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10/10
Exceeded My Expectations
3 December 2014
I have always been a fan of the Corner Gas series, and was quite sad when it went off the air. I was actually unaware that a movie was being made until a week before it debuted. Of course I bought tickets to the movie.

As a fan of the show, I'll admit that some of the episodes, while always entertaining, only really became funny to me once I watched the episode a second time.

Much like the show, the movie has no laugh track, but the jokes were very funny, consistent in their pacing, and a bit less subtle than the TV show. The whole theatre (which was completely sold out) was in stitches the entire film. All of the actors did a stand up job reprising their roles, and it felt like the same old crew even years after the series ended.

The plot line was good, and in true Corner Gas fashion, all of the wild tangents that each character went on tied together in the end. Also, as a special surprise, Lorne Cardinal was at the theatre and introduced the movie in person. Over all, a great time! Maybe we will be lucky enough for a second movie sometime in the future.
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4/10
A Waste of 2 Hours
22 March 2014
I quite like gritty film making, and from a cinematic perspective, this move doesn't disappoint. The cinematography was gritty, low key. The actors were made to look like real people, not Hollywood stars, and the soundtrack was appropriate and low key. The performances were well acted and believable (with the possible exception of Forest Whitaker).

But that's where the train of goodness stops, people.

The plot line is predictable and cliché at best, and in a way, almost self indulgent. It's as though the directors and producers thought "oh what an Oscar worthy screenplay. We really MUST have this film dripping with drama!" and it makes the film gratuitous and slow moving. I've had more suspense waiting for the washing machine to finish a load of laundry.

I also found the sets to feel out of place. The movie takes place around 2007ish. While I get that the setting is a small, poor industrial town, the old school telephones, small tube TV's and ancient vehicles seem like a miss. They make you aware that something with the backdrop just doesn't feel realistic.

Overall, the movie feels like it is trying too hard, and in doing so, loses the suspense, and takes away from the truly talented actors who try to carry this mess to the finish line. Definitely give it a pass.
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War Horse (2011)
4/10
Not all books should be made into films
12 April 2012
There is not much good I can say about this film. It is by no means the worst film I have seen. There were parts of it that were captivating for a short while, but it was far from edge of your seat exciting. As for being a family movie, I felt it lacked an appropriate connection with the viewer to be the kind of film that tugs at your heart.

The script tends to wave back and forth from dull to cheesy, which makes it difficult to find many of the characters likable or real.

Admittedly, the horses in the film are beautiful, and horse enthusiasts may get some enjoyment purely from the animals.

The absolute worst part of this film was the cinematography. I don't generally have issues with Spielberg films in this regard, but War Horse really missed the boat here. Many of the back drops looked fake (whether or not they actually were, I'm not sure). The colour filters, terrible outdoor lighting and constant underexposure of the film, even in happier upbeat moments of the film was a constant annoyance and frequently kept me from being completely engrossed in the story, as it was always in my consciousness that I was watching a screen.

If you liked the original story, good for you. But I'm not on board with the film.
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Eat Pray Love (2010)
4/10
Eat, Pray, Obsess
24 March 2011
Warning: Spoilers
I watched this movie sheerly because it appeared to be the only possibly worth while film on my Video On Demand service. (What does THAT tell you about the other movies available on the service?? 2010 was clearly a bad year for films).

That being said, I will admit that this is not the type of genre I watch, but I love to travel and thought it might pique my interest as a travelogue.

Boy was I wrong.

The first 45 minutes of the film, prior to the main character travelling to Italy was painfully bad. I found there was little if any valid excuses for Liz to suddenly feel massive dissatisfaction with her marriage, and similarly with her rebound boyfriend played by James Franco.

While I can understand Liz's need to travel before reaching a certain age, she seemed to find little satisfaction in any of her journeys through the entire film. I am not certain if the book was written this way intentionally or if this was just a miss on the director's part.

The worst part of the main character, Liz, is her constant obsession with men and relationships. In each location she travels to, her emotional unbalance or general unhappiness seems to stem from watching others in love, or refusing to let go emotionally of the men she so carelessly tossed away. The movie created a character who was so man- crazed that she required intensive psychotherapy, and it was hard to see her as anything other than a one dimensional character throughout the whole 2 1/2 hours of the film.

Truly, there were only two saving graces about this film; the director did a wonderful job of featuring Italian cuisine to the point where it would encourage anyone to travel abroad simply to get dinner. The other was Javier Bardem, who did a great job in the film, and came across as the only multi-dimensional person in the entire film.

In short, the movie misses on so many levels and is much longer than it needs to be. If you are going to watch it, keep the fast forward button handy.
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The Dilemma (2011)
3/10
A waste of $70,000,000
28 January 2011
This movie is a shameful waste of $70,000,000. It's also an unusual waste of a talent like Jennifer Connely.

I can't even begin to tell you where this movie goes wrong, because it never seemed to go right. For the first 30 minutes of the movie, there is nothing remotely funny, original or entertaining. I gave it the benefit of the doubt, telling myself "ok, Ron Howard is just setting up the premise. It will get better." But it doesn't. Not a bit.

I had to repeatedly resist the urge to take out my phone and play Skee Ball. I should have, however, given in to the temptation to leave the theatre and demand my money back.

PS to the studio - don't market a film as a comedy if its not remotely funny. It does nothing to enhance your already tarnished reputation. (Clearly you are still pumping out left over crap from 2010)
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Better Off Ted (2009–2010)
9/10
The Best Comedy In Years
26 October 2010
Warning: Spoilers
What a shame that abc pulled the plug on this show.

It has a great ensemble cast of Phil & Lem, the quirky Lab Technicians, Ted, the well balanced but easily swayed middle manager, Veronica, the remorseless corporate crony, and Linda, the Corporate product tester and moral compass.

The writing is witty and fast. There is no laugh track in this show, and while some jokes really smack you in the face, others are more subtle and can easily be overlooked until you've seen the episode a second time.

This show was so well done, and being set in the heart of a global corporation that only cares about money led to a potentially endless supply of fun.

I highly recommend this show. If only abc had given Better off Ted a consistent time slot and some advertising, this could have easily become one of the most popular shows on television.
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Mulligans (2008)
7/10
Pleasant Surprise
22 October 2010
Warning: Spoilers
I had actually never heard of this movie until it was shown on Movie Central. I started watching the show blind of what the premise was, but found it entertaining enough to keep watching.

The subject matter was not what I expected, as I figured it would be a stereotypical film about a gay man who falls in love with his best friend. However, the writing is not clever enough to disguise the true direction of the film for very long. Its somewhat predictable, but the ending played out quite well.

I was surprised with the cavalier attitudes to the situation by some of the characters, but the acting was well done, especially Thea Gill who can really turn a performance. I found it odd that I don't recall seeing Dan Payne in any of his other work before, as he came across as a solid actor. I would say the only character that could have been played better by someone else was the role of Chase. He seemed incapable of honest emotion through a lot of the movie with the exception of the beach scene where he tries to talk to his best friend.

The cinematography was beautiful and well done, and definitely does not look like a low budget film.

All in all definitely worth seeing.
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Push (2009)
7/10
A Gem of an Action Flick
13 September 2010
I found this movie to be remarkably entertaining and was quite dismayed that I hadn't even heard of it until it was out on DVD.

The acting was really well done, and there was some great character development for an action movie. The chemistry between Chris Evans and Dakota Fanning was great. They related to each other well, almost like siblings.

A nice surprise addition to the cast was Xiao Lu Li, who turned out to be the villain that you can't help but like in some twisted way.

The weakest link in the film was definitely Camilla Belle. In addition to her bland acting, the only two emotions she seemed capable of was whiny or stoned on Valium. Also, Djimon Hounsou was a bit of a disappointment considering what a truly gifted actor he typically is.

The script is solid, the special effects are top notch, though not excessively featured in the film, and one of the best parts of the film was the gritty, yet not annoying cinematography.

Over all, really well done, and very entertaining.
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Blindness (2008)
9/10
Provocative!
11 April 2009
Warning: Spoilers
Blindness was a shocking, somewhat disturbing movie, yet a surprisingly accurate depiction of humanity.

Sure, the movie has some minor plot holes, but its based on a novel, and there is only so much time to tell the adventure, as well as depict humanity in all its facets.

Without trying to give too much of the plot line away, the movie is really more about the message of society, and finding the lowest common denominator of people, rather than being 2 hours of mindless entertainment.

In all cases, with the sometime-exception of Mark Ruffalo, the acting was believable and engaging. Julianne Moore's performance as the only sighted person in a world gone blind was Oscar-worthy.

As the movie goes on, and society degenerates, some of the scenes become disturbing and difficult to watch, but not in a graphic way.

I found this was the first film I had watched in a long time where I found myself mulling it over in my head days later.

This film is thought provoking and captivating. It's long, but it never lost my interest. This film should be used in college psychology classes! Bravo!
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High Tension (2003)
1/10
Shameful Bastardization
16 March 2008
This movie is actually an adaptation of the novel 'Intensity' by Dean Koontz. Koontz's novel, a masterpiece of horror was probably one of the best books I have ever read (and one of the few Koontz novels I actually liked). While I found both the book and the movie to be edge-of-the- seat captivating, the movie bastardizes Koontz's vision at the end, to the point where the story is laughable.

I am all for interpretive endings, and shocking twists, but this ending was so ridiculous and impossible (in terms of continuity) that it ruins the entire movie.

As in the early works of Stephen King, its simply another case of the movie industry taking a great story and completely destroying it's credibility.

If you actually liked this movie, I highly recommend you read the book. You will be ten times more satisfied.
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I Am Legend (2007)
2/10
Ridiculous and Egocentric.
11 March 2008
This movie was shamefully bad. I love zombie movies, and most all genres of thrillers and horror flicks. I also like intelligent comedy. This movie was poor in all accounts.

I thought the concept was great for a movie. It's not a unique story, but I felt there was a chance of success with Will Smith lending credibility to the main role. He doesn't participate in a lot of Oscar worthy films, but the man can act. (See Six Degrees of Separation).

However, this movie was a huge farce. To try and use a zombie movie in an attempt to create an artistic film about character development is ridiculously paradoxical. It does no justice to the actor(s) or story.

While I agree that Smith's acting was realistic and believable, the content itself was dull and monotonous. The ending was intentionally cut to leave little satisfaction, and as always, the possibility of a sequel.

I sincerely hope for the sake of us all that this drivel does not turn into a multi-installment franchise.

And, as a side note, if I wanted to watch an hour of video footage of Will Smith playing with a dog, I would stalk well-known Hollywood parks, and save myself $10 of admission.
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History Bites (1998–2008)
7/10
Amusing Yet Useful
11 March 2008
It is true that a lot of important points in history can be presented as only so interesting. This show manages to take the less exciting points (and some of the really exciting ones too) and turn them into quite enjoyable 30 min lessons.

Of course time constraints limits the amount of details that are able to be presented, but most of the subject matter is there.

While the show is not laugh-out-loud hilarious, it is still amusing to watch. Some of the pop culture impersonations are quite well done. Good examples are Howard Stern, Barbara Walters and Judge Judy.

This show is especially great for teens, who might have a resistance to studying history. They will get most of the impersonations and skits, and the show moves quickly enough to keep their attention.

Over all, pretty well done.
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The War at Home (2005–2007)
7/10
The Real Low-down
24 September 2006
This show is actually pretty good. Like all shows on TV, it has its good episodes and its bad ones.

I have read where people compare this show to Married with Children, and I suppose it is a similar show for the new generation. However, because of what was expected and allowed on TV in the days of Married with Children, that show was taken to great extremes to show that it was in fact, a television show, and not meant to be take seriously.

The War at Home has the luxury of being a bit more realistic. The parents talk to each other like real life parents often do, telling their children one thing, when they will turn around and do the opposite.

Sure, some of the content can be considered controversial. But I find this show really tries to maintain a sense of honesty. Like it or not, there are a lot of families out there just like this one.

Every episode does teach a 'valuable lesson'. Its just that sometimes the lesson is that you will not find a perfect solution for every problem that a family may encounter, and sometimes the solution is to pick the lesser of two evils. We all know that in some cases, as a parent, the only goal you can have is to keep your kids out of really big trouble, and hope that they learn right from wrong.

I respect the writers for attempting to keep the show true to life, instead of having some magical ending like the Cleaver family always had.
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