Mayan lies about speaking Spanish to be seen as a real Lopez in George's eyes, but the results are no bueno; Rosie attempts to teach Spanish to stubborn Chance.
Mayan discovers Rosie has spent years secretly blaming George for parenting mistakes she made; George coaches Chance's T-ball team to always play fair? Unless you're losing.
To get her divorced parents to spend Nochebuena together, Mayan must convince Rosie to hand in her Christmas crown and George to give up the thing he loves most: beer.