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The Shallows (2016)
5/10
Had to nope out
8 June 2022
The Shallows is one of those "good" shark movies. It's well-done and believable but unfortunately for me, the realism was too much for me.

The story starts out with the main character making some dumb choices but again, it's very realistic. It becomes intense very quickly but the gore is where I had to stop. Despite it's PG-13 rating, it is very graphic. She gets attacked by the shark, cut up on coral, and the movie focuses on her wounds. Close ups of it for prolonged amounts of time. I'm okay with some gore, I don't like it but if it's fast, I can deal with it. I had to keep skipping ahead and when I realized it was only going to get worse the further it went, I turned it off.

I'm not sure if I was watching an uncut version or not, but I've seen other people say it's super gory even at PG-13. It's not a bad movie, pretty well done, but do not underestimate the gore.
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7/10
It could have been so much better
7 February 2022
I've been a big fan of Resident Evil and have always wanted a faithful adaptation of the game's story. I heard about this one being just that and was super excited. I saw the cast in a trailer and none of them seemed like the main characters, but that's no problem as long as they stay in character.

Unfortunately, the director decided to completely butcher the story and characters. They don't have any resemblance to their game counterparts (save for Chris kind of). Jill doesn't stand out at all, Leon is goofy comic relief, and the worst imo was Wesker. I know they want to shape him into the cold character he was in the games but I was shocked at how he was portrayed. He's an idiot who only cares about getting girls. They should have just made original characters instead of using the same names. It felt more like an alternate universe story.

Despite them not being anywhere near their game counterparts, the cast was hilarious. I loved their dynamics and how they interacted with each other. The story was very entertaining and had good scary moments. If it wasn't for the character portrayals, I would have said it's perfect.

If you don't know anything about Resident Evil, you'll be entertained. If this was a movie that was similar to Resident Evil or took place somewhere else than Raccoon City, fans would have liked it more. If you are a fan, know that the characters will be nothing like the game and you will probably enjoy it more.
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9/10
More gameverse Resident Evil is good Resident Evil
7 February 2022
Netflix is doing two Resident Evil shows, this one that is cgi, and another that is live action. I didn't realize this one was connected to the other cgi movies and got excited to see it.

It does feel similar to the other cgi movies but it felt fresh at the same time. There were a few genuinely scary moments. It mostly follows Leon, with Claire sprinkled in, and a cameo of Ashley's photo. It was pretty amusing to see how the President respected Leon above anyone else because of RE4.

The cgi movies/show would be better if they followed other characters besides Leon and Claire. They're good characters but it gets a bit stale. It would be nice to also see Sherry again since she's close to them. The story is interesting for the most part but nothing really new.

It's not terrible, it's entertaining, and with how the Resident Evil universe has been getting butchered tv/movie-wise, I will take this above anything else.
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4/10
Uncle Charlie did nothing wrong
30 June 2021
Warning: Spoilers
Decided to watch this movie after reading the creepypasta. From the beginning you can tell they didn't quite go with the best way of storytelling.

It is a 90s style film, like the original IT, but that's not necessarily a bad thing. It was interesting seeing a 2013 movie made in that style. Most of the props looked super fake and there were a lot of continuity problems. The hole would change sizes between shots and the rock around it looked like plastic. It sounded like metal hitting metal when they tried hitting it with a sledgehammer, and apparently that wouldn't break it at all but a small cordless drill did. Okay then. Again, this isn't necessarily bad and could group it into B horror movies.

The story took a lot of liberties to change things and it became cheesy. Ted and Brad became brothers, they threw in Uncle Charlie, and made Joe into a flamboyant gay British... gas station attendant. It was obvious they did that so Joe could be the comic relief but it was just cringeworthy. Uncle Charlie was the innocent, either mentally disabled or onset dementia, loving family member and I said if he died, I would take off on star on my final review for it. He did die and in a pointless way, just to try and force some tears out of the audience.

They showed the cave monsters which was a mistake in my opinion. They show up in Ted's house and look like random men in bodysuits, and when they show up in the cave, they look like the swamp monster. Just people with mud all over themselves. They mostly danced around in the dark rather than attack our heroes.

If you're looking for a bad movie to watch, this is worth a one time view. I won't be watching it again or showing it to anyone else. If you want a good movie to be a companion to the creepypasta... I say wait until someone else does a better job.
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8/10
Good for a new generation
29 March 2021
I was around 7 years old when SpongeBob first premiered on television. I grew up with the show and a lot of millennials sense of humor is based off of it. Most of the episodes are meme worthy and the humor still holds up even watching as an adult.

I have a 3 year old and while he likes watching SpongeBob, he doesn't understand a lot of the jokes or storylines. Kamp Koral is basically a simplified version of SpongeBob. I'm glad to see that the same voice actors stayed. I had this worry that they would use kids to voice the characters, but they kept the originals. You just can't replace them. They also kept all of the characters personalities from the first show.

The style is a bit strange but its colorful and has a lot of different textures. I wish there would be more effects to make it look underwater but that probably would have been too expensive. Its not a bad looking show and it holds up to the 2D animation.

The story isn't canon, obviously. It contradicts a lot of events from the original show, but that's okay. It's just a fun spin off for kids.

Keep in mind that it is for kids, to introduce them to SpongeBob. If you're watching as an adult or with your kids, you'll notice a lot of the same humor along with cameos of side characters popping up. It may sound like a cashgrab on paper but it was given the greenlight by Stephen Hillenberg and you can tell there's a lot of love put into it. It's not something I would watch on my own, but I'm glad my son enjoys it and I like watching with him.
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Animaniacs (2020–2023)
5/10
Too "woke" for my taste
21 February 2021
I heard about this reboot and was skeptical, but everyone kept saying how amazing it was. I watched the entire season and it seemed like they only created this to push their political views.

Yes, the original was political, but not like this. I even went back to compare the two series and the original was actually about comedy. The reboot cut out all of the side characters and stories, only including Pinky and the Brain. Not all of the side characters from the original were extremely interesting but it gave it more variety.

There are a few good jokes but it seems very one sided. The Trump-Cyclops bit was hilarious but they pushed it on for too long and they were constantly reminding the viewer that TRUMP BAD. Yes, we get it, you don't have to constantly remind us that politicians in the US are messed up. Dot also constantly brings up women's rights and being the first female whatever. There was a part where she fights for women's rights, which isn't bad, but then she makes a mockery out of it by demanding rights for cartoon characters. It send the message that women's rights are a joke, which I hope the creators weren't trying to do. The only episode I really liked was a Pinky and the Brain one that didn't have any political messages and was just stupid humor. That's all I want.

The animation itself looks clean, but Pinky's redesign looks really bad. He has wrinkles under his eyes that catches my attention every time he's on screen. The Warners look good, no complaints there.

All in all, it claims to be a zany kids show, but even my 3 year old son didn't want to watch it. Hopefully the next season eases up on the political messages and tries to be more entertaining.
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Bananya (2016–2019)
10/10
Adorable
1 November 2020
Bananya is a truly innocent show for kids. It is cute, whimsical, colorful, everything that will catch a little one's attention. My 2 year old son loves cats and fruit, and got a kick out of the "nana kitties". The episodes are short enough to keep their attention and there isn't a lot of dialogue, but the actions speak louder than words. It is fun to watch as an adult as well because of how simple it is. The episodes aren't long and tedious, it's just pure entertainment. If you have a young child, I highly recommend putting this on for them and getting them a plush of their favorite bananya.
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6/10
I wish it was more
8 February 2020
I was extremely excited to see this movie since I read the books as a kid and got creeped out by the illustrations. Guillermo del Toro has made many movies that I enjoyed immensely, so I thought it was a perfect match.

Unfortunately it fell short, to me. The story was boring and went in too many different directions for me to want to keep track and figure out what was going on. The main stars, the monsters, were shown very scarcely and didn't do much when they had screen time.

It probably could have been better if it was less child-oriented. It's too scary for young children, but not scary enough for teens and adults.
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Cats (2019)
Should have gone with the 2D animation idea
20 December 2019
They originally had a concept for a 2D animated film that looked amazing. Instead they went with this.
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Brightburn (2019)
8/10
Refreshing take on superhero genre
6 December 2019
I've never been very interested in superhero movies for some reason, and I initially had no plans to watch this one, thinking it would be another origin story with dark moments. This movie is purely a horror movie, not just a cash-grab. I'm sure if the creators want, they can expand the universe (which I would be interested in seeing), but it isn't the same story we've seen over and over again.

What I enjoyed was seeing what could happen if a superhuman had no good intentions, and there wouldn't be another superhero to swoop in and save the day. The buildup was good and it fell into place.

I saw someone on imdb said the movie wasn't gory; this movie isn't a splatter-fest, but the few gore moments that are in it are intense. This is not a movie to show young kids.
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School-Live! (2015– )
10/10
On the same bar as Madoka Magica and Angel Beats
7 November 2019
Warning: Spoilers
I originally passed over this anime, thinking it was a normal slice of life anime about school girls. Sentai Filmworks had a sale for horror anime and this one was listed. That got my attention. I was able to buy the collectors edition for a cheap price, and I'm glad I did.

The main premise is about a group of girls who love their school so much that they live there. At the end of the first episode you find out why they live there: their city has been taken over by a zombie apocalypse and the school is the only safe zone. The main character is so traumatized that she forces herself to imagine that everything is normal. The story shows how they survive, and how they got to this point. There are a lot of parts that are emotional and depressing. Since it's only 12 episodes, there's no filler except for one episode. However, that episode is a break from the next ones where everything goes downhill fast.

I didn't really like the English voice actress for Yuki, I'll probably rewatch in Japanese. That's the only qualm I have about the show.

The last episode was a bit open ended, so hopefully we will get a season 2! I would recommend this to Madoka and Angel Beats fans.
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Tusk (I) (2014)
7/10
Like nothing you've seen before (except Human Centipede)
7 November 2019
Warning: Spoilers
I originally had no interest in watching this, because I had no idea what it was about. I watched Yogahosers which was meh. Then I saw this movie on a top 10 list on YouTube, and they showed the Wallace walrus. That made me want to watch it.

I did like Human Centipede (the first one) because it was more of a drama and reminded me of Saw. Tusk is very similar to the former, but has a bit more backstory to it, and it is a lot more gruesome than HC. The walrus suit is so very disturbing.

It's nothing amazing, but it was a fun watch. Very dark comedy with disturbing body horror. It's not for everyone, that's for sure. I wish the story after he was turned into the walrus was fleshed out a bit more, it seemed like it just hurried to have his friend and girlfriend find him, then that was it.

Don't go in expecting this to be a serious movie or a masterpiece, just enjoy it for what it is, especially if you have a dark sense of humor or like messed up movies.
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9/10
Like a mini-version of Black Mirror
4 November 2019
I like watching horror shows and sometimes I just want to watch a story that will be resolved in one episode. I saw the title and thought, perfect.

The stories are very interesting, I haven't seen anything like most of them. A lot of them have a plot twist that really makes you think. There was only one episode that didn't make sense to me.

The end of each episode shows the two sentence story that inspired it. The writers were able to get very creative with what they were given to work with.

If you like horror, anthologies, and/or Black Mirror, give it a watch. I'm not sure why it has such low ratings.
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Big Mouth (2017–2024)
1/10
Not for me...
3 November 2019
I've been putting off watching this because it never appealed to me, but after seeing so many people give it great reviews, I decided to watch the first episode.

I could not make it through the whole episode. It felt very juvenile and cringy. Talking about the kids going through puberty was awkward, but I get that the creators wanted to touch on that subject. What made me turn off the episode was when they showed the penis of one of the pre-teen(?) boys, in full. I really don't want to see genitalia on children in my shows. I have to pass on watching the rest of this show.
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The Quiet (2005)
7/10
Interesting enough
15 July 2019
Warning: Spoilers
Based on the synopsis on Amazon Prime, I chose this movie because it said something about a deaf girl finding out a family's dark secret. It was tagged as a drama/crime/thriller/mystery and I figured it was a murder movie or something like that. This is a purely drama movie focusing between two girls, one who is deaf & mute, and the other who has an incestuous relationship with her father. The two girls slowly grow a friendship together and both have different ideas of what "growing up" means. One wants passion, the other wants freedom. The incest scenes are very cringe-worthy, they'll well done, maybe too well done. You can feel how uncomfortable the daughter is at certain moments. This might be enough to turn some people away. The reason I kept watching, however, was because of the bond between the girls. I liked the character development and wanted to see what would happen with them at the end. The ending might be a bit confusing at first, but when you sit and put all the pieces together, you can understand why it turned out that way. It's not an amazing film, but it caught my attention and the plot lines gave me and my boyfriend something to talk about and figure out why certain characters did certain things.
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Gnaw (2017)
7/10
Not very horror, but drama, and pretty interesting
3 July 2019
Straight away, you should know: this movie's horror aspect only really comes in at the last 30 minutes or so of the film. This is a story about a woman who escapes her abusive ex, steals a demonic box from a shop, and finds herself waking up with sores and bite marks all over herself. Most of the plot comes from the drama and mystery, of what is doing this to her, what happened to her neighbor, and what her ex did to her to make her run away. If you enjoy storylines like that, you'll have a good time watching. If all you want to see is the horror and the creature, it doesn't come until the very end of the movie. It might be boring to some, but my interest was held. The payoff at the end was worth it. The creature was very well designed, and in my opinion, was actually kind of cute. The ending was very satisfying to me as well. It's something you don't see in many movies. Definitely worth a watch at least once.
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Jeruzalem (2015)
9/10
Better than most found footage
18 June 2019
I don't really much care for found footage, but this one had a neat enough synopsis to get me to watch it. I appreciate the camera not being grainy and hard to see what's going on. Everything is pretty high definition. Movies about the apocalypse and biblical apocalypses never really show you what the end of the world is like, or the demonic creatures that rise to attack humanity. Most of the time they're either human or just never shown. (I'm looking at you, Red State.) This is the type of movie I have been waiting to see. This is a very fun watch if you're a big horror movie fan, found footage fan, etc etc. For the parts I didn't much care for: This could have been a great movie, in my opinion, if it wasn't found footage. It works for some parts, but not all of them. It's no fun when you can't really see what's going on. The main character is also a bit annoying. She makes dumb choices, but the most irritating thing to me was when she was hiding from demons... and kept whimpering very loudly. I know you would be scared of a demon lurking in the dark, looking for you, but 99% of people would know to shut up and not make any noise. She doesn't make smart decisions the entire movie. It could have been a found footage movie without her, and I would have enjoyed it more. All in all, it's a fun watch and I liked the designs of the demons.
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7/10
Intriguing plot
15 June 2019
Let me get this out of the way first: Screamers is not a horror. It is an action-adventure with some horror elements, but if you're watching this movie to get scared, you most likely will not be. That said, this isn't a bad movie. The special effects are pretty well done, especially in the beginning, and it has a pretty interesting storyline. There's a lot more to it than what the plot summary will lead you to believe. It's not just a slasher movie with people getting killed by fishmen. It reminds me a bit of a Lovecraft story, and it makes me want to watch the other two movies in the "adventure trilogy". My main complaint is the acting. There are a couple performances that seem genuine, but a lot of the lines from other characters feel forced. It's like watching a high school play. If they were to remake this movie, I think it could be something really good.
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Apartment 407 (2016)
10/10
Very important to watch
3 June 2019
I feel like this is a movie that all women should watch. It is a real thing, getting tricked into a business deal and then getting kidnapped. It doesn't necessarily have to be photography or anything sexual, it could happen to anyone. I am very impressed with Frida for deciding to tell her story, and to act in a movie based on it. You can tell in most of her scenes that she isn't acting, she is reliving the stress and fear. She doesn't try to look pretty while crying. This is a movie, so the story is different than what actually happened to her. Her personal story, she said she doesn't remember a lot of it, because of being so drugged up all the time. This is where all the embellishments in the movie come in. It wouldn't be a movie if it only showed what she could remember. They created a new character with a different life. This isn't a bad thing, but viewers need to be aware that, of course, things were added in and changed. It doesn't make the story any less real. She made this movie to bring awareness about sex trafficking, not to be about her. If you brush it off as something that could never happen, you are part of the problem.
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Hostile (I) (2017)
8/10
Not a horror movie
25 May 2019
If you just want a horror flick with scary scenes, you will be disappointed. There are a good handful of creepy and scary scenes, but that's not what the entire movie is. It is a mix of horror and drama, more of a love story than anything. I honestly liked jumping between the two storylines because it kept things fresh. I get bored too easily if it's the same scene drawn out for too long. It slowly got you to know the characters and understand their relationship together. It doesn't tell you how the apocalypse began, but that's not important to the story. It's the story about two people who were drawn together and the tragedies that befell them. If you want a movie with a deep, emotional, and creepy storyline, check this one out.
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Bubba Ho-Tep (2002)
6/10
Great acting but didn't really care about the mummy
23 May 2019
I've been meaning to watch this movie for a few years, and it's not really what I expected. Most of the movie is Bruce Campbell reminiscing his life as the king of rock and roll, and how he got to the nursing home he is in. This isn't a bad thing however. His performance mesmerized me, and to be honest, I liked those parts better than the mummy mystery. His interactions with Ossie Davis were very well done, and I feel like they could have made a movie purely about how they ended up where they were, and the two of them being paranoid about supernatural things going on. The last part of the movie, where they go head to head with the mummy, was pretty entertaining, but again, I just didn't really care about that. I mostly just wanted to see more of Bruce Campbell and Ossie Davis giving monologues. It's pretty funny that those are the parts I enjoyed, but it was a fun ride. If nothing else, watch it for their acting.
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6/10
Could have been good
23 April 2019
The legend of La Llorona is a very interesting story that had potential to become a good movie. Unfortunately, this one suffered from showing the monster too much.

The plot wasn't bad. It would have been more interesting if they showed more of how the legend started, but they had a good idea to go with. What really didn't work for this movie was showing La Llorona too many times, to the point that she wasn't scary. What's always creepy in movies like this is not being able to see their face until the very end, which they had a perfect scene to show her, but by then it was too late.

If you like the Conjuring universe/horror movies, it's a fun watch, just don't expect anything special.
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Lily C.A.T. (1987 Video)
6/10
Pretty average, had potential to be better
21 April 2019
This movie caught my attention because the plot sounded similar to Alien and The Thing. It was very heavily inspired by those two movies, which isn't necessarily a bad thing. The movie took elements from those two and created its own story. The story itself was very interesting at times, but unfortunately the short run time made the pacing way too fast, plot wise. There were several scenes of the crew members bickering amongst themselves, and the interesting reveals were very short. For the story it was trying to tell, it would have been better to be 2 hours long, rather than 70 minutes. I would have liked to see more about the plot lines that gave more character development, rather than the action scenes. It was also unfortunate that you never even got to see what the planet they were trying to get to looked like.

The animation and music were very typical of the 80s, something you can't really knock points off of for. The voice acting was pretty good, I liked all the different accents each character had, depending on where they came from. The design for the cat, Lily, was also very cute and realistic.

If you are a cat/animal lover, be warned: Lily the cat does die. She dies in a horribly gory and disturbing fashion. She's sucked into a wall and her body explodes into a mess of blood and gore. Once you see her owner crying and freaking out while facing a door, it's going to happen.
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Pet Sematary (2019)
6/10
Great movie until the ending (spoilers towards the end)
7 April 2019
Warning: Spoilers
I've been a Stephen King fan for years, since I was a teenager, and one of his books that creeped me out the most was Pet Sematary. Everything about it was disturbing and unnerving, and while the 1989 film was good, it felt a bit lacking. My favorite and creepiest part from the book (for me) was when Louis is walking alone, barefoot, in the middle of the woods at night and he hears the wendigo nearby... The 1989 film never made any mention of the wendigo, which was a bit of a letdown.

Everything that the original lacked, this remake more than made up for. There was great atmosphere, great acting, great camerawork, everything was great. There were a few changes to the story but for the most part it was faithful to the novel. They even included the wendigo, which I was very happy about.

It is a lot more intense than the original and has more scares and blood/gore. Some of the bloody violent scenes were hard for me to watch, but that's a good thing. It means they did it right.

MAJOR SPOILERS AHEAD:

The original story saw the Creed's two year old son, Gage, getting killed and his older sister, Ellie, surviving. For this movie, it was switched up and had Gage surviving (but almost getting hit by the truck), and Ellie was instead the one who died. I would have been interested to see another version where Gage had been the one to pass, but the original 1989 film already exists. I liked the direction the movie was going and it was very disturbing to see a sweet girl turn into a monster like that. I had no problem with that aspect.

The part I did not like at all was the ending. In the book, Ellie was staying with her grandparents when her father brought Gage back to life, and the murdering happened. I was hoping that Gage in this movie would get the same outcome, but I did not like what they went with.

Rachel takes Gage back to the house, Ellie kills Rachel, Louis puts Gage in the locked car, then is killed by a resurrected Rachel, and then the three undead family members go up to Gage in the car, with weapons, and the movie ends. It is heavily implied that they are going to kill and bury the two year old boy to be part of the living dead family. I might be biased because I have an almost two year old son, but I would have much preferred if he had been rescued by firemen or his grandparents from the car, and had him be the only survivor.

I hope there will be an alternate ending, but who knows.

This is a good movie, just prepare to be a bit letdown by the ending if you loved the original story or don't like child death.
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Fireworks (2017)
7/10
Too confusing and doesn't live up to their other films
7 July 2018
I walked in to this movie about 10 minutes late, and I thought maybe I missed something important, but I looked it up online and I didn't really miss anything. The films by this company are normally all very good, and this one looked promising, but looks aren't everything. The storyline seems simple enough, but once they throw in the magic/sci-fi aspects, it becomes very confusing to follow. The characters flip flop between being sympathetic, and seeming to have ulterior motives. I wasn't sure if Yusuke was a nice guy or a jerk, if Norimichi actually cared about Nazuna, or if Nazuna was a sweet girl or hidden psychopath. Once the plot point is shown, there is one ending that the characters could choose that would make everyone happy and fix everything, but it never came to mind. The ending is very confusing and threw too much at the audience. I really wanted to like this movie, but in the end it didn't affect me as much as Your Name or Girl Who Leapt Through Time.
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