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Transparent (2014–2019)
1/10
Profoundly disappointing and vastly over-hyped
5 October 2014
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Sympathetic to the subject matter of the show - gender fluidity and exploration - I eagerly binge-watched Transparent over three nights. Rarely have I been so disappointed.

Nearly every character is screechingly awful in his/her own way. They corner the market in "selfs" - self-regarding, self-conscious, self-absorbed, self-interested, selfish. I wouldn't want to share a sidewalk with any of them, much less a friendship or a life.

While fictional characters are often awful people, there is usually something redeeming about their interactions, explorations, or character growth that propels their arc into a highly-touted show. Not so here.

The overarching sensibility of the show is, dispiritingly, "naughtiness." The writers clearly vied to outdo one another in breaking media taboos, referencing or showing "female squirting," "cameltoe," female pubic hair and oral sex performed on women. But instead of seeming refreshingly open or subversive, it just felt like giggling eighth graders saying "dirty" things out behind the school to titillate their pals.

Worse, the main character, whose transition from male to female is ostensibly the subject of the series, is herself so flawed and unpleasant a personality that her quest for dignity as a woman is undercut both by her own boorishness and that of her harpy ex-wife and three revoltingly entitled and desperately cruel children, for whose personalities her character surely bears significant blame?

Lastly, I hope the production was written by Jews, because if not, it is the most desperately anti-Semitic thing I've seen in years. If Jews wrote this story, then they are not spreading cheer about their culture.
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6/10
From One Female's Perspective, Tooth-Grindingly Dull
2 February 2010
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The Hurt Locker is one of those testosterone-driven movies that seems to have fallen over the sharp edge of the Great Male-Female Divide, landing firmly in man-land. Despite having been directed by a woman, the film offers virtually nothing that women tend to seek in movies: characterization, story, back-story, beauty, visual interest, irony, hope, subtlety, redemption, etc. I'm sure some women will disagree with me, but it is inescapable that nearly all the mainstream, OTT praise has come from male critics.

Instead, IMHO, The Hurt Locker offers unremittingly tense - and eventually tedious - expositions of attempted and successful bomb defusions filmed largely (and nauseatingly) with shaky, hand-held cameras. That's it. That's the whole thing. The characters react to the bomb defusion efforts and each others' reactions to those efforts, and occasionally worry about Iraqi insurgents that may be targeting them. To blow off steam, the soldiers beat each other up. (Really? Perhaps men understand that sort of thing, but women mostly don't get it, and certainly don't think it's entertaining.) All in all, I would never have guessed that a film about exploding ordnance could be so tooth-grindingly dull.

I read that director Kathryn Bigelow based the story on the accounts of a freelance journalist who was embedded in a bomb disposal unit in Iraq, so perhaps what resonates with male viewers is a certain "authenticity" of the war experience that is offered by this fictional re- telling. But "authentic" does not always equal "interesting," and so it was here.

But that's OK - nothing in the film was entertaining. While the acting was sound and dedicated, the actors were given very little to work with. The high point of actorly expression was a scene in which the two leads had to let flies crawl into their mouths, eyes and noses while lying motionlessly in ambush. That must have taken some grim dedication to the craft.

Had this been a documentary, it might have had resonance based on the unscripted and often chaotic nature of efforts to film reality as it is happening, particularly in a war context. But in case anyone has lost track of this fact, the director set up, shot and approved every scene in this film, and then edited them together. So although it may include kernels of real events, those kernels have been processed as extensively as corn kernels are processed for breakfast cereal, and with the same sub-nutritious result.

And of course, neither the movie nor its characters ever ask the ultimate question, "What the heck are we doing in Iraq defusing bombs, anyway?"
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Leap Year (2010)
8/10
Delightfully Predictable
10 January 2010
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Conceivable spoiler (though I cannot imagine how)

Various critics' reviews, and certain of those here, bash this pleasant movie as being "predictable." Well, yeah - it's a romantic comedy. Two people try to get together, suffer obstacles, and finally at least one of them winds up with someone. If you don't want a predictable plot, don't see romantic comedies.

Predictability aside, this is a delightful version of the genre. Amy Adams has never been so luminously beautiful, and Matthew Goode is scruffily appealing. The Irish countryside, no surprise, is green and glorious, and the obligatory supporting comic rural coots are charming. Yes, Amy's character steps in cow pats and falls in mud, because how else would we know that someone who looks like Amy Adams is less than perfect? And all rom-com characters must have an Achilles heel that makes their opposite number love them. But this sort of pratfall comedy is kept to a minimum, and is cleverly offset by Amy's brave face, soldiering on despite adversity.

Essentially, this film is an old-fashioned version of the brand. It is not heavily weighted towards sex, debauchery and crudeness as such recent offerings as The Ugly Truth have been. Rather, this film lets us get to know the two main characters, feel the way they inch towards one another, and enjoy the scenery along the way. Really, what more could you ask for in a romantic comedy than a light-touch love story with two attractive characters in a wild and lush countryside? Not much, I submit.
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8/10
Cheery fare with an upbeat Hugh Grant
17 February 2007
Well, you either like Hugh Grant or you don't. I do. A lot. But even if you don't, you should try this movie. He's in top romantic-comedy form here, with great comic timing, a pleasant singing voice and convincing piano-playing skills. Drew Barrymore, sometimes sweet-unto-toxic, is actually delightful as a reluctant lyricist.

Could the editing have been crisper? Sure. Is the plot contrived? Definitely. But that's why it's a romantic comedy and not a documentary. Grant and Barrymore are incredibly likable individually, and reasonably believable as a romantic pairing. The 80's boy-band send-ups are great, and there are some wonderful zingers, all delivered perfectly by Grant. Will this movie enrich your life? Probably not. But will it be entertaining on a Saturday night? Yes. And that's what it's all about.
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8/10
Maximum Silliness, But Still Fun
19 April 2004
First things first: this is a very silly movie with a cardboard plot, hackneyed characters, and some atrocious dialog. BUT - nobody goes to see a movie like this for its iconic "film" moments. You go because it looks utterly ridiculous and you're in the mood for just that sort of fluff. On that basis, the movie delivers a lot of entertainment - many out-loud laughs and a variety of entertaining songs.

Toni Collette's talent reservoir seems bottomless - she can act, sing AND dance. Nia Vardalos also sings sufficiently well, and her easy, comic manner nicely leavens the somewhat hysterical character played by Collette. Together, the actresses are genuinely entertaining as they work their way through the list of Broadway standards. David Duchovny, in a role that could have been painful to watch in less competent hands, instead brings an unusually light and friendly touch to the role of Vardalos's love interest (Aside: where's he been? He's cuter than he's ever been in his life - stop languishing at home with Tea and Madelaine!).

Yes, the ending is silly; pay attention - I already said the whole movie is silly. But did I laugh loudly several times? Yup. Hysterically a couple of times? Uh-huh. Did I enjoy the musical numbers? Definitely. Will I ever feel the same way about the song "Mame" again? Not hardly. Did I get my money's worth? You betcha!
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Love Actually (2003)
8/10
Cheerful, Upbeat Froth
4 November 2003
Happily, Richard Curtis makes films that are easy to watch - great actors, simple themes, and snappy one-liners. I'm not sure this movie has either the emotional resources or the 'endless re-watchability' of "Bridget Jones's Diary," "Notting Hill," or "Four Weddings," but once around was certainly fine, and I might try it again. Not all the storylines in his multi-story lovefest were equally sustainable; one might have wished for half the number of stories and significantly more time devoted to the better ones, but the truth is, one never quite gets as much of Hugh Grant or Colin Firth or Emma Thompson as one wants, so perhaps it didn't really matter that their characters' screen time was diluted by some lesser adventures. In any event, the ride was fun, several funny moments were quite memorable, and it was particularly enjoyable to see Bill Nighy let loose again in his patented, unchained, not-dead-yet persona. The adorable little kid is Hugh Grant's cousin, who already has many film credits to his name. Look out, next generation! He's a heartbreaker-in-waiting.
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In the Cut (2003)
4/10
Hated "The Piano"? Take heed - it wasn't a fluke.
4 November 2003
A lot has been said about how even those fans of Jane Campion's work who adored "The Piano" should be wary of this movie. That leaves, I feel, a gap in guidance for those who hated "The Piano." Let me quickly fill the void: this film is no worse - but, unfortunately, also no better - and you should guide yourselves accordingly. "In the Cut," in fact, bears some resemblance to "The Piano" - both feature an emotionally repressed woman for whom a questionable (and, from the viewer's perspective, visually uninteresting) sexual relationship provides an odd form of release. But here is the rub: both women (and their lovers) are disturbing and ugly characters who never earn our empathy, making it impossible for the audience to root for a happy ending for them, or even care if one occurs. In "Cut," we know little more about Ryan's character at the end of the film than we knew at the beginning, so how, exactly, was Campion expecting us to invest our attention or interest in her emotional or physical well-being? It takes a dab hand at storytelling or psychology to make an audience care about icky characters, and Campion is not a dab hand at either.
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Poorly-Explained Motivation
11 February 2002
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Possible spoilers:

Monster's Ball asks us to believe that Billy Bob Thornton's character, a life-long vitriolic bigot and hater of his own kindly child, undergoes a complete reversal of personality and alteration of his belief system following a pair of tragedies. This romantic notion is appealing as a general proposition, but unfortunately never takes flight in this film, where the reversal remains unsupported by any character or plot development that would render it believable.

Directors take note: it is not reasonable to require audiences to infer not only what is going on in a character's mind, but all the rationales and justifications for it. Somewhere, we need to see an overt expression from the character himself as to WHY he is changing. Here, the "why" is simply missing, making Thornton's character's motivation impenetrable and thoroughly unconvincing.
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3/10
Severely Flawed
11 February 2002
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Who is at fault? The critics, the audiences or the director of this film, Todd Field? Someone, somewhere, has made a grotesque error in repeatedly characterizing this movie as a "moving portrayal of parents' grief," when instead it is a study of vengeance at its most repellant. Simply put, Sissy Spacek and Tom Wilkinson play monsters, and audience empathy with their characters is sorely misplaced.

The film lays out the facts: a young man is killed in a fracas with his lover's husband, and the husband in turn is killed by the young man's grieving father. The issue at the heart of the movie, then, is vigilantism. These days, film conventionally portrays vigilantism either as a necessary response to inutterable evil, or as the anguished response of an individual faced with a government or system that can provide no redress for a grievous wrong. Indeed, the observance of one of those conventions is usually critical if the audience is intended to empathize with the vigilante.

But this film lays out facts that defy those conventions. We learn that the husband will probably to go to jail for five years, at least, but then he is murdered before he is even tried. More starkly, the nature of the crime is not clear. Did the husband and the young man struggle for the gun, and it went off accidentally? Was the gun wrested away from the husband, who then merely struggled to defend himself? Or did the husband shoot the young man deliberately? Might five years' imprisonment not have been fully appropriate or perhaps even excessive, depending on what actually happened? We, as the audience, do not see the crime committed, and vigilante "justice" is meted out before the the evidence is ever brought out. Finally, the mother's statement that her son's killer "smiled" at her when she encountered him in a store is false; the audience sees the scene, and the killer looks startled or scared, not gleeful. Yet it is this statement that finally brings the grieving parents together and hardens the father's resolve to kill his son's killer.

If Field intended this film as a commentary on how readily our thin layers of civilized conduct can be stripped away to reveal the ugliest, basest impulses lurking beneath, he has done a creditable job: the seemingly-upright parents have not allowed the law to take its course; the seemingly-educated parents do not know or learn the truth of what happened, or seem to care; and the seemingly-moralistic parents alter the facts conveniently to fit their grief and sense of injustice.

But if that is the message of the film, then why has anyone shed a tear for the vigilante parents, who perverted the course of justice in a singularly disgusting way, and for little discernible reason other than a revolting blood-lust? Why doesn't their evil deed erase any vestige of concern we may have felt for them?

For me, it did. For Mr. Field, I'm not so sure. If he intended the parents to be seen as evil, or at least profoundly ambiguous, then he has, by failing to speak out on this point, opportunistically permitted his film to succeed on the false premise of audiences' and critics' unaccountable and misplaced empathy with the parents. Or, worse yet, he actually believes the parents to be sympathetic. Either way, Field's vision is severely flawed.
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9/10
Take a Second Look At This Funny and Deeply Misunderstood Film
21 April 2001
Sometimes a movie is too ironic and self-parodying for its own good. This brilliant and cleverly-conceived film, despite having been panned by critics and drubbed by fans, deserves a hard second look by those with sufficient vision to look beyond the apparent formula of the film to see the deft irony that lies (not very far) beneath the surface.

This film comes disguised as a romantic comedy. Indeed, it has all the fantasy elements of the genre: endlessly falling flower petals; attractive men and women initially at odds with one another; the protagonist's self-discovery; and (ultimately) a lush, romantic setting. It doesn't spoil the film one whit to say that it even has the traditional rom-com ending of "girl gets boy" -- in fact, isn't that de rigeur for a romantic comedy?

But beneath the trappings of the eternal quest for love lie uncomfortable truths that this movie keeps sprinkling among the rose petals for the viewer to confront: people betray one another's trust for casual or selfish motives; trusting one's heart to "love" leads as often to heartache as it does to fulfillment; what looks like love from one person's viewpoint is often something very different from the other side; being too needy for love stifles talent and ambition; and happy endings sometimes only appear that way.

Looked at as an ironic commentary on the imperfections and uncertainties of love and of the fantasy of "happily ever after," this film is nearly perfect. Looked at as a straightforward romantic comedy, it's awful. But there are dozens of clues in the skilled writing and direction that point to irony, rather than romance, as the powerful engine that pulls this movie. Indeed, the movie takes vicious swipes at romantic comedy staples throughout: the magical love story of the girl's parents, on which she was bottle-fed, turns out not to be quite what it seems; most other characters repeatedly fail in their love lives, or succeed only to suffer great loss as a result; and great-hearted social gestures are doomed to failure. Sometimes the irony is apparent in other ways, such as in the flower petals that fall too relentlessly and too often either to be ignored or to be accepted at face value.

The message of this film, ultimately, is quietly stark: everything is doomed to fade away, and we shall fade away, too, no matter whom we love or how deeply. Whether we will get scorched by that love before we shuffle off is an open question. This is not your standard romantic comedy message. Nor is this really a feel-good movie. But it is very funny in places, cleverly constructed, well acted, and comes with an important message about love and loss. It deserves a second chance.
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Judy Berlin (1999)
Pretentious, overblown film unredeemed by performances
8 April 2000
Self-absorbed, unabashedly autobiographical, and overly enchanted with the possibility of Deeper Meanings in such things as noise and light, Eric Mendelsohn's film, Judy Berlin, suffers from an overdose of the Profoundly Sophomoric. Characters, freed by their filmmaker from the shackles of "meaning" and "motivation," move ambiguously through the dreamscape of a mid-day solar eclipse without revealing anything about the sources of their angst, the essence of their hopes or dreams, or the value of their lives. Screechy noises and eerie light, which are apparently intended to imbue the film with a slightly menacing atmosphere or provide a metaphorical vehicle for analyzing characters' relationships (or both), only managed to be irritating. The much-vaunted black and white cinematography of Judy Berlin can only have been appreciated by persons too young to have seen decent black and white films (for astonishing B&W cinematography, see The Last Picture Show and compare its sleek, professional eye with the grainy, slack quality of Judy Berlin).

The performances by the seasoned actors in this film were uniformly excellent; each invested his or her character with humanity. But the director gave them nowhere to go, and nothing to say about themselves. What a shame that the talented Madeleine Kahn's last effort was in the service of such a weak vehicle.
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Hated it, hated it, hated it!
3 April 2000
I saw the film, read all the reviews and IMDB comments, and watched the Oscars. Nothing so far has explained to me even one iota of the appeal of this genuinely awful film.

Rarely has one film packed in so many cartoonish stereotypes in such close succession: middle-aged man abused by younger boss; wimp husband bested by high-voltage wife; wimp father day-dreams about teenaged nymph; teen nymph floats through Goth-like destructo relationship with weird neighbor; weird neighbor abused by excessive-force military father; military father harbors homosexual secret.

What did this film have to say about any of those hyper-predictable characters or ideas that hasn't been said to death, and said far better, in almost any other film context? I would argue, "nothing." I wish I had my $8 back.
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High Fidelity (2000)
9/10
High-voltage, enjoyable, well-acted and thought-provoking
3 April 2000
High Fidelity is a wonderful book, and I feared for its transition to the screen. But I need not have worried - this film is a brilliant translation of something that is usually portrayed well only in novels, i.e., the internal dialog between our better and worse selves in a time of crisis. To make a film protagonist's inner life manifest, the filmmakers have used a technique that often screams "contrivance," but in this film, works well: the protagonist's direct speeches to the camera. They genuinely carried me into protagonist Rob's thought processes, self-deceptions, soft spots, and, ultimately, enlightenment.

The music is terrific, and the fast pace of the film was jazzy and fun. Likewise, acting, editing, and dialog all sparkled. My only complaint was that John Cusack looked so scruffy that his physical desirability was somewhat questionable; couldn't they have scrubbed him up just a bit?
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The Haunting (1999)
1/10
My pulse rate didn't increase by so much as a beat.
25 July 1999
This film would have to improve a few notches to be considered merely bad. Whether in its acting or creaking FX, it was risible from beginning to end.

Somewhere in the machinery of special effects, Hollywood has lost sight of the essence of a good scare, which is what H. P. Lovecraft, master of the horror tale, identified as "nameless terrors." What he meant is that no physical depiction of scary things can ever chill the marrow so much as what the mind conjures up from images implied but unshown. The fundamental error of this film is its reported expenditure of $75 million to create a mechanical set that makes the menace visible. The Blair Witch Project, with a total budget of $20,000, and without any resort to special effects or scary-looking things, is much more genuinely chilling than this lumbering, clanking bore.

It would be indictment enough to call a horror film "numbingly dull," but this film commits other sins worth noting. For instance, what is Liam Neeson doing here? An actor of both stature and reputation, one can only conjecture that he was blackmailed into taking the part of the Machiavellian doctor who lures subjects to a purported sleep study at a creepy house, while actually studying the effects of fear. The role is so ill-defined and cartoonish that it could more inexpensively, but equally convincingly, have been occupied by a cardboard cut-out. Neeson barely improves upon that option. Other cast members are equally unconvincing: Catherine Zeta-Jones plays a schizophrenic role apparently cut from 23 different personae, none of them believable, and Lili Taylor's entire assignment is to look scared, which she only occasionally manages.

If you want a good scare, read Shirley Jackson's The Haunting of Hill House, on which the film is purportedly, though unrecognizably, based. I was afraid of the dark for years after reading it. This film, however, only instilled a fear of accidentally seeing more stinkeroos like this one.
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9/10
Clever, edgy, fast-paced caper
25 July 1999
Pacing, glamor and some wonderful twists make this caper film highly enjoyable. Rene Russo is not an obvious choice to play a high-vamp art detective, and her character's messy hair (wig?)style is weirdly distracting, but against expectations, she occupies the role believably, and delivers certain lines with memorable panache. Pierce Brosnan, always a short step away from self-parody (perhaps a hang-over from James Bond), nevertheless plays the title role of master-financier-and-possible-art-thief Thomas Crown with exactly the right degree of casual menace. Surprisingly, the Brosnan/Russo pairing works, and a couple of their sexy scenes generate real heat.

The storyline neatly balances suspense and playfulness, and delivers several supremely funny moments. The film moves quickly - dialog is snappy, and pacing is brisk and effective. Throughout, the look of the film is lush - beautiful people, clothes, artwork, all expensively and attractively presented. In a sly wink at her leading role in the 1968 version, Faye Dunaway has a small but central role as a shrink with a sense of humor.

In light of all these pluses, it would be churlish to note that the plot is thoroughly outlandish and cannot be parsed. But who cares? It's a caper, and works wonderfully as such. I was thoroughly, pleasantly surprised. Go see it.
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3/10
Pack your No-Doz.
25 July 1999
Kubrick was a recluse, and only a recluse could create a film whose sexual sensibilities are so firmly and convincingly lodged in the 1950's. How else can we fathom a premise made ludicrous by the sexual revolution of the last 30 years: that the husband portion of a cosmopolitan, wealthy, and beautiful pair, married many years, is impelled to expore layers of sexual debauchery merely by his wife's recounting of her sexual fantasy about another man?

Debauchery of the sort imagined by Kubrick is either common as house dust(prostitution) or untitillating (incomprehensible and unerotic rituals in a Story-of-O sort of mansion). What is the message the film is conveying through the use of all this sexual dullness? That we should look before we leap? Cherish what we have? Be careful of compromising our moral spheres? If this was Kubrick's essay on moral ambivalence, I give it a "D" for failure to establish a convincing premise, a useful narrative thread, or any meaningful message.
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