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The Fall of the House of Usher (2023)
Horrifically Gruesome and Yet, Not that Scary
This tv show definitely has some clever story lines, being based off of Edgar Allen Poe's short stories and poems. However, it is rather predictable and over-the-top. The gore is extreme, but only in a graphic and violent sense. The plot line is almost funny with how dramatic it seems at times. The characters are almost too obscene? Everyone is obsessed with sex and drugs, which didn't seem very realistic to me. It isn't a bad series, but it is not outstanding like Haunting of Hill House. Overall I was disappointed, but still entertained on a minor level. It is too disgusting to watch at times, but maybe I am not desensitized to gore enough for this show.
Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy (2004)
Worst Comedy Movie I have ever had the Displeasure of Watching
This might be the stupidest most pathetic circus act I have ever seen from Ferrell or any of the other "actors" in this excuse for a movie. I hated every second of it. It is mostly poop and sex jokes. I don't understand how people could find poop jokes humorous for the entire duration of this horrible nightmare of a movie. I have never been more offended by how stupid the writers must think of their audience.
Jack and Jill (2011)
Jack and Jill is an absurd, yet pretty funny movie
I have seen many comedies with the same level of stupid humor as this movie, yet their reviews will be much higher. I don't understand it. This movie is funny and higher quality than most comedy movies anyway.
Senior Year (2022)
Funny satire! Rebel is pretty hilarious in this!
I know the ratings for this movie aren't great, but it's funny and satirical! The whole plot of the movie is absurd, but that's what makes it funny! Rebel Wilson is hilarious and delivers her lines really well.
I'm rating it an 8/10 because I laughed out loud quite a bit and I thought the plot and dialogue were good for a comedy movie.
Inventing Anna (2022)
I Enjoy Making Fun of this Show while Watching It
The overall story has the potential to be interesting, but the scenes are choppy, the acting is poor; and worst of all, the writing is HORRIBLE. At times the dialogue does not make sense.
I did not enjoy this show at all. I enjoy making fun of this show.
The Many Saints of Newark (2021)
It's not a Mafia Movie and it's Poorly Written
I was very excited to see this movie and I am glad I did, but I was so disappointed. This is not a mafia movie. The plot line is so random at times and the dialogue is very confusing. The acting was good, but could not make up for the horrible plot line and unnatural dialogue.
As a huge Sopranos fan, this movie didn't feel the same at all and Tony's character development is extremely poor when compared to the TV show. Overall, I would not recommend this movie because it did not feel like it was in the Sopranos world.
Only Murders in the Building (2021)
Great Comedy and Mystery TV Show
I really enjoy the plot line, characters, and production of this TV show! This show has several stars that make the show great. Steve Martin and Martin Short really shine in this. There are a lot of clever lines, funny moments, and quirky characters that give the show a fun vibe.
The Conjuring: The Devil Made Me Do It (2021)
Great Thriller!
This isn't like the typical Conjuring movies. It was more thrilling with less horror. The plot line was great though and I enjoyed the creepy vibe overall. It definitely made me jump a few times but it was not quite as scary as the other Conjuring movies. I highly recommend it, especially if you like Ed and Lorraine!
Penguin Town (2021)
Great content about penguins with a funny style!
This TV show has great documentation of some penguins in Africa. It's funny because it is set up to be similar to a reality show, but since it is penguins it is really cute. The narration is great and the cameras are able to catch a lot of intense and cute moments. Highly recommend watching if you like penguins!
Nobody (2021)
Great Action Movie with a lot of Great Humor!
I loved this movie. It had many great action scenes that were extremely thrilling. The plot was interesting, the acting was great, and some of it was very comedic.
Other actions movies tend to bore me or the violence becomes ridiculous. Nobody kept a few of the clichés, but the plot stood out compared to movies such as John Wick. Bob Odenkirk is a great actor and his hard work was displayed throughout the movie.
I See You (2019)
Great Movie that Keeps you Guessing
For a horror/mystery, this is a great movie! It might start off a little slow, but it has an extremely interesting plot line. I never knew exactly what would happen next. It starts out as a horror, but doesn't quite end that way! I would highly recommend it. The poor reviews come from people who like fast paced movies, I would assume. This genre usually has the worst movies ever made and this is much better, so it may even deserve a 10/10!
Drag Me to Hell (2009)
A Classic Horror Story Plotline
Drag Me to Hell is genuinely a creepy movie. It has many good jump scares and the plotline kept me entertained. It has many clichés, but this is refreshing because horror movies made recently often try so hard to be unique when they really aren't. I would recommend this movie.
The Haunting of Bly Manor (2020)
Good for the first half
The first 5 or so episodes are interesting and have a lot of character development. But after these five episodes, the story drags on, it becomes a love story, and many of the characters backgrounds are forgotten. Not a great show and most of it was a waste.
Ratched (2020)
Just not good
Ratched should be a great TV show surrounding an interesting character. Instead, it has no substance, the dialogue was written by a 5-year-old, and everything seemed very random. I didn't enjoy it at all.
The Last Samurai (2003)
Great movie!
I really enjoyed watching this movie. It has a great plot, the action is cool, and you really care about the characters. It did well to shine a light on what happened to Japanese culture when it was dominated by the west, as well as Native American culture.
John Wick: Chapter 3 - Parabellum (2019)
No Plotline...?
This movie was literally just John Wick killing people, and then a woman erasing a chalkboard to rewrite his bounty. The entire time!
Hoops (2020)
This show is terrible... Absolutely terrible
This show has the capability of being good, but it sucks. There is nothing wrong with dirty humor, but the writers are absolutely terrible. The jokes are constant and not funny at all. I laughed once during a span of 5 episodes. The plot line is completely random and the characters are garbage. If you're looking for an F is For Family vibe in a show (since it is also a Netflix original), this is not for you. It's not even close to having as good of a plot line or as good of humor. Anyone that says this TV show is good, is 12 years old and only understands fart jokes and pee pee jokes. I hated this TV show.
Calibre (2018)
Terrible
This movie was NOT good. It was SO slow. It just sucked. That's all I can say. The movie SUCKED. There was no action. There was so horror. There was some suspense, but it ended very badly. Do not watch this movie. It sucks. I hated it.
Doctor Sleep (2019)
Nothing Like The Shining
If you enjoyed The Shining and how unique it is, you won't like this movie. It has a COMPLETELY different feel and barely anything to it! The dialogue explains everything to you as if you're an idiot, which is nothing similar to The Shining. The scenes are anything but creepy and it is not a psychological thriller in any way. At best this movie deserves a 3. I couldn't even finish it though. I do NOT recommend watching it because it disappoints.
A Cure for Wellness (2016)
A good thriller with a lot of mystery
I really enjoyed this film. It kept me engaged throughout and little by little the audience receives more answers. The main character does a okay job with his part and is able to portray how strange and terrifying the setting of this story is. I recommend it if you enjoy watching unique thrillers.