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Too much Ryan, not enough quality
lor_3 December 2018
No, I'm not talking about mainstream's flavor-of-this-and-every-month Gosling, but rather Ryan Madison, the male half of the Kelly Madison empire and certainly the most tiresome (if indefatigable) stud on the contemporary porn scene.

That's because he is the one and only guy who humps all female comers (pun intended) for wife Kelly's cottage industry of homemade porn. This first volume of a phony-baloney series has four overlong vignettes that seem like suspense episodes for some deranged XXX tv series inspired by Rod Serling or that old Karloff-hosted show "Thriller" I was addicted to during my adolescence.

Problem is that the damsel in distress vignettes are without dialog and use the most minimal of plots: a home-invader, a stalker, etc. Either Kelly or Ryan (or both) directed the mess, but it's merely an excuse for humping, with Kelly deigning to show up for a threesome (and some lesbian action) in the sequence starring Veruca James with Ryan.

The married duo don't really have a feel for portraying BDSM especially bondage situations: their modus operandi is based on their real life/career, namely inviting beautiful women to share a bed with them on a weekly basis, photograph the results and distribute them for both fun and profit.
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