Glee (TV Series)

The Sue Sylvester Shuffle (2011)

Scott Lincoln: Cannonball Guy

Quotes 

• Cannonball Guy : This here is the A950.

  Sue Sylvester : You say this could shoot someone across a football field?

  Cannonball Guy : Several football fields, if you pack in enough explosives. Of course, that would be incredibly unsafe. See, if you want to go for more than, say, 50 yards, you're looking about a 70% chance of catastrophic failure.

  Sue Sylvester : Which is a 30% chance of catastrophic success. This is the button, right?

  Cannonball Guy : No, no, no, no!

  [she fires it, launching the mechanic inside out; flying through the football uprights, he lands in a safety net] 

  Sue Sylvester : You know, I try to make it a habit of not touching carny folk, but fella...

  [shaking hands] 

  Sue Sylvester : ...I'll take it. You got a smaller one?