One of the worst movies I have ever seen, at the same level with "Jaws the Revenge" or "Jonathan Livingston Seagull". The material certainly lent itself for plenty of humor and this type of story has been made by Hollywood enough times to know what works and what doesn't, but nothing about this movie works or rings true, none of the jokes are funny, none of the dialogue makes sense or is of any interest. Obviously filmed in Hawaii (as opposed to American Samoa, where the story takes place) and all through its duration I couldn't help but wonder that whoever wrote it probably did so in a couple of hours (tops!) during the flight there. It's hard to fully convey how much I hated this movie. This is the kind of theater going experience that makes you regret having spent your money instead of simply staying home and streamed something.
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