Winnie the Pooh (2011)
Travis Oates: Piglet
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Quotes
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Piglet : [Pooh, Rabbit, Owl, Eeyore, Kanga and Roo are trapped in a hole and Piglet gets a rope - only to cut it up into six pieces] And six! There! Now we can ALL get out!
Pooh : How very thoughtful you are, Piglet.
Rabbit : [loses patience] Good grief! Tie them together, Piglet! Can you tie a knot?
Piglet : I cannot.
Rabbit : Ah, so you CAN knot.
Piglet : No. I cannot knot.
Rabbit : [in disbelief] Not knot?
Pooh : Who's there?
Rabbit : Pooh!
Pooh : Pooh who?
Rabbit : No! Pooh... eh... Piglet, you'll need more than two knots.
Piglet : Not possible.
Owl : Ah, so it IS possible to knot those pieces.
Piglet : Not these pieces!
Pooh : Yes. Knot those pieces.
Piglet : Why not?
Eeyore : 'Cause it's all for naught.
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Roo : Tell us more about what Backsons do.
Tigger : Yes, more about what Backsons do.
Owl : More about what Backsons do? Why don't we hear some thoughts from you?
Tigger : Maybe they make you sleep too late.
Owl : Yes, yes! That's good, that's great!
Eeyore : I bet they're the reason my tail is gone.
Owl : You're on a roll. Go on, go on!
Rabbit : They muddy up your tidy house.
Piglet : Tney make you feel as small as a mouse.
Roo : They break your crayons.
Rabbit : They spill your tea!
Kanga : They wake up babies at one and three.
Eeyore : They made me catch the cold I caught.
Pooh : They made me lose my train of thought.
Tigger : They swipe your stripes.
Piglet : They clog your pipes.
Rabbit : They dig up your garden.
Eeyore : They won't beg your pardon.
Pooh : They eat your snacks.
Piglet : They won't relax!
Rabbit : They chip your tooth!
Kanga : They steal your youth!
Owl : And now you know the horrible truth!
Owl , Tigger , Pooh , Eeyore , Kanga , Roo , Piglet : The Backson! The Backson! The Backson! The Backson! Oh, nooooo!
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[Pooh has just fallen into the trap he and Piglet set up, trying to get a honey pot]
Rabbit : Pooh?
Pooh : Oh, hello.
Piglet : [shaking head, amused] Oh, Pooh, you went back for the honey, didn't you? But I told you the pot was empty.
Pooh : Well, I believed you, but my tummy had to check for itself.
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Piglet : [Standing on an improvised teeter-totter] Pooh, are you sure this is going to work?
Pooh : Of course, Piglet. Once I get you up in the tree, just hand me the beehive. And then tummy and I will take care of the rest, won't we?
Piglet : Okay, Pooh. I guess you thought this through.
Pooh : Oh, yes, Piglet. Indeed I have.
[He jumps on the teeter-totter, sending Piglet up into the beehive]
Pooh : Oh, bother. I don't remember thinking that through.
Piglet : Um, I'm sorry I messed up the plan, Pooh.
Pooh : Oh, don't worry, Piglet. I shall get you out and we'll try again.
[Walks up the teeter-totter, but it goes down and Pooh can't reach Piglet]
Pooh : Oh, it's no use. Think, think, think. Ah, I know! I'll have you down in just a moment, Piglet.
Piglet : No hurry, Pooh. The bees are quite gentle, as long as there's no sudden movement.
[Pooh hits beehive with stick]
Piglet : Aah! Oh, oh my! Pooh, are you sure that's a good idea?
Pooh : Oh, yes, Piglet.
[hits beehive again]
Piglet : Ah!
Pooh : I'm quite sure.
[continues hitting beehive]
Piglet : Well, you know best, Pooh.
[Pooh continues hitting until the hive falls]
Piglet : Ah! Ow!
Pooh : Oh! There you are.
[the bees swarm out]
Pooh : Oops. New plan, Piglet. Run!
Piglet : Okay!
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[Pooh, Rabbit, Owl, Eeyore, Kanga and Roo are trapped in a hole, while Piglet is outside of the hole]
Rabbit : [to Piglet] Go look for something to get us out of here!
Piglet : [hiding under a teacup] B-b-b-b-b-b-but-okay. There m-m-m-might be something over by the pack.
[leaves]
Rabbit : [sighs] Thank goodness one of us is up there. I was worried we'd be stuck here forever.
Piglet : I found something!
[comes back with a flower]
Piglet : Here!
Rabbit : What?
Pooh : Ooh, well, that's a lovely flower, Piglet.
Piglet : Yeah, I thought so, too.
Rabbit : Yes, Piglet, it-it's very nice... perennial. But I think we need something *longer*.
Piglet : Longer? Of course. How silly of me.
[giggles, leaves again and comes back with a big book]
Rabbit : Oh, good thought, Piglet. But you can't possibly think that that's long enough.
Piglet : Oh, yes, it is. Uh, Owl read this to me once and it was certainly the longest thing I'VE ever heard.
[the book falls into the hole and lands on Pooh's head]
Pooh : It's true, Rabbit. It lags a bit in the middle.
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Roo : I know. Christopher Robin has a jump rope.
Rabbit : Wait a minute. My gracious, that's it! Piglet, go to Christopher Robin's house.
Pooh : Oh, I see. Yes, Piglet, go and bring some honey.
Rabbit : Yes, bring some honey... Doh! The jump rope, Piglet, the jump rope!
Pooh : With a little honey on the side.
Piglet : You mean all by myself? Through there?
Owl : [Flies out of the pit to Piglet] Yes, Piglet. Through a dark wood fraught with peril, on a mission of life or death. It is a task of great complexity, but I have full confidence that you shall return victorious and rescue us from the abyss. Go forth, Piglet, and we shall await your return, for weeks if necessary.
[Flies back down, as everyone looks astonished]
Rabbit : Owl!
Owl : What?
Rabbit : I can't believe... how wonderful that speech was!
Pooh : I can't, either.
Eeyore : Moved me to tears.
