Benidorm (TV Series)

Episode #1.5 (2007)

Sheila Reid: Madge Barron

Quotes 

• Madge : [after news of Troy and Mateo's affair is uncovered]  What were they doing?

  Janice Garvey : I don't know. Couldn't see properly, it was dark.

  Madge : Well, I think it's disgusting.

  Chantelle Garvey : Was he bumming him?

  Mick Garvey : Do you mind? I've got a mouth full of nuts.

  [pauses to think] 

  Mick Garvey : Hey, that's probably what the barman said!

• Kate Weedon : I think a daughter would be nice.

  Madge : Well, I'd get cracking if I were you, you're not exactly 21.

  Kate Weedon : Well, it's not quite as simple as that.

  Madge : No way? What's wrong with you?

  Kate Weedon : Not me.

  [Martin walks up to Kate] 

  Martin Weedon : Sorry about that. I eventually found the bottle and it's empty. Had to get to the shop, not bad really, 8 euros.

  Madge : ell, I'm not surprised he's firing blanks with shorts that tight. He wants to get himself one of those baggy ones they're all wearing. Get some air between his bits, let'em breathe!