User Reviews

A woman dies from what appear to be iodine stains on her wrist. An odd detective shows up to investigate a group of women.

This is made by "Disck" pictures and somewhere a clever 7th grader is getting a high-five for coming up with that. The credits introduce the bands who supply us with a horrible sound track except for one good song. The acting and dialogue were bad. There is a large fake male organ that ejaculates "face on" making this somewhat "X" rated. There is also the typical "R" stuff such as F-words and topless females getting it on.

To be kind to the film would be to describe it as "arthouse" which means it was bad and I have no idea what they were trying to accomplish.

Congratulations if you make it past 7 minutes. You get a punch on the hackers card for sitting all the way through it without using the FF/skip buttons. Filmed on Staten Island, close enough to Amityville for you non-New Yorkers.

Shot in seven days for $1,000, this movie has Lloyd Kaufman acting in it. I'm sure you realize that the moment that I read that I debated either suicide or shutting the movie off, whatever would remove me from the equation.

Then again, director Dylan Mars Greenberg was only 18 when it was made. But man - this movie makes the Dark Brothers production quality look like Josef von Sternberg.

The Amityville legend lives on - of course it does - when a resident of a local boarding house dies under mysterious circumstances. This film follows her two besties, her sister and the owner of the boarding house as they attempt to discover who killed her. Or maybe she's still alive. The detective trying to solve the case - who wants to be a cowboy and talks to his baseball cards - might be insane. And the house is turning on everyone.

92 minutes that will try your very soul. I can make it through a lot of painful movies, but this movie felt like a penance for making fun of other films. I should have followed the lead of Father Tom in Amityville II: The Possession and taken the phone off the hook, shut off the TV and just went skiing instead.

Taking place in a boarding house, a group of girls mourn the passing of their friend who died from self inflicted sounds on the cold mean streets. Now the residents are being picked off one by one and now they must team together to stop the madman before he takes them all as sacrifices. Returning back to Long Island the movie seems to copy the serial style of twin peaks with unusual characters like cowboy detective and the boarding house owner who speaks out of her head as if awakening from a dream.

Being Dylan Greenberg's first film I want to spare any harsh criticism, but it showed just how not to make a movie, the film has a tired caste, drags on in spots, no scares and the scenes leading up to Margret's death are told through in no particular order making it very confusing. Better luck next time.

At this point the possession angle has been rubbed thin without offering anything we haven't seen before. It tries to be a deep psychological horror, but instead comes off as phony and without any real conviction. Almost like a made for TV movie of pretty little liars more then anything. The house again looks nothing like the original even though it seems it was always looked refurbished.

The only praise worth giving is the spooky soundtrack which felt wasted on a cheap money grab. Skip this one unless your a fan of American horror stories since it copied the overall style.