QI (2003– )
Bill Bailey: Self - Panellist
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Quotes
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Phill Jupitus : [during a round about the sinking of the Titanic] Is it true that someone dressed as a lady to escape detection?
Stephen Fry : Yes, apparently it is true because it was women and children first.
Bill Bailey : [laughs] I thought you said "someone dressed as a *baby*"
Phill Jupitus : [putting on posh accent] "Yes, goo-goo indeed. I have a lollipop and I have no control over my urinary functions. I am, in fact, an infant. And I know you think I'm Lord Albermal, but I am in fact a little baby. With a beard. Yes, goo-goo, gaa-gaa. And Madam, may I tell you I've been a very naughty baby."!
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Bill Bailey : 'Tis the wisdom of the Rural Buddha!
Sean Lock : The Dalai Farmer!
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Carrie Fisher : I'm going to bleach your anus!
Bill Bailey : [victory fist-pump]
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Bill Bailey : Gray and gray and gray and gray and gray and gray and gray. I can sing a Woodlouse, sing a Woodlouse...
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Bill Bailey : Chairman of the Pedantic Association!
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Bill Bailey : [arrowhead] So this would be used by some early Hominid?