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Tiffany Haddish: Black Mitzvah (2019 TV Special)
Underrated for sure
9 December 2019
What is wrong with the reviewers on this title? Four in total, two ones and two sixes...What??? It appears none of them are able to spot talent even if it swaffled their nose for half an hour.

Straighforward, honest, deceptively vulnarable, a unique style and at times funny as hell. This stand up show is seriously good.
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Pacific Rim (2013)
There are plot holes the size of a Kaiju
26 July 2013
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"exciting from beginning to end, while still developing an awesome back story and character depth"

"trying to fit a mammoth plot into only two hours"

Jut a few quotes from other reviewers. I wonder what movie went to. The movie I saw had the following going for it:

The visual effects were undoubtedly incredible. The plot was not "mammoth", but thin, just enough for a sci-fi action flick.

The script and acting, however, were below par and annoyingly so at times. For instance, the two funny, sidekick scientists were rather ridiculous and obnoxious. The "(awesome) character depth" was nowhere to be found. Acting was consistently done very boldly, as in teenager boldly... rather clumsy with lots of attitude. So when several of our heroes give their life to save the world, one doesn't really care much about their 'dramatic demise'.

There are plot holes the size of a Kaiju. For instance, seeing how easy it was to obliterate two of the biggest Kaiju in one blow with the aid of a single nuclear explosion, one wonders why people went through all the trouble of creating the giant robots in the first place.

Add this all up and before you know it, you're annoyed by little details, like the zzzzzzzingy sound effects of 'the golden shoes' and the end scene were helicopters are announced to come rescue our heroes, directly followed by a shot of god knows how many helicopters flying over in a huge double formation.

Visually stunning, very well done CGI and action scenes: 8 Script, acting, well... pretty much every thing else: 3

I think that's called a "D minus" in US grades. I had hoped for much more. What a giant pity.
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To the best of my knowledge (sept 14th 2011), the worst movie ever
14 September 2011
The qualification "bad" doesn't even begin to scratch the surface of the vile depth of cinematic torture this movie manages to convey. The acting is horrible, easily bettered by a random group of High school dropouts. Special FX are the worst since The Odyssey, that's the 1968 TV series version, a mere 42 years before this POC was released onto potentially unsuspecting crowds.

Stumbled upon it while zapping the TV channels, endured the experience for about 20 minutes and ultimately caved in. Since then, I've rated the very few other movies I voted a "1" to a "2", because not doing so would be an utter insult to their level of competence.

As much as I despise censorship, this particular movie should have a warning notice edited in at the beginning...by law...
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Not that bad
7 May 2008
I can't believe the number of ones in the ratings. The average rating of 3,8 is ridiculously low. However, I'm not rating it a '10' like others might have in order to compensate...

The movie wasn't that awful as some comments might want you believe, especially if you enjoy fantasy movies in general. It obviously lends a lot of the elements of LOTR (or maybe I should say the game it's based on does, but I've never played so I wouldn't know). Editing isn't that good, CGI was OK and the acting was reasonably well done. The story was the familiar good against evil with a lot of battles going on. Dialogues were not memorable. A bit too flawed to rate it a '6', but altogether an enjoyable movie if you feel like nice, shallow evening of entertainment.
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Amusing at times, rather boring but mostly harmless
15 March 2008
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Did the Academy Awards owe the Coen brothers a little Oscar shower for failing to do so in the past? Come on! The competition wasn't that bad. The judges seem to be taking in more happy pills every year whilst making their unparalleled calls of who gets an Oscar and who doesn't. There decisions lately seem to be aimed at a rather peculiar mix of the public. On the one hand the mindless popcorn-craving-never-really-thought-about-a-movie kind of viewers and on the other, the snob type reviewers, sadly unable to enjoy movies in general, but very avid in expressing what an 'exceptional movie' entails.

Tommy Lee Jones and Josh Brolin delivered an enjoyable and believable performance, regardless of how the characters were written into the two-worded 'plot'. Javierf Bardem on the other hand, was understated up to and over the point of being unconvincing and downright boring. Again, what's with the Oscar for this part?

"Simply spectacular, yet another masterpiece, downright terrifying at times"... Those are tiny bits of reviews at IMDb that stop at nothing to express the unique qualities this movie would have. Must have stepped into the wrong theater when I went to see it. I completely missed anything that could substantiate that kind of qualifications.

"No Country for Old Men is as exceptional a mix of two creative talents -the Coen brothers, Joel and Ethan Coen, and author Cormac McCarthy- as one could imagine"... As long as ppl put enough superlatives to express their utmost respect for this 'masterpiece', the number of ppl who believe something amazing is going has happened will grow. Silly really, if you realize that it's just an average movie.

There is hardly anything exceptional about it. Neither is it completely worthless. The one part I enjoyed, even had a little giggle, is where the cool character Carson Wells played by Woody Harrelson, comes to an untimely end. Not entirely unexpected in the flow of the movie, but still, very funny.

Worth looking at, not worth raving about.
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Not as great as I had hoped for.
17 November 2007
Despite a lot of big names, a superb director and many nominations, this movie isn't 'great'. I had my hopes up high, but found it to be just above average. The only thing keeping it going was the absolutely riveting performance by Daniel Day Lewis. Cameron Diaz was very good as well and, excuse my gender, regardless of her abilities, always a pleasure to look at. Leonardo DiCaprio was, well... rather boring, not believable and therefor distracting.

The movie's tagline ("America Was Born In The Streets") made me frown, but maybe you have to be an American to appreciate that kind of sentiment. IMO not a bad movie at all, but I had the feeling it could have been much better.
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Alexander (2004)
Alexander was Great, but this movie wasn't
21 November 2006
Hmmm, where to start...

Let me start at the ending. Anthony Hopkins finishing monologue was enjoyable and quite moving. He's just damn good at grabbing your attention, despite everything else. The music after that (and throughout the entire movie) was not grand which one might have expected, but rather pompous and therefore just plain 'big and loud'.

Alexander's role (the older one), by Colin Farrell, was performed just about 'ok'. Some nice scenes here and there in the (long) movie, but overall, I must confess that during the battle (again, overly dramatic and pompous) where he is critically wounded, I simply couldn't care less what was going to happen to him. Not caring one bit is just about the worst thing that can happen to an audience, hence the low rating. It's not just that half scared, half surprised expression at strange moment that Colin's tries to share with you, it's the entire package of his lines, the scene cuts and several dialogues that somehow just don't seem to work very well.

Annoyances: the bloody Scottish accent (what a completely daft decision that was!), the many time shifts going back and forth several years, the music in general and some of the makeup on the wounded men that was just too much and 'arranged in an esthetically pleasing way like a bouquet of flowers' for a 'convincing picture'... not! There are some moment where you can feel the movie could have been something rather grand, epic and moving, but overall, it just seems to hobble along for 167 minutes, with a surprisingly high number of moments where you go 'wait a sec, no way...'. All in all, rather mediocre.
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Hostel (2005)
Extreme horror, no story, disturbing movie in a nutshell
14 August 2006
I've thought a bit how I should rate this movie. On the one hand I can not deny being drawn into the suspense of the horror. So in that sense the horror was 'succesful'. It sure gives you a scare or two, not because of nicely timed shock effects, not because of the gore, but mainly the whole sociopath thing going on, which in its semi-realistic settings is just too sick.

The actual horror part of the movie somehow feels like it appears out of thin air after an extremely mediocre and dull start of the movie: of bunch of teens going to Amsterdam for sex and joints. My immediate reaction was 'Jeeez, not AGAIN... it's getting OLD!'

The storyline is as thin as paper and so are the characters. The whole movie basically feels like an empty vessel with some vomit spilled next to it. Quite a disturbing movie really. Scary? Yes, at times. Should you go see it? No, a waste of time.
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Brings back good memories
8 August 2006
I saw this TV series during a 3-year stay in the UK (father's work), when it was first aired. I was going through kindergarten/primary school at the time. Absolutely loved it! That may be more of a personal memory and less of a 'review', but the simple fact that this is one of the few things I remember so well must account for something...

The starting tune never fails to bring a smile on my face. Good acting from the main character, James Herriot. I saw an episode not too long ago and I must say, the series hasn't lost it charm after all these years. It's seem almost timeless, which in my opinion is one of the best compliments possible. The scenery in the series is breathtakingly beautiful and the stories are charming, entertaining and very 'feelgood'. Good memories!
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Witches
5 February 2006
I normally enjoy a movie in this genre, even if the quality lacks a little (like it usually does). But as B-movies come and go, you need to further down the alphabet to classify this one.

The script, choreography, acting look like they've been directed by a teenager, one without a lot of talent. Where to start... silly scene transitions, people walking into the viewer and out of it after they delivered their lines which makes it look like a kindergarten stage play, lame special fx and flashbacks/reminders that are disturbing if you consider the level of intelligence they must have been aimed at. But it's not quite bad enough to be funny either.

The term 'spoilers' does not apply for this movie: you should avoid it like the plague.
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