Goof Troop (TV Series)
Wrecks, Lies & Videotape (1992)
Jim Cummings: Pete
Quotes
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PJ : OK, Houston, we have ETA in approximately... 4, 3, 2. 1.
Peg : [to Pete] You miserable, cheese-eating pile of flap! You're own neighbor had never had a decent vacation in his life! His kid tries to get him one and you go and STEAL IT FROM HIM! Of all the low-down miserable NO GOOD...
Pete : But dumpling dip, I did it for you and the kids.
Peg : I wouldn't luau with you if my hula hips *depended* on it! You give those tickets back to Goofy and Max or you're going on vacation ALONE!
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[Pete has caught the boys with his video camera]
Pete : You boys have some serious grovelin' to do!
PJ : [nervously] D-don't kill us, Dad. We swiped it for a good cause.
Max Goof : Yeah. Every summer, you take your family on a mondo expensive vacation: France one year, Egypt the next; while my pop can't afford anything but bucket fishing for minnows in the backyard.
Pete : Yeah, yeah, it's a cruel world. So?
PJ : So, Max is gonna win his dad a $10,000 vacation.
PJ , Max Goof : [in unison] For free!
Pete : That doesn't give you any excuse to swipe my... Did you say 10,000, for free?
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Pete : [Goofy is on Evil Boll Weevil's Torture Ramp of Death] So, my buddy Boll Weevil says he needs a racing strip down the middle of the ramp. And I think to myself, "Self, bet my old pal Goofy'd like to pick up a few spare bucks."
Goofy : I sure would! I got my eye on a new fishing bucket over at the hardware store.
Pete : Yeah, sure, whatever.
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Goofy : [ghostly voice] Pete... Oh, Pete...
[startled, Pete sees Goofy disguised as a ghost, wearing a robe and a bucket over his head and holding a fishing pole]
Goofy : Howdy, Pete!
Pete : [terrified] G-G-G-Goofy? B-But... But... But you're a ga-ga... a gaa... a ghost!
Goofy : Yup. Drowned in my own fishing bucket. Some say I done myself in; that I couldn't face another vacation in the backyard, while my neighbor flew off to Hawaii with my ticket!
Pete : [swallows] N-N-N-N-Now... Now, look, pally, uh... It isn't like that at all.
Goofy : Ooooooohhh, you did it, Pete! Guilty! Guilty!
