Benidorm (TV Series)

Episode #1.5 (2007)

Nicholas Burns: Martin Weedon

Quotes 

• Kate Weedon : I think a daughter would be nice.

  Madge : Well, I'd get cracking if I were you, you're not exactly 21.

  Kate Weedon : Well, it's not quite as simple as that.

  Madge : No way? What's wrong with you?

  Kate Weedon : Not me.

  [Martin walks up to Kate] 

  Martin Weedon : Sorry about that. I eventually found the bottle and it's empty. Had to get to the shop, not bad really, 8 euros.

  Madge : ell, I'm not surprised he's firing blanks with shorts that tight. He wants to get himself one of those baggy ones they're all wearing. Get some air between his bits, let'em breathe!