Bob's Burgers (TV Series)

Sheesh! Cab, Bob? (2011)

H. Jon Benjamin: Bob Belcher, Jimmy Jr.

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Quotes 

• Bob : Why is everyone reading Tina's diary?

  Gene : It's well written.

  Louise : She's better on the page that in person.

  Gene : And what if the Nazis get us and it's all we have of our family?

• Tina : Dad, you're the best pimp a girl could ever have.

  Bob : Oh, Tina. I've been waiting all my life to hear those words.

• Mr. Fischoeder : What if I don't get you an extension on your rent, but instead I give you the opportunity to earn some extra money on one of my side businesses?

  Bob : That sounds sketchy.

  Mr. Fischoeder : Oh, it is.

  Bob : Oh.

  Mr. Fischoeder : But you get to wear this hat.

  Bob : Oh!

• Tina : You won't regret it, dad. When I kiss Jimmy Jr. under the disco ball, it'll be like we're all kissing Jimmy Jr under the disco ball.

  Gene : I go first!

  Louise : Really?

  Gene : If I have to kiss him, I don't want to go after you guys.

  Linda : I can go last. I don't mind.

  Bob : We are not kissing Jimmy Jr!

  Gene : [slams fists on table]  Yes, we are!

• Linda : How are you holding out, sweetie?

  Bob : Fine. I'm just a little tired. Also, I might be a pimp.

  Louise : You're gonna need a bigger hat.

• Bob : Stupid Jimmy Pesto, with his crappy food and... all his customers.