Lost Boys: The Thirst (2010 Video)

Tanit Phoenix: Gwen Lieber

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• Edgar Frog : Okay, who the hell parked in front of my truck?

  Gwen Lieber : You sure don't look like a cold-blooded, meaner-than-hell, bad-for-nothing vampire killer.

  Edgar Frog : Excuse me?

  Gwen Lieber : You're Edgar Frog. Sworn enemy to night-crawlers and bloodsuckers the world over.

  Edgar Frog : I'm sorry, lady. You must have me confused with somebody else.

  Gwen Lieber : I'm Gwen. Gwen Lieber.

  [holds out her hand to Edgar Frog] 

  Gwen Lieber : It's a pleasure to meet you.

  Edgar Frog : [takes Gwen's hand and shakes it]  Hi.

  Gwen Lieber : And there is no confusion. You are the same Edgar Frog that destroyed covens in Santa Carla, Luna Bay and in Washington, D.C..

  Edgar Frog : I have no idea what you're talking about.

  Gwen Lieber : Can we go inside to talk?

  Edgar Frog : You have two minutes.

• Gwen Lieber : So aren't you the least bit curious on how I know so much about vampires?

  Edgar Frog : Not really. I know who you are. You're Gwen Lieber, bestselling author of the "Eternity Kiss" series. First of which is about to be made into a major motion picture, coming soon to a theater near you.

  Gwen Lieber : Oh, you've heard of me. I'm flattered.

  Edgar Frog : Well, don't be. Because your books suck.

  Gwen Lieber : I'm sorry you feel that way.

  Edgar Frog : It doesn't really matter what I think. You've got millions of emo-goth sheep all over the world who eat up every last word of it, and keep coming back for more. I'm sure you've made quite a nice living off your supernatural bodice-rippers.

  Gwen Lieber : I'll have you know, I have gotten glowing reviews from every major periodical.

  Edgar Frog : Bought and paid for, I'm sure. Just like me.

  Gwen Lieber : What the hell is your problem, Frog?

  Edgar Frog : My problem? My problem is you glorify vampirism. You make being a vampire look... sexy.

  Gwen Lieber : Well... there has always been an element of eroticism in vampire mythology.

  Edgar Frog : There's nothing sexy about being a member of the undead.

  Gwen Lieber : Well, perhaps I have made a serious mistake in coming to you.

  Edgar Frog : If you came to me expecting me to ask for your autograph, then yes, you did. But if you came to me expecting me to destroy a squadron of vampires, that, I can do.

• Edgar Frog : Lars von Goetz? You hired Lars von Goetz?

  Gwen Lieber : I thought you'd be happy.

  Edgar Frog : Happy? First, you expect me to kill a head vampire. Then you expect me to babysit some reality show reject?

  Gwen Lieber : You're not going to have to babysit him. Haven't you seen his show? The man's wrestled a grizzly bear, a lion and an alligator. He's amazing.

  Edgar Frog : That was staged. All reality shows are staged, okay? Lars von Goetz, whatever his name is, he's a fraud. Vampires are, like, ten times much more stronger than grizzly bears.

  Gwen Lieber : Well, I think he can take care of himself.

  Edgar Frog : We'll see about that.

• Edgar Frog : [to Peter]  You're the alpha!

  Gwen Lieber : Oh, I bet you did not see that coming.

  Peter : Thanks to you. If X had been able to drink my blood during the Blood Moon, my power would've passed on to him. And that would've been a shame. I've been the alpha for a long, long time.