Bob's Burgers (TV Series)

Sheesh! Cab, Bob? (2011)

John Roberts: Linda Belcher

Quotes 

• Linda : The boys hate dancing, and the girls won't go to the boys. It's like a Mexican stalemate out there.

  Gene : Come on, boys, you're the peanut butter. Girls, you're the jelly. Let's make some sandwiches!

• Gene : Is this drool or sweat?

  Linda : Both. Your father is a very moist sleeper.

• Tina : You won't regret it, dad. When I kiss Jimmy Jr. under the disco ball, it'll be like we're all kissing Jimmy Jr under the disco ball.

  Gene : I go first!

  Louise : Really?

  Gene : If I have to kiss him, I don't want to go after you guys.

  Linda : I can go last. I don't mind.

  Bob : We are not kissing Jimmy Jr!

  Gene : [slams fists on table]  Yes, we are!

• Linda : How are you holding out, sweetie?

  Bob : Fine. I'm just a little tired. Also, I might be a pimp.

  Louise : You're gonna need a bigger hat.