Criminal Minds (2005– )
Kirsten Vangsness: Penelope Garcia
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Quotes
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Penelope Garcia : You've got a problem. Deadbolt's the number one password crack-resistant software out there. You're gonna have to get inside this guy's head to get the password.
Derek Morgan : I thought I was calling the office of Supreme Genius.
Penelope Garcia : Well, gorgeous, you've been re-routed to the office of Too Frickin' Bad.
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Garcia : [Aaron's brother Sean emerges angrily from Aaron's office. Garcia, Elle, and J.J. are watching] That's him.
Elle Greenway : THAT'S Aaron Hotch's brother?
Jennifer "JJ" Jareau : Sorry, I just don't see it.
Aaron "Hotch" Hotchner : [Aaron appears at the door of his office] Sean, all I'm saying is, you're 25 years old. It's normal for people in your position to seek alternatives...
Sean Hotchner : You know what? DON'T profile me Aaron!
Sean Hotchner : [Sean continues to storm away]
Jennifer "JJ" Jareau : Now, I can see it...
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Aaron "Hotch" Hotchner : How's it having Gideon around?
Penelope Garcia : You can have him back whenever you would like.
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Penelope Garcia : [answering call] Office of Unfettered Omniscience - how may I help you, O fortunate one?
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Penelope Garcia : [answering call] Fount of all Knowledge, check my flow!
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Penelope Garcia : [answering call] Oracle of Quantico - speak if you deign to hear truth!
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Penelope Garcia : Rainmaker, how wet do you want it?
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Penelope Garcia : All hail the goddess of information.