Bob's Burgers (TV Series)

Sheesh! Cab, Bob? (2011)

Eugene Mirman: Gene Belcher

Quotes 

• Bob : Why is everyone reading Tina's diary?

  Gene : It's well written.

  Louise : She's better on the page that in person.

  Gene : And what if the Nazis get us and it's all we have of our family?

• Linda : The boys hate dancing, and the girls won't go to the boys. It's like a Mexican stalemate out there.

  Gene : Come on, boys, you're the peanut butter. Girls, you're the jelly. Let's make some sandwiches!

• Gene : Is this drool or sweat?

  Linda : Both. Your father is a very moist sleeper.

• Tina : You won't regret it, dad. When I kiss Jimmy Jr. under the disco ball, it'll be like we're all kissing Jimmy Jr under the disco ball.

  Gene : I go first!

  Louise : Really?

  Gene : If I have to kiss him, I don't want to go after you guys.

  Linda : I can go last. I don't mind.

  Bob : We are not kissing Jimmy Jr!

  Gene : [slams fists on table]  Yes, we are!