Glee (TV Series)

The Sue Sylvester Shuffle (2011)

James Earl: Azimio

Quotes 

• Finn Hudson : It's not too late.

  Dave Karofsky : To commit social suicide? How the hell are you gonna play with five guys, huh?

  [seeing Rachel, Mercedes, Tina, and Lauren suited up] 

  Dave Karofsky : You have got to be kidding me.

  Azimio : What the hell are they doing?

  Finn Hudson : What you don't have the balls to do.

• Azimio : [after Puck and Rachel sing "Need You Now"]  The girl with the mohawk had a really nice voice.

  Noah 'Puck' Puckerman : [taking off his guitar]  Funny. Yeah, man. That's good.

  Will Schuester : Hey!

  [trying to contain an all-out brawl] 

  Will Schuester : Great first day, right?

  Shannon Beiste : Awesome.

• Dave Karofsky : Looking good out there, Puck.

  Noah 'Puck' Puckerman : You know what? I don't want to hear it, Karofsky. I don't want to hear it from any of you. You're all a bunch of cowards. Coward losers.

  Azimio : Yeah, you're the only loser losing this game.

  Noah 'Puck' Puckerman : You know, this is it. This is the moment of our lives. This is the one we can actually look back and tell our children about. This is our moment to actually win something, and you guys are sitting in the damn stands! I mean, you're so afraid of being called geeks or losers or gay that you settle for being nothing. Well, we still have a whole half to play. And we can win this, guys, I know it.

  Azimio : What's the point, man? Beiste isn't gonna let us play.

  Noah 'Puck' Puckerman : She will if you come out and perform at the halftime show.

  Azimio : I'm in.

  Strando : Me, too.

  Dave Karofsky : No way.

  Azimio : Come on, man, I really want to win this game. It would mean so much to my dad, man.

  Dave Karofsky : Forget it, okay? Glee Club sucks.

  Noah 'Puck' Puckerman : Fine, Karofsky's out. Whatever. But the rest of you need to get in your zombie makeup and hit the field toot sweet. Come on, let's go!

• Dave Karofsky : No freakin' way!

  Will Schuester : We don't have a choice. Sue pulled the Cheerios! from the game, so if we don't do it, there's no halftime show.

  Lauren Zizes : And this is a problem because...?

  Shannon Beiste : It's not a problem. It's an opportunity.

  Strando : Opportunity to humiliate ourselves.

  Shannon Beiste : Hey! The whole point of this week was to bring you guys together; to bring the school together.

  Azimio : Wait, so you want us to play the first half, change into some "sequeen" ball gowns, and then go out and do the halftime show at our championship game?

  Shannon Beiste : Yes.

  Azimio : It's the championship game! This is a crazy town.

• Shannon Beiste : All of you are gonna be in this Glee Club for one week, no exceptions.

  Dave Karofsky : She's bluffing. Next week is the championship game. Without us, she has no team.

  Shannon Beiste : With you, I have no team! You guys have gotta find a way to come together, or we're gonna get our asses kicked from here until Tuesday finds a saddlebag full of buckwheat.

  Azimio : If I have to stay, I'm not singing no show tunes. That is the music of my oppressors.

  Finn Hudson : Do you even have any idea what we do in here?

  Will Schuester : No. None of them do. We have to show them. Rachel, Puck, haven't you guys been working on something? Why don't you give it a whirl?

  Rachel Berry : Fine. As offended as I am by their presence here, I won't let anything get in the way of a performance.

• Finn Hudson : What about the Cheerios! in Glee Club?

  Will Schuester : They have a choice. Us, or the Cheerios! competition.

  Rachel Berry : Well, obviously, Quinn is gonna choose the Cheerios!. I mean...

  Finn Hudson : Well, that's not fair. You don't know what she's gonna do.

  Will Schuester : I think the cheerleading competition is gonna be a lot of fun, but if you go, you're gonna miss out on us doing the most iconic song of all time. The Super Bowl of pop anthems: "Thriller".

  [whoops and mutters of excitement] 

  Will Schuester : Yeah, remember a few years ago when that Philippine prison did that mega performance of "Thriller" and put it on YouTube? And in the four months it took to rehearse that number, prisoner-on-prisoner crime dropped 80%. Doing that, together, as a team, created a unity within that prison. And that's what I'm looking to do here.

  Mercedes Jones : I mean, don't get me wrong, you know, I'm big on Michael and everything, but isn't that kind of what they're expecting us to do?

  Will Schuester : Which is why we're gonna mash it together with the Yeah Yeah Yeahs' equally spooky single "Heads Will Roll."

  Azimio : [more mutters of excitement]  Who's Yeah Yeah Yeah?

  Shannon Beiste : All right, New Directions, Titans, we're going to zombie camp.