Lost Boys: The Thirst (2010 Video)
Corey Feldman: Edgar Frog
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Quotes
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Edgar Frog : Death to all vampires?
Alan Frog : Maximum body count.
Edgar Frog : We are awesome monster bashers.
Alan Frog : The meanest.
Edgar Frog : The baddest.
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Peter : I'm disappointed in you, Edgar. This is no way to treat your savior.
Edgar Frog : Savior? You got a funny way of looking at things, kid.
Peter : I saved you from a life of loneliness. You didn't want to end up like Robert Neville, did you?
Edgar Frog : Robert who?
Peter : You really should read more books, Edgar. The ones without pictures and word balloons. Robert Neville, the protagonist in "I Am Legend". Last man on Earth in a world full of vampires. Is that really what you want to become?
Edgar Frog : I'm not thirsty! You'll have to kill me first, just like you killed Gwen!
Peter : I will, if necessary! But that would be a shame, especially since I owe you a debt for killing X.
Edgar Frog : Why didn't you just kill him yourself when you had the chance?
Peter : A father can't murder his own children. That would be in bad taste. Even an impertinent little wimp like DJ X. I told him, "You can't turn all the cattle into cowboys. You'll wind up with too many cowboys." But he didn't listen. And now, thanks to his damned raves, there are going to be far too many vampires roaming the Earth. That's where you come in.
Edgar Frog : Keep the population down to a manageable size. Plenty of blood to drink. Everybody's happy.
Peter : Precisely. Which is why I want you to keep on doing what you're already so very good at. Hunting and killing vampires.
Edgar Frog : So you want me to be your own personal hemo-sucking hit-man, is that it?
Peter : Crudely worded, but yes, that's the general idea.
Edgar Frog : And what makes you think that I won't just kill you myself?
Peter : Nothing. Except that you have no real reason. Think about it, Edgar. Your brother's already one of us. Everyone you care about is either dead or playing for my team. What do you say?
Edgar Frog : I say... why don't you go screw yourself?
Peter : Alan, kill your brother! You'll feel better.
Edgar Frog : Alan, no! Don't do this! You're my brother! You're a Frog Brother! Don't... make me... hurt you! I told you not to make me hurt you!
Peter : Last chance, Edgar!
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Edgar Frog : It's time for Mr. Frog's Wild Ride.
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Zoe : Hey. I thought you went to the beach with your brother.
Edgar Frog : I did, actually, but, uh, he wanted to stay out there longer. He stays out much longer, he's gonna turn into a human piece of beef jerky.
Zoe : I guess he's making up for lost time.
Edgar Frog : Yeah.
Zoe : Oh, guess what? I sold your copy of "Destroy All Vampires" #125 for 500 bucks.
Edgar Frog : Yeah?
Zoe : Yeah.
Edgar Frog : That's great. That should keep the bank off my butt for a while. Now, Zoe, there's something I need to ask you. How did you know vampires are real?
Zoe : Just a hunch. What are you reading?
Edgar Frog : Oh, I'm actually scanning the book into my Kindle. I decided, you know... I might as well educate myself about all the possibilities of the dark underworld. For example, did you know that lycanthrope or... female werewolves, she-wolves, actually can change anytime they want to? They don't have to do it under a full moon. That's a myth. They can turn anytime they want to. They have complete control. They can do it in the middle of the day.
Zoe : [turns away from Edgar] Now, that's an interesting theory.
[her eyes begin to glow]
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Edgar Frog : Virgins. Vampire filet mignon.
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Edgar Frog : All right, everybody. According to the blueprints, there's an entrance to the slaughterhouse through a series of underground tunnels which will lead us directly to where the rave is. Now, remember, everyone, there will be a lot of civilians around. Toadies, not familiars. Just innocent partygoers who are all there because they think they're gonna have... fun. Because of this, you will be armed with weapons that are non-lethal to anything with a heartbeat. This is a sawed-off, pump action, Soak and Destroy water gun. Patent pending. Turns holy water into holy slaughter. Zoe, you take it. Claus, this is a high-powered UV torch. Tie it around your waist. You'll thank me later.
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Edgar Frog : Something smells really bad in here.
Zoe : It's a slaughterhouse.
Edgar Frog : No, I don't mean the typical bad slaughterhouse dead meat smell. I mean I smell something...
Zoe : It smells like rotten garbage.
Edgar Frog : Trash.
Zoe : Yeah, like I said. Rotting garbage.
Edgar Frog : No, I mean Jonny Trash.
Zoe : Jeez Louise.
Edgar Frog : Jeez Louise. Really?
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Edgar Frog : You're right. Impalement is good.
Alan Frog : Especially when you pierce the heart!
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Edgar Frog : Vinyl. Still shreds.
DJ X : Very creative, Frog. Not that it will do you any good. But when it comes to killing, I prefer more traditional methods... like impalement.
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Edgar Frog : Okay, who the hell parked in front of my truck?
Gwen Lieber : You sure don't look like a cold-blooded, meaner-than-hell, bad-for-nothing vampire killer.
Edgar Frog : Excuse me?
Gwen Lieber : You're Edgar Frog. Sworn enemy to night-crawlers and bloodsuckers the world over.
Edgar Frog : I'm sorry, lady. You must have me confused with somebody else.
Gwen Lieber : I'm Gwen. Gwen Lieber.
[holds out her hand to Edgar Frog]
Gwen Lieber : It's a pleasure to meet you.
Edgar Frog : [takes Gwen's hand and shakes it] Hi.
Gwen Lieber : And there is no confusion. You are the same Edgar Frog that destroyed covens in Santa Carla, Luna Bay and in Washington, D.C..
Edgar Frog : I have no idea what you're talking about.
Gwen Lieber : Can we go inside to talk?
Edgar Frog : You have two minutes.
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Alan Frog : Hello, Edgar. What brings you all the way down here?
Edgar Frog : Now I have to have an excuse to visit my own brother?
Alan Frog : At one in the morning, yeah.
Edgar Frog : I figured you'd be up. I've recently learned there's a nightcrawler who's created a new designer drug that he's handing out to kids at raves. The only problem is it's not a drug; it's vampire blood. He's breeding an undead army. And the only thing that stands between him and the annihilation of the entire human race, potentially, would be us. The Frog Brothers.
Alan Frog : We haven't been the Frog Brothers for a long time.
Edgar Frog : I just... I can't do it without you.
Alan Frog : What about Sam?
Edgar Frog : Sam's gone. He turned, and, uh, I had to do what I had to do.
Alan Frog : I guess that cancels out Michael and Star.
Edgar Frog : Yeah. I'm pretty much persona non grata with the entire Emerson family at this point.
Alan Frog : Laddie?
Edgar Frog : He's moved on. He's got a wife, kids. He's got a real life now.
Alan Frog : Yeah, well, so do I!
Edgar Frog : You call this a life?
Alan Frog : This from a guy who lives in a trailer!
Edgar Frog : Okay, so I've got nothing. But at least I know what side I'm on! Alan, if this is the head vampire, then maybe we can kill him.
Alan Frog : If we kill him, and then we just gotta find the one that's above him and then on and on like that forever!
Edgar Frog : They are telling me that this is the Alpha. The O.G. of all bloodsuckers, the head vampire.
Alan Frog : It's a pyramid scheme, Edgar. Always has been.
Edgar Frog : What if this is it, though? What if this really is the head vampire?
Alan Frog : Get this, and get it good, Edgar. As far as I'm concerned...
[his face transforms from human to half-vampire and his eyes turn yellow]
Alan Frog : ... there's no such thing as vampires.
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Gwen Lieber : So aren't you the least bit curious on how I know so much about vampires?
Edgar Frog : Not really. I know who you are. You're Gwen Lieber, bestselling author of the "Eternity Kiss" series. First of which is about to be made into a major motion picture, coming soon to a theater near you.
Gwen Lieber : Oh, you've heard of me. I'm flattered.
Edgar Frog : Well, don't be. Because your books suck.
Gwen Lieber : I'm sorry you feel that way.
Edgar Frog : It doesn't really matter what I think. You've got millions of emo-goth sheep all over the world who eat up every last word of it, and keep coming back for more. I'm sure you've made quite a nice living off your supernatural bodice-rippers.
Gwen Lieber : I'll have you know, I have gotten glowing reviews from every major periodical.
Edgar Frog : Bought and paid for, I'm sure. Just like me.
Gwen Lieber : What the hell is your problem, Frog?
Edgar Frog : My problem? My problem is you glorify vampirism. You make being a vampire look... sexy.
Gwen Lieber : Well... there has always been an element of eroticism in vampire mythology.
Edgar Frog : There's nothing sexy about being a member of the undead.
Gwen Lieber : Well, perhaps I have made a serious mistake in coming to you.
Edgar Frog : If you came to me expecting me to ask for your autograph, then yes, you did. But if you came to me expecting me to destroy a squadron of vampires, that, I can do.
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Edgar Frog : Lars von Goetz? You hired Lars von Goetz?
Gwen Lieber : I thought you'd be happy.
Edgar Frog : Happy? First, you expect me to kill a head vampire. Then you expect me to babysit some reality show reject?
Gwen Lieber : You're not going to have to babysit him. Haven't you seen his show? The man's wrestled a grizzly bear, a lion and an alligator. He's amazing.
Edgar Frog : That was staged. All reality shows are staged, okay? Lars von Goetz, whatever his name is, he's a fraud. Vampires are, like, ten times much more stronger than grizzly bears.
Gwen Lieber : Well, I think he can take care of himself.
Edgar Frog : We'll see about that.
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[Edgar Frog is visiting Sam Emerson's grave with a copy of "Batman" issue #14 in his hand when he recalls a conversation he had with Sam and Alan Frog at a comic book store in Santa Carla many years ago, via a flashback scene from the 1987 film "The Lost Boys"]
Edgar Frog : Listen, buddy, if you're looking for the diet frozen yogurt bar, it went out of business last Summer.
Sam Emerson : Actually I'm looking for a "Batman" #14.
Edgar Frog : That's a very serious book, man.
Alan Frog : Only five in existence.
Sam Emerson : Four, actually. I'm always looking out for the other three.
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Edgar Frog : [to Peter] You're the alpha!
Gwen Lieber : Oh, I bet you did not see that coming.
Peter : Thanks to you. If X had been able to drink my blood during the Blood Moon, my power would've passed on to him. And that would've been a shame. I've been the alpha for a long, long time.
