Winnie the Pooh (2011)
Tom Kenny: Rabbit
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Quotes
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Piglet : [Pooh, Rabbit, Owl, Eeyore, Kanga and Roo are trapped in a hole and Piglet gets a rope - only to cut it up into six pieces] And six! There! Now we can ALL get out!
Pooh : How very thoughtful you are, Piglet.
Rabbit : [loses patience] Good grief! Tie them together, Piglet! Can you tie a knot?
Piglet : I cannot.
Rabbit : Ah, so you CAN knot.
Piglet : No. I cannot knot.
Rabbit : [in disbelief] Not knot?
Pooh : Who's there?
Rabbit : Pooh!
Pooh : Pooh who?
Rabbit : No! Pooh... eh... Piglet, you'll need more than two knots.
Piglet : Not possible.
Owl : Ah, so it IS possible to knot those pieces.
Piglet : Not these pieces!
Pooh : Yes. Knot those pieces.
Piglet : Why not?
Eeyore : 'Cause it's all for naught.
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Roo : Tell us more about what Backsons do.
Tigger : Yes, more about what Backsons do.
Owl : More about what Backsons do? Why don't we hear some thoughts from you?
Tigger : Maybe they make you sleep too late.
Owl : Yes, yes! That's good, that's great!
Eeyore : I bet they're the reason my tail is gone.
Owl : You're on a roll. Go on, go on!
Rabbit : They muddy up your tidy house.
Piglet : Tney make you feel as small as a mouse.
Roo : They break your crayons.
Rabbit : They spill your tea!
Kanga : They wake up babies at one and three.
Eeyore : They made me catch the cold I caught.
Pooh : They made me lose my train of thought.
Tigger : They swipe your stripes.
Piglet : They clog your pipes.
Rabbit : They dig up your garden.
Eeyore : They won't beg your pardon.
Pooh : They eat your snacks.
Piglet : They won't relax!
Rabbit : They chip your tooth!
Kanga : They steal your youth!
Owl : And now you know the horrible truth!
Owl , Tigger , Pooh , Eeyore , Kanga , Roo , Piglet : The Backson! The Backson! The Backson! The Backson! Oh, nooooo!
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[Pooh has just fallen into the trap he and Piglet set up, trying to get a honey pot]
Rabbit : Pooh?
Pooh : Oh, hello.
Piglet : [shaking head, amused] Oh, Pooh, you went back for the honey, didn't you? But I told you the pot was empty.
Pooh : Well, I believed you, but my tummy had to check for itself.
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[Pooh, Rabbit, Owl, Eeyore, Kanga and Roo are trapped in a hole, while Piglet is outside of the hole]
Rabbit : [to Piglet] Go look for something to get us out of here!
Piglet : [hiding under a teacup] B-b-b-b-b-b-but-okay. There m-m-m-might be something over by the pack.
[leaves]
Rabbit : [sighs] Thank goodness one of us is up there. I was worried we'd be stuck here forever.
Piglet : I found something!
[comes back with a flower]
Piglet : Here!
Rabbit : What?
Pooh : Ooh, well, that's a lovely flower, Piglet.
Piglet : Yeah, I thought so, too.
Rabbit : Yes, Piglet, it-it's very nice... perennial. But I think we need something *longer*.
Piglet : Longer? Of course. How silly of me.
[giggles, leaves again and comes back with a big book]
Rabbit : Oh, good thought, Piglet. But you can't possibly think that that's long enough.
Piglet : Oh, yes, it is. Uh, Owl read this to me once and it was certainly the longest thing I'VE ever heard.
[the book falls into the hole and lands on Pooh's head]
Pooh : It's true, Rabbit. It lags a bit in the middle.
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Roo : I know. Christopher Robin has a jump rope.
Rabbit : Wait a minute. My gracious, that's it! Piglet, go to Christopher Robin's house.
Pooh : Oh, I see. Yes, Piglet, go and bring some honey.
Rabbit : Yes, bring some honey... Doh! The jump rope, Piglet, the jump rope!
Pooh : With a little honey on the side.
Piglet : You mean all by myself? Through there?
Owl : [Flies out of the pit to Piglet] Yes, Piglet. Through a dark wood fraught with peril, on a mission of life or death. It is a task of great complexity, but I have full confidence that you shall return victorious and rescue us from the abyss. Go forth, Piglet, and we shall await your return, for weeks if necessary.
[Flies back down, as everyone looks astonished]
Rabbit : Owl!
Owl : What?
Rabbit : I can't believe... how wonderful that speech was!
Pooh : I can't, either.
Eeyore : Moved me to tears.
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Rabbit : This reward goes to a good friend and a loyal companion. Someone who not only helped us out of this pit, but also found Christopher Robin. And he just so happens to be wearing red today. So it is with great, great honour and a humble heart, that I bestow this pot of honey upon our dear friend... B'loon.
