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2/10
A hollow shell of a film.
28 December 2020
This movie was utterly pointless, possibly because they did not want to change much in the cinematic universe timeline. The script was almost inexistent and felt inconsequential. Gadot and Pine desperately try to save the whole thing but it is impossible since they do not have much to work with. Even the time period makes no difference and is better used in films like Bumblebee, which was a superior experience all around. Worst of all, even the other bad DC/Warner films at least had camp to catch your attention. This movie is written in such a serious tone which makes it look even more hollow.

Seriously I wanted to like this movie so bad, but it ended up being literally unwatchable, actually worse than Catwoman, which at least had some funny bits and followed the character. Avoid at all cost.
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Alcatraz: Ernest Cobb (2012)
Season 1, Episode 2
7/10
Sam Neil makes this a winner!
1 February 2012
Warning: Spoilers
This episode is slightly better than the pilot and mostly because of Sam Neil's acting skills. While in the first episode he makes little more than pose and smile here he takes a more active role which helps the whole show look better.

The plot slowly advances and after accepting the silly initial premise it looks O.K. There are certain things I enjoyed like the fact that the first prisoner is not forgotten but remains part of the whole plot. The acting is good but could be a lot better because of the clichéd dialogue. I really think Sarah Jones is underrated here she does a good job, she just needs better dialogue. Also, I really enjoyed the series "villain of the week" more than the first time around. I really liked the scene where the Warden kills his silence in the isolation chamber by forcing him to share his cell with a loud talking insensitive prisoner. There are minor silly stuff like the red picnic sheet he uses before executing his victims but overall they are minor setbacks that do not damage the story. The ending revelation seems pretty pointless also. I mean, as it is, it adds nothing to the story, it's an element that could have been added anytime, there is no particular sense on why it should be there. I also like the fact that a team member gets hurt, the show needs to remember that most of the characters there are people not cyborgs. I also enjoy the way the old inmates are presented they really look like they belong in the 60's.

As it is, this episode fares better than the first one. What we need is more Sam Neil action, less absurd revelations and better dialogue for the leading characters and the show will do well, for now at least.
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The Killing: Beau Soleil (2011)
Season 1, Episode 12
10/10
Rise and fall of Darren Richmond
1 February 2012
Warning: Spoilers
This episode starts with a discovery that boosts Richmond's hopes to win the election and ends in another discovery that could possibly damage him. In the meantime, Linden continues to search for Rosie's trail that fateful night after she left the casino.

Overall, another excellent episode in the series tradition. In the end there is strong evidence that the killer is finally found, but, with this series you can never be sure. Characters are as always a central part of the show. I especially enjoyed the scene where Drexler boasts he can do whatever he likes because of politicians like Richmond and when Stan talks with his wife in jail. As always there is a certain shadow in all the characters of the show which deepens the mystery and makes everything more interesting. This episode is mostly centered on the Larsen family, especially Terry, but also progresses the story up to its final resolution. In the end we have a strong lead on the killer which should make up for a very interesting finale.

Not much to say, but after some slow episodes in the middle of the series these last ones are killers. Great characters, plot twists, moral ambiguities and a good finale. Perfect all around!
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The Killing: Missing (2011)
Season 1, Episode 11
10/10
It's all about the characters!
31 January 2012
Warning: Spoilers
Taking a detour from the quest of finding Rosie's murderer this episode follows Detective Linden on the quest to find her missing son. Her partner decides to help her and they start searching the whole city in order to find her missing kid.

This episode abandons Rosie until the ending scenes.Instead it's an episode entirely focused on Linden and the relationship between her and her partner, Stephen Holder. It demonstrates their differences and similarities and their distinct points of view. But for me the best thing on this episode is that it feels not like a cheap filler to the main story but like an analysis on the character's behaviors and weaknesses. I really enjoyed the part when Stephen teases Linden because she lacks the ability to care for her son and the quarrel that ensues. What makes a smart and caring woman a negligent parent, her character or is it something else that, being in the foster home system, she hasn't learned from her parents herself? The scenario leaves these things open showcasing the question, not the answer, which I applaud. Another thing I loved is that though Holder sacrifices some of his personal relationships for his partner's sake (brave thing given the possibility of not seeing her again after the case closes) he still remains strong and true to his moral code. He is a man who does not care about other people's opinions he just creates his own system of values and sticks to it.

In summary though during the episode I missed Darren Richmond (by far my favorite character on the whole show) I really liked the way the whole thing was structured. This is TV as it should be every time, it just doesn't get any better!
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Alcatraz: Pilot (2012)
Season 1, Episode 1
5/10
Sadly mediocre
31 January 2012
Warning: Spoilers
Alcatraz is the latest J.J.Abrams production, his second series this year after "Person of interest". The pilot features direction from veteran TV director Nick Cannon and a leading role from Sam Neil. The production value is high and it shows. Sadly the problem lies within the story itself.

The premise is somewhat muddled to begin with. Some Alcatraz prisoners disappear from the past, only to appear in our age, without any explanation or reason. So a task force is made lead by Mr.Emerson Hauser (Sam Neill), police woman Rebecca Madsen (Sarah Jones) and Dr.Diego Soto (Jorge Garcia). Their aim is to gather up these criminals and, at least for Mr Hunter, enclose them in a modern version of Alcatraz. All that is hastily explained in the pilot in order to lead us to a typical forensic show with a "twist". Also, the show is rather based on coincidence. Sarah who just happens to have a partner dead while chasing a criminal from Alcatraz, happens to be at a crime scene then bumps up to the Dr who happens to have info on the institution and so on. If you compare it with the meticulous structure of let's say "The Killing" (different kind of show but, for me, an exemplary series) it stretches believability up to a ridiculous point and instead of fascinating it just creates confusion for the sake of confusion.

As for the acting part everybody is OK but, sadly, nobody excels. In contrast with "Fringe" there are no fascinating performances, especially when it comes to John Noble's brilliance there. Sam Neil looks like acting in an auto pilot and mostly just stands there smiling without doing much. Sarah Jones is also OK for her part but does not seem like the kind of actress that will pull the series into the future.

So, overall, for the level of expectation that I had and for all the talent involved here this pilot was pretty shallow and mediocre. The story has premise but if they develop it in a standard "procedural" manner I expect it to fade away soon. For now it left me more with a taste of "Six degrees" than "Lost" or "Fringe", I am afraid.
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Sanctuary: Nubbins (2008)
Season 1, Episode 6
8/10
In which they successfully introduce a "Furby" like menace...
21 March 2010
Warning: Spoilers
In this episode Will, Dr Magnus and Ashley enter an aborted expedition and meet up with two distinct Alien races.The first is a giant dog and the second, which they decide to call a "Nubbin" is a cross between a Furbyand a Critter. They both can turn into a "stealth" mode and disappear into the background. They bring them into the Sanctuary for further studies but when Ashley disobeys her mother's warnings and has a "Nubbin" freed an outburst of the creatures populace puts them into a tight spot. Also the Nubbins appear to stimulate the Mansion's owner's minds in an unexpected way, too.Also we meet Sophie the grand-daughter of a deceased man who thought himself as an Abnormal.

This episode might not be as imaginative as you can expect and it gets down to predictable at some points, especially at the end and the way the "Nubbins" are eliminated, but overall it's good solid entertainment. The actors feel more connected to their characters and the pace is fast. Sophie's story ties well into the main plot and she is a good addition to the episode. The "Nubbins's" menace is effective and could have more development especially since they show us these little buggers can be very brutal. Another thing is the fact that they stimulate the sexual impulses of the character's which could have given some excellent plot lines to exploit in future episodes if the creative team did not water down the whole thing into a "safe-for-all-family mode.

This episode is just a glimpse of what this TV show can become if it gets more serious in the script department. It is a lot better than the previous five installments and has it's moments but it's not perfect yet especially at points where the characters don't act their own age.
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Sanctuary: Requiem (2008)
Season 1, Episode 9
5/10
In which they try to break out of the "monster-of-the-week" formula with mixed results
21 March 2010
Warning: Spoilers
MANY SPOILERS AHEAD...

This episode had a great opening which depicts Dr Helen Magnus dying inside a submarine a scene continued by a flash-back... Overall it was a decent episode but I find it has a lot of storyline gaps and a very uneven pace, the exact same problems which have hampered the whole series so far...

Basically in this episode they tried to break out of the "Monster-of-the-week" formula established so far in the series by injecting a parasite inside Magnus's body. The parasite is found when they do an autopsy on a dead Mermaid inside the Bermuda Triangle.The parasite, which inflicts madness to it's victims, infects Dr Magnus so Will must find a way to cure her and bring them out in the surface before they end up in the deep ocean...

In the end, they solve the cause of the Mermaid tribe's death, but they do nothing more about it, so the whole thing remains half solved and this is a part of the problem here, because the whole thing is extremely formulaic... Magnus makes a speech about Will taking over her part on the Institute and then she gets infected by this parasite, so she is on the verge of dying, so Will must prove himself, it's a pure "a" to "b" to "c" procedure... Also the recap covers 95% of the episode so you know Magnus is not going to die at least until you see the opening scene reproduced. And in the end they just revert to their original conversation about Will taking over one day, so the whole episode looks pointless and trivial. Another thing that bothered me was the fact that the whole Bermuda Triangle thing had nothing to do with the story, they just tried to impress by giving us an" exotic" location... They also give the impression that Magnus had the whole thing cooked up which is at least absurd and tasteless.... The resolution was pretty tacky too the virus just turns itself into a worm so that Will can burn it over...

On the plus side the visual effects look clearer than ever and the story has some nice moments especially the brief dialog between Will Henen and Henry in the beginning, other than that it was mediocre and boring... Let's hope they'll get some more creative ideas really soon...
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Bones: The Headless Witch in the Woods (2006)
Season 2, Episode 10
8/10
Bones Witch project
12 March 2008
Temperance and Booth deal with the death of a film student , which strangely involves an 18th century witch. They observe some footage shot by the students themselves and then meet with the victim's elder brother who appears to have a lot in common with Temperance. Also, Booth and Dr Saroyan's relationship goes out in the open forcing him to redefine his relationship with Dr Brennan.

This episode is rather predictable and somewhat lacks tension even with the presence of multiple potential criminals. The whole "Blair Witch Project" approach seems nice on paper but could be executed in a much better and satisfying way. It actually looks closer to the first season with supernatural elements that do not fit so well into the main story. But not everything is bad. The chemistry between Booth and Brennan is still running strong and manages to save things up. Also we observe more of Dr Brennan's poor social skills and her obsession about her parent's death. Hodgin's and Angela's relationship also continues to unfold.

In all, a solid episode, though not as good as the rest of the season so far...
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Bones: Aliens in a Spaceship (2006)
Season 2, Episode 9
10/10
Buried alive
11 March 2008
Though the theme of this episode, which involves the main characters being buried alive has become pretty common ( mainly since Tarantino's Kill Bill movies and his two CSI episodes,) here it is well executed and fits into the series really well.

Temperance and Booth discover two corpses left by the mysterious "Gravedigger", a villain that buries his victims alive asking for ransom within a time limit. He also abducts Temperance and buries her alive along with Hodges. While the most obvious couple of characters buried alive in a car would be Temperance and Booth the episode works because it takes advantage of their confessions to each other throwing light to both Booth/Brennan and Hodges/Angela's relationships (especially to the latter which has been on the spotlight throughout the season)…The episode, in general, throws some more light into it's "secondary" characters and the ways they are connected making them appear more than just a few "squints" (to quote Agent Booth's characterization).

We also see, for the first time, the spiritual side of Temperance and what she thinks about God. Her skepticism serves the episode well in terms of dialog and gives depth to her character.

Trapping the main characters into a car deep underground doesn't lead the series out of the fields of science. As Temperance and Hodgins are trapped inside the car they try to find ways to survive, including how to cope with Hodgin's wounds (he was hit by "Gravedigger's" car) and how to communicate with the outside world etc. Thus though with time the agony elevates, the series does not enter the field of "scare tactics" and maintains its focus. As for the ending it showcases the slow changes in Temperance's psyche and brings her a bit closer to Agent Booth. A crime novelist that follows "Gravedigger's" path is also shown here (played by "shield's" Benito Martinez) but his character is not analyzed thoroughly (but that's way to much to expect from a 40 minutes episode and the ending definitely leaves space for him to appear in the future?).

In all one of the best episodes of the second, much improved series, which demonstrates its true quality in characters and script writing. Another proof why a good forensic show can be effective and satisfying in many levels.
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Becoming Jane (2007)
5/10
Her books were interesting, her life dull (as depicted in the movie at least)
6 March 2008
We all know Jane Austen wrote remarkable literature about the social tissue of her Age. Her books place her amongst the greatest writers of all times like Flaubert or Maupassant being more joyful and less mean and pessimistic. However this does not mean that the author's life is equally interesting, or that every period of it is worthy of our attention.

I am saying this because "Becoming Jane" covers so little time from Austen's life that can be considered a fragment of a bio-pic. And while some can argue that the beginning of her career should be the most interesting part of her life, I'd say that every period in a writer's life matters. Writers like all human beings evolve and "idolizing" them in their youth to discard their elder years looks like giving them a "celebrity" treatment, which is unfair, to say the least.

Anyway, here we see how Jane engaged herself in the pursuit of happiness and eventually managed to become a great author. So another problem arises. Great personalities are not what they are simply because of the facts of their lives. Experience plays some role, surely we live and learn, but there are other things, too. The character of Jane here shows no sign of passion and she looks so ordinary and clichéd that ruins the whole movie. It's more like an A+ B = C procedure. But if that could be true for Jane then any woman that passed through marriage problems could be a great author. Thus instead of stressing out the writer's personality this films erases it missing its purpose.

Anne Hathaway surely is a gorgeous woman but lacks the charm her role desperately needs. She maintains a sweet face through the film and shows almost no expression, thing which does not allow us to understand her character's feelings. In all, I am sure somebody like Keira Knightley could do way better job than her. James McAvoy is a brilliant actor but suffers because his Tom LeFroy role is pretty clichéd too and does not offer him a fair chance to demonstrate his talent. His role is like a guide for the young author, helping her meet the joys of life but never shows any charm or wit. Veteran actor James Cromwell adds a fair but sterile performance lacking any tenacity.Maggy Smith also appears, quite predictably, we should add.

There are positive elements too, mostly on the technical aspects. The movie has a rather nice atmosphere, some scenes are well-executed, but boredom prevails... The ending finally gives us a glimpse of Austen's psyche and caps up the whole movie quite nicely but it comes way too late, leaving the viewer pondering whether a focus on the elder Austen could be more interesting and captivating.

In all it's a decent movie that fails to reach into Austen's soul and show us her unique talent and the events that helped her bring it out into the world
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8/10
Despite it's shortcomings this movie packs some fun...
6 March 2008
This movie has a really incredible opening. A speeding car rushes past a damsel-in-distress, she enters it and the title screen is projected through the car's wind-screen. Based on a Mickey Spilane classic, it chronicles Detective Mike Hammer's quest for a hidden suitcase with a deadly treasure. Some really strange characters appear (one of which is the Greek owner of a car repair shop and the ever appearing hero's paramour).

The acting deserves a special praise. Ralph Meeker is excellent in the role of Hammer looking tough and cold. Nick Dennis, a veteran actor, adds up well to the film. Some of the smaller roles are also good especially the main villain who makes a brief entrance during the movie's finale.

This movie is of course more than 50 years old, so it has to be said that certain of it's key concepts would be easily discarded today. Also it has to be noted that the pace slows down in the middle of the film and that the investigation takes way too long, gong from one character to another and confusing the viewer without any purpose or direction. But the strange and startling finale should make up for any plot inconsistencies.

In all, anyone interested in pulp literature and films should watch this one. For all the others, suffice to say that weak points make their presence, sometimes loudly but can't erase the strange sensation this movie brings to the audience. Though a similar film made today might have been completely different (with less investigation and a longer and better defined finale) even time can't beat up Spillane's dark humor and Aldrich's atmospheric sequences.
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Ghost Rider (2007)
2/10
Lack of care damaged this film
6 March 2008
Director Mark Steven Johnson (of "Daredevil" and "Electra" movies) and his screen-writers made this homage to a cult-70's Marvel book a real mess. If I could I'd ask the people involved : "If you don't like a subject or a specific comic book (like our case) why go and make a movie about it?" Yeah, it's the money, stupid. Except that,in the end, your lack of interest is going to be very obvious. With comic adaptations stealing the spotlight they could surely do better ...

This movie fails miserably even in the visual level were similar films usually excel, which is kind of surprising since even old Mark Steven Johnson hacks like "Daredevil" packed some eye-candy. It seems like instead of progressing with his career and evolving his techniques MSJ goes one step backwards at a time."Daredevil" had some good moments (namely the first 15 minutes) "Electra" was worse and this hits rock bottom...

You could easily blame the original comic but that's not the case. Movies like the "Blade" trilogy (the first two parts actually) or even Sin City are based on similar books but are actually a lot better. I think that's mostly because directors like Guillermo del Torro (Blade II, Hellboy ) observing the weak and schematic scenarios, cover it all up with nice visuals and set a steady pace in their films, while MSJ works mechanically using as little imagination as possible.

Nickolas Cage, who seems to be picking his roles without any thought or care, also fails miserably here. He tries to fit in the role of the undead Avenger but lacks the charm and the guts of a powerful performance. He sports a melancholic expression that is out of place and can even provoke laughter and not compassion.Peter Fonda's participation as Mephistophelis could bring a lot of charm but in the end ridicules a man best remembered from the epic "Easy Rider".Eva Mendez is simply as wooden as it gets.

Small budget, bad effects and mediocre acting, make this movie hard to watch even for the die-hard marvel fan.
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2/10
Unbelievable
1 February 2008
A script that's a total mess, story lines that go absolutely nowhere and generic characters did not help this American version of "Riget" to stand on it's feet.

At first I have to say I was attracted by this series because it seemed like offering something new and more complicated than your average "Jack Bauer-hour". I understood the fact that this adaptation needed time and space to find a steady pace, so it was OK for me to wait for 5-6 episodes to see the sparkles flickering on my TV screen...

Alas, it was all to no avail. The main story had no direction and although the hospital was clearly the central setting it did not give any sign of coherence to the series. The characters were rough caricatures of people and, sometimes, even their dialogue lines made no sense. It was like listening to stereotypical mambo-jumbo and, it may sound "arty" for a while but on the long run it brings nothing more than a head-ache. The level of acting was also average, even for a TV show. No explanation was given on anything and having a week's gap between each episode made the whole thing difficult to watch so I gave up after half season. I suspect that in DVD format, it's maybe easier to follow but I really don't have the guts to go through this series again...

This show was really really bad. But as I said earlier the worst part of this deal is not the quality itself rather than the abandoned promises... Looks like they promised us the stars but left us dangling in the gutter, instead.
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Atonement (2007)
10/10
Come back to me...
31 January 2008
Warning: Spoilers
A testament of the power of word, this movie has a poetic aura that makes it impressive.A kid, Briony, mistaking her older sister's love for a house servant for abuse against her makes a terrible revelation that will haunt the three people's lives forever.

What impressed me mostly about this picture was it's flow.Expanding over six years this movie has no gaps and the story proceeds nicely.I have not read the book but here everything is put in a magnificent order.The flash-backs that initially follow after Briony watches something disturbing work amazingly, we always believe that she has watched something bad only to be wronged when we observe the whole picture.There is no time-killing,either. Everything here has a reason and all the moments of the film contribute to it's climax, contrary to modern block-busters that tend to spend time over trivial scenes almost nothing can be omitted here. The passage from the Manor's scenes to Dunkerke and is set down nicely and the story maintains it's focus. The ending of the film is strong and ties the whole movie.It is after all a story praising the power of the expression and it begins as it ended with a tribute to the written word.

The actors are also phenomenal. Knightley shines in the role of Cecilia, a bold albeit rough woman. Saoirse Ronan, the 13 year old Talis is also stellar with a clear expression and attitude so rarely seen in kid's roles today. James McAvoy is also pretty good. Vanessa Redgrave's minor part also has a great significance to the story serving as the emotional climax.In all, this is an excellent film, maybe one of the greatest this decade has to offer.
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1/10
Awful beyond any possible description
31 January 2008
Warning: Spoilers
This movie had everything on paper, a great American actor(Gable), beautiful locations and the ever-adorable Sophia Lauren. But the script is so poor and idiotic that totally ruins everything...

So, Gable, your typical Yankee, arives at Naples after his brother's death.He finds out that his brother had a secret second marriage and a child who currently lives with his Aunt (Lauren). Basically what the director wanted was to demonstrate the difference of go-like-it Italians and the more sober, cold, calculating Americans, a premise so stale and stereotypical that would need a special amount of skill to be formed into something watchable. And sadly this was not the case. Actually this movie is pretty brave, in a peculiar way. It has the audacity to denounce the whole neo-realistic Italian cinema where all these poor people struggle through life and it's miseries. Alas, what offers instead is a stereotypical view where poverty is equal to a happy ignorance. All the Italian characters are rude, messy and quarrel but always in a happy and delightfull way... They all try to speak "funny" English and although they are illiterate they manage it pretty good... They are not poor because of the war's damages , they are poor because they like it and they cannot do much better...

Even so, if this movie had any kind of charm I could still accept it as your shallow typical romance comedy but, here, every joke literally back-fires at the character's faces. Take for example Nando, the little boy. He is illiterate, smokes and distributes Cabaret leaflets but that's OK because he is Italian and does not need an education. He lives with a prostitute in a dump but he's good and likes fireworks so that's OK... The American again loves hamburgers, tries to teach his nephew baseball etc.His fiancée dumbs him,only because she hears music from the telephone and does not know that in Italy it is OK to play loud music all day and all night...He tries to enlist Nando in an American school that will give him proper education, because all Italian schools must be really bad (they stretch the American school joke so far that you can't possibly imagine...)

The acting is also really terrible. Gable stumbles across the film like a joke of his old self,and Lauren tries to be decent but has so little to work with and cannot save herself..This movie in all aspects is a total waste...
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