The low-end British porn label Rude Britannia salutes itself (no one else volunteered to do so) in this rather sloppy effort cashing in on the Cyndi Lauper song title. It exists merely as a challenge to Anglophile fans like myself to see if they can sit through it and survive intact.
Other than a few thousand brain cells destroyed in the process, I'm still kicking, which is more than one can say for Rude Britannia -it's been nearly a decade since a new release from that outfit has appeared.
So we make do with junk like this, a full 10 sex scenes (including several Girl Solos for padding) that merely mix and match big name babes of a decade back in mainly but not exclusively Sapphic sex clinches.
One interracial couple, busty Alicia Rhodes and Lexi Martinez, reprise their pairing shot around the same time in a higher-toned Anna Span all- girl feature "Play the Slut", only proving to me that Span's local reputation is vastly overrated given that her content with the duo is about the same as we see here. Even an oddly shaped prop vibrator appears in both productions.
A fave of mine Poppy Morgan also puts out, and the male contingent that shows up for work in mechanical fashion has the era's stalwarts Ian Tate, Pascal White, Lee Henshaw and Tony Uttley going through their motions.
Production values are nil, with the sex occurring over & over on the same couch, with a coverlet thrown over it in a couple of scenes for variety. The very brief bit of horsing around on the set/outtakes after the feature is over proves to be far livelier and more entertaining than the 90 minutes of official sludge preceding it.
Other than a few thousand brain cells destroyed in the process, I'm still kicking, which is more than one can say for Rude Britannia -it's been nearly a decade since a new release from that outfit has appeared.
So we make do with junk like this, a full 10 sex scenes (including several Girl Solos for padding) that merely mix and match big name babes of a decade back in mainly but not exclusively Sapphic sex clinches.
One interracial couple, busty Alicia Rhodes and Lexi Martinez, reprise their pairing shot around the same time in a higher-toned Anna Span all- girl feature "Play the Slut", only proving to me that Span's local reputation is vastly overrated given that her content with the duo is about the same as we see here. Even an oddly shaped prop vibrator appears in both productions.
A fave of mine Poppy Morgan also puts out, and the male contingent that shows up for work in mechanical fashion has the era's stalwarts Ian Tate, Pascal White, Lee Henshaw and Tony Uttley going through their motions.
Production values are nil, with the sex occurring over & over on the same couch, with a coverlet thrown over it in a couple of scenes for variety. The very brief bit of horsing around on the set/outtakes after the feature is over proves to be far livelier and more entertaining than the 90 minutes of official sludge preceding it.