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Quote the Raven "It Blows!!!"
16 October 2006
Imagine if you will that it's your birthday and you wake up and feeling exuberant thinking of all the wonders that today will offer. Then just as your leaving your house you get a phone call saying that your entire family was just killed by a freak accident. You ask what they were all doing together and the police say that all evidence reveals that they all secretly hated you and were planning a glorious murder to rid you from their life; and in fact that documents had been found in your mother's possession saying and they quote "my offspring is a horrible cancer upon this earth who I regret not drowning at birth." You break down in tears and stumble over to your car and just start to drive to the scene of the accident. While in route your sideswiped by a drunk driver. Waking up in the hospital three years later you discover that your paralyzed from the waist down, and while the doctor had you in the emergency room they happened to discover that you have a brand new type of illness, unique only to you. They don't know how to treat it and your death will be slow and painful, also your insurance has dropped you and their throwing you out. That night as you meekly wallow in terror and your own feces under your new underpass home you try to think of what went wrong, desperately trying to find something to give you hope. Then it comes to you lighting up your brain. At least you've never seen Chronicle of the Raven, realizing this you suddenly have nothing to complain about and drift off to sleep.

That said I watch of lot movies especially horror movies and this is probably the second worst i've ever seen. Don't let the premise trick you like it did me. I'm hear to warn you. Stay away! eating glass would be a better use of your time.
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Easily one of the worst films ever made.
22 September 2002
Warning: Spoilers
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This movie had the dumbest plot, the stupidest character scenarios, and possibly the most senseless ending in movie history. The filmmakers tried so hard to make you care about and feel something for the characters, but instead only succeed in making a prolonged period of waiting for something to happen. The only thing that could possibly save this film is the inclusion of Sam Jackson, unfortunately, though, that doesn't help at all. Sadly, this movie had so much potential that was needlessly squandered. I was very hyped-up for Changing Lanes, and was given one of the worst, most gruelingly boring experiences of my entire life. To anyone thinking of seeing this movie, I say, don't waste your time, banish the thought, and you're better off spending your money on a toothbrush for your goldfish. I give this movie -5 stars.
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Pointless stupidity
22 September 2002
If a worthless waste of time is what you're craving, get your fix with Charlie's Angels.With a plot that does't make sense to slow witted 5 year olds, Charlie's Angels is a non stop Lame-a-Coaster ride that delivers nothing but pure mind numing stupidity.Possibly one of the worst chases in movie history and a make you wish you were dead style final fight asure this movie's place in the bad-movie hall of fame.Some may say that it falls into the catagory of it's so bad its good but I beg to differ.I rather think of it as in the catagory of suicide inducing pain.The fact that there is a sequel to this movie just shows how bad the film industry has gotten.I would rate this rip-off-fest- excuse for a movie but the number would be so low that it could not conceived by the human mind.
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