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Gasztroangyal (2013)
Nice portrayal of the Hungarian culture and cuisine
The show gives you the actual Hungarian countryside with great food, nice and hardworking people and fun conversations. One can watch it to improve their Hungarian, too, since the episodes are long enough and have natural-paced conversations.
Recep Ivedik 6 (2019)
Pretentious reviews are... well, pretentious.
The movie is not the pinnacle of comedy, obviously but that is not to say it is as bad as the haters portray it. It is quite a physical comedy and not trying to be something else. I do not understand how come the same guys who adore Sacha Cohen also hates this guy to the bone.
So this is not an amazing movie but it is not horrible either.
Ted Alexandro: Senior Class of Earth (2018)
Nah
The set starts okay, then fluctuates (without actually peaking to be honest) and then somehow ends on a very stale and unfunny political tone. There is not much physical comedy in it nor are there many well written punchlines and stories a sum of which makes it really hard to enjoy. I do not know why he thought it would be a good comedic idea to flush all that anti-Trump, pro-immigration cliches in a stand-up special but it just makes the whole thing too weak and primitive. I give it two stars since it was not a total disaster and made me smile couple of times.
Nymphomaniac: Vol. II (2013)
Oh God... When Will They Stop This Pseudo-Intellectualism?
I have given a 4 but only for the sake of some acting that I could stumble upon in the movie. Apart from me being very nice and generous it was a terrible movie, in fact.
1. Not only does he try to inject some "intellectual" lines within the script but he also mentions a few problems of philosophy of mathematics which are not taken seriously any more (e.g. Zeno's Paradox)
2. Philosophical references are pretty naive and fail to draw attention from those who at least have read one or two pages from philosophy, logic or mathematics.
3. Although its cinematography is very weak and restricted Lars von Trier did not hesitate to make such a long movie, apparently.
4. Relatively weak script and absolutely weak cinematography, obviously, is not the best combination to make a long movie; it is just making it dull, boring and almost pointless.
5. What is the premise anyway?
---spoiler--- Why did she kill him though he was merely jerking off and why on earth would a man say something like "oh you f*cked thousands of men, so what?" when a gun is pointed towards his freaking face? ---spoiler---
6. Frankly, I would like to see more butts, tits and pussies in a movie named "Nymphomaniac". But no. All we see are damn ugly cocks.
Celal ile Ceren (2013)
I'm not sure if English has got a suitable word for this movie...
I watched this terrible movie when I went on holiday, and yes you are right, it ruined my holiday. I can't get back those minutes...
I think Sahan Gokbakar isn't a comedian and he isn't a director or a scenarist. He tries -and tried- to take advantage of reflexive and "adhoc" humor understanding of Turkish people. However Turkish humor tradition has been evolving gradually for a long time. I hope those who make this kind of movies (movie-like things) by taking advantage of intellectual gaps in Turkey will be come to an end some day.
The long and short of it, people have to find a way which enable them to reject the thieves (yes i think they must be called like this) and create a mental revolution.
I didn't laugh, I didn't smile and I didn't like it. I couldn't even hate it. It's rubbish.
The Human Centipede (First Sequence) (2009)
It's horrible, not horror.
I don't know what I can say... I don't make it wordy, so, I write down these:
1. There isn't a plot. 2. There isn't an expression. 3. There isn't a horrific element. 4. There isn't any blood -at least, this could have been done. 5. There isn't action. 6. There isn't role-play. 7. There isn't anything that we can call "there is".
Except this, of course: "There is" a horrible movie -not a "horror movie".
--a bit spoiler--
If a nut surgeon wants to do some "cutting-patching" stuff to create an interesting organism, does he try to make a triple-butt joint-human or is he supposed to be more creative? Let I brush this idea off, OK. He has got a sapless brain, he's not a genius. But where does come this "tripletization" process from? What does he want to do? Unless I mistake, all he wants to do is creating a Siamese triplets. But when you join a mouth to an anus, you don't make a Siamese. I think it's a little different issue.
--a bit spoiler--
In a nutshell: DON'T EVER WATCH THIS.
13 (2010)
So So.
There are too many long and boring scenes supposed to be thrilling. Director trynna give us the "tension" and some blood, however we can't get these.
This movie is a story of a man who want to buoy his father up (he's ill). He finds a letter, and so on...
It achieves to create a psychological reality, that's cool. But my conclusive decision is that this movie is totally commercial, and i don't appreciate it.
Tzameti was cooler. But I admit the scenario is same. And this movie is (these movies are) wounded by it.
By the way... What the hell was the police scene? Huh? I can't imagine I ain't gonna be watched after I involve in a criminal situation. Think 'bout this. Policeman asks some questions to the suspect, then let him go, and he doesn't care him. Anyone, even one cop, doesn't follow him. He goes back, digs out the garbage bags, finds the money bag, then goes in a unlimited freedom.
Watch and forget.
Game of Death (2011)
what?
I've added this review for those who've watched it.
What the hell was the hospital scene? There are some guys killing and killing somebody and nobody gives a sh*t as if there wasn't only one security camera. Only one? Was not?
Everyone kills each other, OK, I brush it off, but the girl (Zoe Bell) is knocked out by a head and locked by the man in a bank vault. Then stands up and throw a knife or star -or something to the man. And, i gotta say, while all of these things happen, we can't see how the knife -or star- penetrates the close and tight bars. Over-fantastic...
Agent Marcus and Zander are boxing on the roof in a senseless way. The agent is smashing Zender's arms, legs... Then hit his throat and broke his neck. OK. Good. But after that, he loses. Yes, I said "he loses". He was on the roof of a towering bank, and he disappeared.
I must add that: In this movie, there isn't any reloading. The weapons are limitless. ABSOLUTELY!
I don't wanna make this boring. I cut off in here.
They will approve me those who know this movie, but those who haven't done yet:
- Don't waste your time.
Ps: Zoe Bell is a bad actress. I can't stand her.
Serenity (2005)
What? 8 points? For what?
I can't understand the rate of this film -really. I can't say I understood what is expressed exactly. Does it have a message like that "be careful, you've been destroying your world, even the universe!"? I don't think so... Then?
A sci-fi movie may hasn't got a subject which absorb the audience. When we meet a movie like that, we expect "science" or something that inform us - at least. But, it doesn't exist either.
There are a few jokes that makes me laugh... Rest of it... Waste of time.
Meanwhile... Role-playin' is horrible.