Benidorm (TV Series)

Episode #1.5 (2007)

Johnny Vegas: Geoff Maltby

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Quotes 

• Geoff Maltby - The Oracle : [When the shock sets in that Geoff and his mother have come second in the quiz]  You've miscounted! We've both got 30 points, It's a tie!

  Janey York : You had "Whispering Grass" as Windsor Davies and Don Estelle. The answer is The Ink Spots.

  Geoff Maltby - The Oracle : They both had hits with it! You've got it wrong!

  [gets up] 

  Geoff Maltby - The Oracle : You've made a mistake!

  [pushes and shoves his way through crowd] 

  Janey York : 'Ey, Lad!

  Geoff Maltby - The Oracle : Just give it to me, I'll show you!

  Mick Garvey : Get off!

  Mateo : Hey, Gordo, Get off the stage!

  Geoff Maltby - The Oracle : [pushes Mateo's hand away]  Get off me! Get off me! *Nobody* beats The Oracle!

  Mateo : Get off the stage, Fat Boy, You lost! Just admit it; you don't know everything

  [talks in spanish and clicks fingers] 

  Geoff Maltby - The Oracle : I might not know everything, but I know all about *you*! You've been shagging everyone!

  [gasps from crowd] 

  Geoff Maltby - The Oracle : Him sat there!

  [points to Troy] 

  Geoff Maltby - The Oracle : , Yeah you with Mr. Blobby!

  [points to Gavin then points to Kate] 

  Geoff Maltby - The Oracle : Her sitting down there!

  [is restrained by Mateo and another man] 

  Geoff Maltby - The Oracle : Look, He's tryin' to bum *Me* now! Get off me, you Spanish poof! Get off me!

  [is bundled out of Neptune's]