry came and killed everyone and gave everyone a free happy meals for life, and not a moment too soon.

Not a moment passes after the single children pass their family stones before Hucklebean and Margaret are at it again arguing over who performs the inaugural touch of the turkey flies: "I'M the turkey toucher in this here parts!", "No I'M the turkey deputy I!", and it really doesn't get any best. Not one!

Sad dig doggles was dies, sadly, before he got chance to receive his dog digs before Doggle Wednesdays. You know how it is. See you next week for your weekly review of This Film daily gestribe and delike on socky mediflux.
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