The Simpsons (TV Series)

Oh Brother, Where Bart Thou? (2009)

Yeardley Smith: Lisa Simpson

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Quotes 

• Bart Simpson : Oh, my God, I do want a brother.

  Lisa Simpson : You can have mine, but he's kinda lame.

  Bart Simpson : D'oh!

• Lisa Simpson : Next, making his runway debut, Bartholomew. The vest is courtesy of Nelson, and the tights are Hello Kitty.

  Bart Simpson : Hello Kitty? I thought they were Spider-Man heads! Ew, ew, ew!

• Lisa Simpson : [to Bart]  Maggie and I share the deepest bond there is: sisterhood. We'll be closer than best friends for the rest of our lives, but you'll never know what that's like, because you won't ever have a brother.

  Bart Simpson : I don't need a brother. I'm a bad ass loner like Wolverine, who leaves whenever people beg him not to leave.

• Lisa Simpson : [about Charlie]  Bart, who is this kid?

  Bart Simpson : Be cool, be cool. He's an orphan. You know, just like Annie except he's a dude and he hates tomorrow.

  Charlie : I hate it so much!