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specter13
I hate these losers:
steelba (is the true master of horror)
DruidParrothead_MarkIV (though you don't know it this poster is actually the grand marshall of all spelling and grammar as elected by the dick head council of bastard town.)
Vizion10
Dorleacu (Elitist who needs to die in a tire fire)
Gaf_the_Horse_in_Tears
KittenKayLeTourneau/KittenPlay (easily the person I hate the most out of everyone I've ever met or known.)
capnsid
abuse_reporter (go ahead report me, make my day)
sheziLost
cableaddict
vanilla_sky1 (How could someone named after such a cool movie be so stupid)
luly
doomedwolfen (needs to chew on a bullet)
BobbyRayLemon
feed_the_trolls
synthisisus (beat me at my own game with mighty and original insults like idiot and loser)
murphmeister75
faeriewillow (nazi)
wyrmking2 (wishes he was Ryan Seacrest)
beachechic1214
jhpetersen
SGarrick
rooprect (mmmm steak)
Lord Viper Scorpion
Minna Daisuki Takoyaki
DevilishDoll (eats kittens)
it_ends_tonight
lilboyeustice
Dan_Nad_Harris_sirrah (a real genius)
EddieSchak
pas_si_simple
ArkadyRenko (almost as dumb as BrandtSponseller)
prickhuss
btvs_1052
brownsupremist
destroya1245
zoharaeli (yes. Donnie Darko is the greatest movie ever and when you watch it rainbows fall out of your ass, now shut up you stupid Pseudointellectual)
Daleknight
darsie52
zachpsx
Rjk_james
dairyfarmerpete
superqtip112000
sltt809
TKnight_1
GunCowboy
halla226
davidtrublood
eighties_child
bigfoxy01
Hollister (i like fads)
WidescreenEyes-1
masterbrain_27
Computer_Stud
ckara926
andrewstonewall (don't even remember why this guy sucks)
Starryromantic
MC_ViolenZ
DarthObiKenObi
Greg-Niblack (strangled himself with a garden hose)
alligatorjuice
ShiksaBaby
roberto_bentivegna
theedwin122
BrandtSponseller (almost as dumb as ArkadyRenko)
Reviews
Jennifer's Shadow (2004)
Quote the Raven "It Blows!!!"
Imagine if you will that it's your birthday and you wake up and feeling exuberant thinking of all the wonders that today will offer. Then just as your leaving your house you get a phone call saying that your entire family was just killed by a freak accident. You ask what they were all doing together and the police say that all evidence reveals that they all secretly hated you and were planning a glorious murder to rid you from their life; and in fact that documents had been found in your mother's possession saying and they quote "my offspring is a horrible cancer upon this earth who I regret not drowning at birth." You break down in tears and stumble over to your car and just start to drive to the scene of the accident. While in route your sideswiped by a drunk driver. Waking up in the hospital three years later you discover that your paralyzed from the waist down, and while the doctor had you in the emergency room they happened to discover that you have a brand new type of illness, unique only to you. They don't know how to treat it and your death will be slow and painful, also your insurance has dropped you and their throwing you out. That night as you meekly wallow in terror and your own feces under your new underpass home you try to think of what went wrong, desperately trying to find something to give you hope. Then it comes to you lighting up your brain. At least you've never seen Chronicle of the Raven, realizing this you suddenly have nothing to complain about and drift off to sleep.
That said I watch of lot movies especially horror movies and this is probably the second worst i've ever seen. Don't let the premise trick you like it did me. I'm hear to warn you. Stay away! eating glass would be a better use of your time.
Changing Lanes (2002)
Easily one of the worst films ever made.
***possible spoiler***
This movie had the dumbest plot, the stupidest character scenarios, and possibly the most senseless ending in movie history. The filmmakers tried so hard to make you care about and feel something for the characters, but instead only succeed in making a prolonged period of waiting for something to happen. The only thing that could possibly save this film is the inclusion of Sam Jackson, unfortunately, though, that doesn't help at all. Sadly, this movie had so much potential that was needlessly squandered. I was very hyped-up for Changing Lanes, and was given one of the worst, most gruelingly boring experiences of my entire life. To anyone thinking of seeing this movie, I say, don't waste your time, banish the thought, and you're better off spending your money on a toothbrush for your goldfish. I give this movie -5 stars.
Charlie's Angels (2000)
Pointless stupidity
If a worthless waste of time is what you're craving, get your fix with Charlie's Angels.With a plot that does't make sense to slow witted 5 year olds, Charlie's Angels is a non stop Lame-a-Coaster ride that delivers nothing but pure mind numing stupidity.Possibly one of the worst chases in movie history and a make you wish you were dead style final fight asure this movie's place in the bad-movie hall of fame.Some may say that it falls into the catagory of it's so bad its good but I beg to differ.I rather think of it as in the catagory of suicide inducing pain.The fact that there is a sequel to this movie just shows how bad the film industry has gotten.I would rate this rip-off-fest- excuse for a movie but the number would be so low that it could not conceived by the human mind.