When Wendy makes a documentary on marriage for a school assignment, she asks Jessie and Tom to participate -- as an example of a couple that likely won't survive.
When Tara overhears Phil tell Ben marriage is "like a coffin", she dares him to propose. Knowing that she'll say no, Phil does exactly that -- only to be surprised with a "yes".
"It all started with that goddamned painting." At least that what Ben tells the investigating officer when asked how the two families ended up at the police station.
When Tom accidentally leaves the toilet seat up and Jessie falls in, the newlyweds are faced with an age old problem -- if men and women are wired differently, is it possible to keep the peace?
When a discarded home pregnancy test (positive) is found in the recycling, a frenzy of speculation ignites: Tom thinks it's Jessie's, Jessie thinks it's Monica's, Ben thinks its Judith's, Phil thinks it's Tara's.
It's tax time, and Tom's turn to help his father work his patented "colour coded tax management system." Horrified at the thought of working with his dad, Tom flips Carter fifty bucks to act as a buffer.
Tom's grandmother drops in for a visit, forcing Jessie out of the upstairs loft. Seems the Bellows have neglected to tell her Tom and Jessie are married, due to fear of her wrath.