Lost Boys: The Thirst (2010 Video)

Jamison Newlander: Alan Frog

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• Edgar Frog : Death to all vampires?

  Alan Frog : Maximum body count.

  Edgar Frog : We are awesome monster bashers.

  Alan Frog : The meanest.

  Edgar Frog : The baddest.

• Alan Frog : Holy smoke! It's the attack of Grandpa Munster!

• Edgar Frog : You're right. Impalement is good.

  Alan Frog : Especially when you pierce the heart!

• Alan Frog : Hello, Edgar. What brings you all the way down here?

  Edgar Frog : Now I have to have an excuse to visit my own brother?

  Alan Frog : At one in the morning, yeah.

  Edgar Frog : I figured you'd be up. I've recently learned there's a nightcrawler who's created a new designer drug that he's handing out to kids at raves. The only problem is it's not a drug; it's vampire blood. He's breeding an undead army. And the only thing that stands between him and the annihilation of the entire human race, potentially, would be us. The Frog Brothers.

  Alan Frog : We haven't been the Frog Brothers for a long time.

  Edgar Frog : I just... I can't do it without you.

  Alan Frog : What about Sam?

  Edgar Frog : Sam's gone. He turned, and, uh, I had to do what I had to do.

  Alan Frog : I guess that cancels out Michael and Star.

  Edgar Frog : Yeah. I'm pretty much persona non grata with the entire Emerson family at this point.

  Alan Frog : Laddie?

  Edgar Frog : He's moved on. He's got a wife, kids. He's got a real life now.

  Alan Frog : Yeah, well, so do I!

  Edgar Frog : You call this a life?

  Alan Frog : This from a guy who lives in a trailer!

  Edgar Frog : Okay, so I've got nothing. But at least I know what side I'm on! Alan, if this is the head vampire, then maybe we can kill him.

  Alan Frog : If we kill him, and then we just gotta find the one that's above him and then on and on like that forever!

  Edgar Frog : They are telling me that this is the Alpha. The O.G. of all bloodsuckers, the head vampire.

  Alan Frog : It's a pyramid scheme, Edgar. Always has been.

  Edgar Frog : What if this is it, though? What if this really is the head vampire?

  Alan Frog : Get this, and get it good, Edgar. As far as I'm concerned...

  [his face transforms from human to half-vampire and his eyes turn yellow] 

  Alan Frog : ... there's no such thing as vampires.

• [Edgar Frog is visiting Sam Emerson's grave with a copy of "Batman" issue #14 in his hand when he recalls a conversation he had with Sam and Alan Frog at a comic book store in Santa Carla many years ago, via a flashback scene from the 1987 film "The Lost Boys"] 

  Edgar Frog : Listen, buddy, if you're looking for the diet frozen yogurt bar, it went out of business last Summer.

  Sam Emerson : Actually I'm looking for a "Batman" #14.

  Edgar Frog : That's a very serious book, man.

  Alan Frog : Only five in existence.

  Sam Emerson : Four, actually. I'm always looking out for the other three.