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7/10
Great Movie for Older viewers
tonsu973 March 2013
I think you need to be around 70 years of age to really enjoy this Movie. I am and I did; I really did. I chuckled and laughed throughout the movie and continued to do so long into the evening as I remembered some of the more memorable scenes. This is a gem of a Movie and brings back a touch of the real movies of yesteryear. No Vampires ; no Zombies; no computer designed sets and monsters, no excruciatingly LOUD music and noises; just a simple story well told with real ACTORS. I could have sat through it again as soon as it was over....and I may go again. Some of these "Critics" need to age a bit to really understand the difference that a Movie like this can bring to its audience
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6/10
It's like the old days, isn't it?
paul_haakonsen30 July 2013
Not having gotten around to watching "Stand Up Guys" before now was a mistake on my behalf, especially given the three acting heavyweighters that stars in the movie; Al Pacino, Christopher Walken and Alan Arkin.

"Stand Up Guys" is a good comedy that has a nice story to tell. Although this is not the type of comedy that will have you spilling your drinks in your laps from laughing, it is the type of light-hearted comedy that will make you feel good.

The story is about Val (played by Al Pacino) who comes out from prison after 28 years of incarceration. Meeting him at the entrance is his old friend Doc (played by Christopher Walken). Doc has been hired to kill Val and has a time limit until the next morning; and during this time the old friends start up old habits and revisit old friends.

The characters in the movie were nicely fleshed out and nicely detailed. There is a really good chemistry between Pacino and Walken, and this really reflects well on both characters that they play, because there is a very good sense of friendship and intimacy's with one another as they are on the screen.

The movie offers drama, action, comedy and even a high speed chase.

"Stand Up Guys" is a fun and great movie, which offers 95 minutes of great entertainment. If not for the good story, then the movie is well worth watching for the three stars of the movie.
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6/10
The lonely streets at night
dvc51592 February 2013
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One thing about Fisher Stevens' "Stand Up Guys" is that how lonely, not only the primary characters are, but also how the locations are. Take for example, a simple scene where Val (Pacino) and Doc (Walken) walk down the barren street in the middle of the night, as if both represent a bygone era.

Not long after Val is released from prison, one of his two only friends, Doc, greets him at the prison gates. Doc actually is hired by an old employer to kill Val out of revenge, but Doc cannot bring himself to, even long after Val discover the plot. Surprisingly Val is content with it, but Doc isn't; this tension tests and strengthens their friendship further as the deadline becomes closer.

What ensues is a fun romp through the city, along with the last of the trio, Hirsch (Alan Arkin), involving brothels, car chases, bars, beating up punks and breaking into stores, "just like the good ol' days", Hirsch says. "But it's better now, since we can appreciate it," retorts Val. It might all seem silly and out of place, but it fits the characters, and it supports the notion that they want to go out with style, instead of dying broken and alone in some old folks' home. Just like the good ol' days, one last time.

Al Pacino is a magnificent actor, amongst the greatest ever. He isn't called a legend without reason. In this film, performing at his best in a long time, he embodies Val's solitude and longing for companionship perfectly. Here, in one scene after crudely remarking a young woman in a bar, since it's his first night out of prison, his body language and tone changes in his apology, his eyes become more focused. His gravel voice speaks in a somber tone, of the years that have passed, of missed opportunities, of lost friends and loved ones. "I just, wanna dance", he says, longing for the passion of a woman's beauty. The seemingly perverted old man has disappeared completely into this haunted soul of a human being.

Complementing Pacino's performance is Christopher Walken as Doc, also gifted, also great here. Doc paints for a living, and he is subtly in joy to be hanging out with his best pal before the deadline ends - and he is personally conflicted, not just with killing Val, but with his own personal demons. In a diner, Val and Doc discuss their predicament, Val sees right through him, Doc coolly tries to deny it, although there's no denying his facial and vocal expressions which say otherwise. A later scene in the movie briefly showcases Walken's underrated talent in playing vulnerable, broken characters.

Alan Arkin rounds up the Wild Bunch, his presence smoothens the tension between Val and Doc in a light-hearted, humorous way. He is more than eager to leave the nursing home once Val and Doc arrive, and he shows he 's still got it after eluding the police in wild car chase. Hirsch looks at life in a "whatever happens" manner, and Arkin hilariously does very good with his underscored performance of an adrenaline junkie who longs for a rush.

This is a good film, but it's not a great film. Fisher Stevens directs the film with ease, allowing the actors to have a blast and come out guns blazing while they dance around Noah Haidle's sorta-typical screenplay. I doubt that the film would be better if they were to cast younger and more dashing actors in the role - it just wouldn't work. Steven's handling of the progression between the serious and the silly (A "They Live" reference? Really?) doesn't quite gel together, and the ending, it would seem, is too gung-ho for a movie which builds up dramatic tension. Nevertheless, I would suspect that that's how Val and Doc would love to end it all - with a bang. Bon Jovi's solemn song "Not Running Anymore" perfectly sums up the movie's atmosphere.

Good, solid dramedy with a crime setting. This movie is not for everyone though. For a few generations, Pacino and Walken are iconic for being tough, gangster-like criminals who doesn't take crap from anyone. See this if you want to see them reveal their true depths as actors and show bits of how good they can really be.
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7/10
Al Pacino and Christopher Walken
SnoopyStyle17 August 2013
Val (Al Pacino) is released from prison after serving 28 years. His friend Doc (Christopher Walken) has been ordered to kill him before the morning. Conflicted, Doc spends the night with Val partying.

The story is almost unimportant. It certainly has nothing too compelling. Alan Arkin adds his own color and Lucy Punch is kinda fun as a bodied whorehouse madam. However, this is mostly about spending time with Al Pacino and Christopher Walken together. They have great chemistry. Don't expect much from the rest. It's a fun watch for fans of these actors. It's not their best work but it's certainly plenty good.
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6/10
Walken & Pacino & Arkin. We can't ask for more. We should. But we can't.
Rodrigo_Amaro29 August 2013
Three legends. Three Oscar winners directed by another Oscar winner (Fisher Stevens won as producer for a documentary). United in one movie. That should be enough and one should expect maybe just a decent script and then fine. "Stand Up Guys" promises too much while securing Al Pacino, Christopher Walken and Alan Arkin in the front row but delivers less than expected with its usual crime/comedy elements focusing on aging criminals and very few to say. The cast chemistry is good (but Pacino already had movies with the other guys, sharing scene with Arkin in "Glengarry Glen Ross" and with Walken in "Gigli" although they don't share scenes in that thing) and it's probably the only reason why everybody wants to see this movie

But it's terribly generic. Pacino done his sentence and is released from prison. Walken is waiting for him for two reasons: 1) to see his old friend again and 2) to kill him, contracted by another criminal boss (Mark Margolis) who wants to revenge his son's death. Soon they rejoin Arkin and the gang is back on action. Besides the fact that they all have fun together after a long time without seeing each other, what's most important here is their reflections on life and time and enjoy the little moments. It's all very simplistic told - a little let down since we're delighted with great and powerful stars - but it achieves some effect.

The drama takes a long while to be really gripping, and the comedy only gets truly good when Arkin finally appears (despithe top billing with the other guys, he's there for very briefly, showing up after long thirty minutes). He made this something almost remarkable, efficiently funny. I think the actors presence and relative brilliance compensate the script's lack of real premise, lack of more movement and characters and even lack of challenge for everyone involved. Enjoy their company and that's it. That must be enough, sometimes. 6/10
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7/10
All About the Actors
gavin694213 January 2014
A pair of aging stickup men try to get the old gang back together for one last hurrah before one of the guys takes his last assignment -- to kill his comrade.

Trying to say if this is a good film is a difficult task. The story is pretty good and the direction strikes me as neither great nor terrible, but quite capable. The film really comes down to actors: Christopher Walken, Al Pacino and Alan Arkin.

And that is what makes this even more difficult -- even the acting hardly deserves special praise, as these are guys who can just show up and enthrall us. Walken especially has a cult following, but both Pacino and Arkin can just be filmed for ninety minutes and entertain.

Now, if I do not look at it critically but just as enjoyment, this is a very good film and entertained me quite well. I would recommend it.
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7/10
Light comedy with heart
TdSmth511 June 2013
If you've seen the trailer you know most of the plot. Pacino's Val is released from prison after 28 years. He's welcomed by his buddy Doc (Walken) who was part of his criminal team. But Doc has orders from some mean boss named Claphands to kill Val by the next day or else they'll go after Doc's granddaughter. It turns out that in some shootout one of Val's bullets killed one of Claphands' sons.

And at first it's all fun and games. Doc takes Val to see a hooker, to party, do drugs, dance, drink, they steal a car from some bad guys, etc. The good deed of the day comes when they decide to avenge some girl that was held captive in the trunk of the Challenger they stole. But Val knows how his day will end and has resigned himself to his fate. When they run into the daughter of their third teammate, Hirsch, the driver, they decide to free him for from a convalescent hospital for a night of fun.

The question remains, will or won't Doc kill his only friend; how and when. Doc also has a soft spot for a cute young waitress at a diner he visits every day. We also learn more about her.

Stand Up Guys starts out pretty funny. Pacino delivers as always. Walken is a bit stiff and of few words, but then what can he do when his character is put in such a dilemma. Things go downhill when Hirsch is introduced. He's a mean old guy, and they rehash they same situations that we just saw Val go through- visiting the prostitutes, the car with keyless ignition. The Hirsch character really works only for two jokes or so. As with all comedies, this one also has a lot of heart and some tender moments. And you really can't go wrong with Pacino and Walken
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8/10
Very solid
b-meyers10 March 2013
I read some of the reviews here, and I think that some who have reviewed this extremely negatively (as in 1/10) are those who appreciate a movie with lots of explosions, and maybe some guys with their tops off, flexing their muscles to accentuate just how tough they are.

Luckily, there isn't much of that in Stand Up Guys. It's character-driven, centered on the relationship between Val (PAcino) and Doc (Walken), both of whom are spectacular.

There's some great dialogue between the two, and despite what you may read on here, the story is quite solid, if simplistic. I don't think people have fully grasped these characters in some reviews, or the meaning of the title "Stand Up Guys". They're throwbacks, and the situations they encounter represent the direction the world has headed over the years, a world that Doc is forced to be a part of, despite wanting a quieter life.

I won't go on any further, but I found the characters endearing, and the relationship between Val and Doc kept me on the hook.

Nice soundtrack, too.

Cheers
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6/10
It's OK.
Analog_Devotee9 July 2021
It was all right. Nothing special. I enjoyed seeing Pacino and Walken together, but I wish the script had been more engaging.
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4/10
Out of respect for the stars, take a pass on this movie
Buddy-5124 July 2013
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I guess that "Stand Up Guys" is intended to be Al Pacino and Christopher Walken's version of "The Bucket List," since apparently every aging male movie star is required to have one before wrapping up his career. And true to the body of work of these two seminal actors, this outing takes the form of a crime comedy/drama, in which they portray geriatric gangsters, one (Walken) retired and the other (Pacino) just paroled after 28 years in the slammer (I use the word "slammer" intentionally in an attempt to capture at least some of the anachronistic flavor of this throwback to a bygone era of gangster-movie melodrama). It turns out that Walken has only been allowed to live all these years on the condition that he whack Pacino for killing the only son of an equally decrepit mob boss played by Mark Margolis.

The humor in Noah Haidle's screenplay consists mainly of jokes about the men's various ailments (with a special emphasis on impotence) and medications. When they're not trying to procure Viagra, they're lamenting the good old days, banging hookers, or going off on little escapades like breaking their buddy (Alan Arkin) out of a retirement home for some just-for-old-times-sake "tough guy" fun-and-games on the road.

Directed by Fisher Stevens, the movie feels as wheezy and creaky as the characters it's depicting. The whole thing is based on the premise that there's nothing quite so amusing or heartwarming as watching an assortment of septuagenarians behaving as if they were still in their 20s. The result is patronizing and condescending to both the actors and the members of the audience regardless of their ages.

There's also a sequence at a cemetery (with a hapless Julianna Margulies bearing witness to it) that's a strong contender for Least Plausible Scene of the Year Award.

As to the performers themselves, Walken's effective underplaying is not sufficient to counteract Pacino's nonstop scenery-chewing.

And while it's nice to see actors of a certain age getting movie roles these days, does it really have to be in a vehicle of roughly the same vintage?
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10/10
You Gotta Love Pacino and Walken Together
ligonlaw12 November 2012
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"Stand Up Guys" is a reunion of elderly gangsters. Alan Arkin, Al Pacino and Christopher Walken are in their twilight years, after long careers as mobsters. This Noah Haidle scripted black comedy is a treat for the ears, as these New York wise guys reminisce about the past. The soundtrack of blues greats and Jon Bon Jovi songs is perfectly on point.

Impressions of Walken are fun, but Walken himself does the best Walken. You crave more lines from him. Pacino is at his best here, and great Pacino? Forget about it.

After serving 28 years in prison, Pacino is released. His best friend, played by Walken, picks him up in a car that was probably new when Pacino began his sentence. Walken takes his friend out for one last night of partying before Walken must kill him to fulfill a contact put out by the mob boss.

Walken and Pacino rescue Alan Arkin from a rest home, where he is fading away. Arkin is resurrected to be the wheel man to drive a stolen car on their last night out. Along the way, they meet a variety of quirky and interesting people.

Understated, extremely fine acting make this one of the best films of Walken's or Pacino's careers. Seeing them together is like savoring the finest of fine wine. See it.

Great script, great acting, great music. What else do you need?
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6/10
Nice Characters, Not So Nice Plot
danew1324 January 2013
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Having Walken and Pacino together in a gangster movie is sort of a throwback to Kirk Douglas and Burt Lancaster's turn at this...but they at least had an original and amusing plot with which to work.

Stand Up Guys is a letdown in that we are suppose to buy that two old pals who also happen to be old gangsters will allow one to kill the other on orders from their old boss...and Pacino the sacrifice will go calmly to his end. Of course, at the end of the film they get some balls, which they had all along, and go on the attack.

The film would have been better had they developed a plan for their revenge against the boss and then carried it through. Instead most of the film is just a nostalgic joyride through the night with their other close friend Alan Arkin.

Two bright spots were highlighting the talents of Judy Punch and the adorable Addison Timlin.
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1/10
Sad these actors stooped so low.
holchie18 October 2022
I thought with those 3 main actors, how bad could it be? Well, there really are no words for how horrid this movie is. I am shocked,at the amount of people who liked it and reviewed it with a 10 score. They all have to be old men. Al's character was the most disgusting. I can't believe he took this part. Is he broke? He goes to a bordello twice and also to a hospital where his manliness under a blanket is the main star of that scene. Ugh, sick and gross. Then another one of them has a threesome at the same pay-to-play place. These are ancient men we're talking about here. There was only one woman their age in the movie and she was portrayed as a hag. All the other women were young and beautiful and flirted sexily with the geezers. As if. Dream on. Also, very darkly lit, which could have been a blessing, since there is no cleaning up these old guys. This movie was a fantasy flick made for old men.
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excellent characters, great acting, great movie
J_Charles2 November 2013
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It's not an overly complicated plot; a man named Doc (Walken) picks up an old accomplice, Val (Pacino), being released from prison after serving 28 years. The two reminisce, enjoy some wild and crazy times. Doc unfortunately has the task of eliminating Val by the next morning as retribution for a botched job that both were involved in so many years ago. The botched job ended in the death of the boss's only son. And the boss wants vengeance. Well as the night progresses more and more wild and crazy things happen...

What great characters. The trio of Walken, Pacino, and (later) Arkin all had great dialog, interplay, and they genuinely looked like a threesome of old timers being reunited.

that was something very conspicuous in this film. The old people were allowed to look old naturally. They had wrinkles. They had creases. They had lots of gray or in Arkin's case no hair at all. Even the normally fashionable Julianna Marguiles is covered in wrinkles and looks quite plain.

the ending is fairly predictable but it doesn't take enjoyment away from the rest of the film... great performances by all.

9/10
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6/10
Nice movie
lagudafuad19 January 2013
Stand Up Guys is a movie that as soon as you get over the first 35 minutes of grossness and drama + intro, all that is left is a bag full of laughs and eye brow raising scenes, that made me enjoy watching the movie and even wanting more, because the movie ending is left open for you to fill in the blanks.

The movie is composed of two old stars, Al Pacino and Christopher Walken and its original song is done by Jon Bon Jovi. Both actors delivered an expected combination of finesse and chemistry that you can only get when two veteran actors stand side by side. I have for long been a huge fan of Christopher Walken, one reason being I have not come across an actor that can make me laugh even when the scene involves just reading a book. Another reason for loving Walken is just because he can play any role hero or villain, comic or drama and still deliver a performance that will make you smile at how well it was done.

All this said doesn't mean Al Pacino is not as good or in the eyes of others better, but in this movie Walken caught my eye, Pacino's performance is one that makes you accord respect to him. My favorite scene is when Pacino is taken to the emergency room because he popped too many Viagra pills, look out for that scene.

The movie is about Val (Pacino), who just got released from jail after 28 years, all because he refused to rat out his friends Doc (Walken) and Richard Hirsch (Alan Arkin). After his release, Val craved excitement one that he pushed Doc to provide, Doc did his best and that night turned from, just getting Val laid to, breaking into stores, rescuing a rape victim, busting Richard of an old people's home and out running the cops.

Val's release also led to a confession and a funeral.

What Stand Up Guys is composed of is good acting, the cinematography is not exceptional, the screenplay on the other hand is masterful and captivating, the moment Alan Arkin is introduced we get to see some cool driving stunts that was meant to make you wonder what these characters were like in their younger days. Fisher Steven (Crazy Love 2007) was the man on the director sit for this movie.

It is a short movie, just like 90 minutes long, but I tell you it was 90 minutes well spent and I did find the movie funny enough to want to go see it again, so when it is out in the cinemas near you, take out time to go see it. Although this is not a date movie, it is a guy movie.

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6/10
The old men's club
sanchobizz18 March 2013
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When I got the Stand up guys DVD I didn't know what exactly to expect. I knew that Al Pacino and Christopher Walken play the lead parts in this criminal comedy / drama. I suspected that Pacino and Walken still make movies but I haven't seen any of their latest work. Stand up guys was my opportunity to check on the two old men and see how they are doing.

Initially half an hour after I started watching the Stand up guys I got the impression that this is a movie about nothing. Sure there were funny scenes in the brothel, the bar, and the hospital with the erection but they were a drop in the sea of pointless dialogs between Val and Doc about blank issues.

It got a lot better when our two heroes rescued Hirsch. The movie just became eventful and we got a little more than just pointless chit chat. The moment Hirsch died everything went back to boring normal again. The end was just like I expected it to be, no surprises there.

Stand up guys had nothing special that I will remember when i will wake up tomorrow. Al Pacino and Christopher Walken wanted to make a duet, so they did, was it a great duet? i don't think so. I have to state that Pacino, Walken look old, a lot older than I'm used to remember them. Pacino kept himself well but Walken looks like he won't be doing this acting thing much longer.

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7/10
Netflix Movie Review: Stand Up Guys
Phillip_Tomasso2 January 2014
"They say we die twice. Once when the breath leaves our body, and once when the last person we know says our name."--Valentino

The 2012 Fisher Stevens film, Stand Up Guys, has a strong cast. Bringing in $3 million at the box office, it was clearly something of a flop. Unfortunately, Al Pacino, Christopher Walken and Alan Arkin might not be the draw they once were. The 95 minute, Rated R mob-like movie was, if anything, consistent. Not great. Not horrible.

Valentino, "Val" to his friends -- Pacino to you and me, is just released from prison after 28 years locked away. "Doc" (Walken) meets him at the gate. Retired made-men, the two head back to Doc's, where a pull-out sofa bed is ready for Val. Having spent his retired days painting sunrises and sunsets, Doc is pretty set in his routine. A little frisky after decades behind bars, Val is hoping to party.

Nightclubs, and whore houses, some robbery and plenty of reminiscing is what unfolds. Doc was able to track down his daughter, but not his granddaughter. The regrets of his life apparent in his face, in his words, and even in his actions. Somewhat bitter, Val, was sent to prison and never talked. Never gave anyone up. Took the punishment all on his own.

Mark Margolis portrays the mob boss character, Claphands. He has not forgotten Val, or part of why Val was in prison. Claphands' only son was murdered by Val. The only fair thing is revenge. The clock is set. At 10:00 AM, Val will be dead. One way or the other.

Enter Alan Arkin as Hirsch. Doc and Val rescue their old time friend from a retirement home. They steal a Mustang, and they paint the town red. That is, until they find a surprise in the trunk of the vehicle. And then participate in serving up some serious justice.

Many scenes, I hate to admit are just over acted by Pacino. However, the story continues to move forward. It is often touching and slightly emotional. It is often humorous and slightly compelling. Overall it is a solid rental, or Netflix kind of film. I did not play with my phone, or scroll statuses on Facebook. It's how I rate a film, people. For these reasons, and the simple respect for the cast, I am giving Stand Up Guys 7 out of 10 stars. Why 7? Because it really was a pretty good film. Not great. But Pretty good. (Lots of bad language, some violence, No Nudity).

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7/10
Old men gangsters can still do the job
GTeixeira3 April 2014
It's been a while since I found a movie this fun to watch. Not brilliant, not ingenious and maybe not all that great, not something that will go down in cinema history. Just that: some very fun and entertaining 90 minutes.

Al Pacino plays an old criminal, a 'stand-up guy', who leaves prison after 28 years. Christopher Walken, his friend, is assigned to kill him by a vindictive mob boss; so the two decide to live Pacino's last hours with style like their old days.

The movie is quite a delight to watch. Pacino and Walken are both brilliant actors, and even if not at their best their performance here still shows. Their characters feels real, almost as if they aren't working but really just having fun with each other. Alan Arkin, who joins both for a good part of the movie, also gives quite a flair of talent, even if not as snarky as I prefer from him.

The music, mostly by Bon Jovi, really complements the story and there is plenty of black humor. Something about the political incorrectness of their 'adventure' (which involve a cat house, breaking into a pharmacy, beating up other criminals and 'saving' a friend from a retirement house) helped making me like the film, and make the characters seen very much real.

The chance to see Pacino and Walken (and Arkin to a lesser extent) in a nice, less serious but fun showing of their skills, coupled with the entertaining and almost heart-warming story, makes this film a sure recommendation.
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9/10
Walken and Pacino - Just like bacon and eggs but even better
d0wen17 January 2013
The film has a nice genuine feel about it, great story, great acting and a great soundtrack that compliments the film and characters! I found myself getting sucked in to the characters and as much as I enjoy seeing Walken act and hearing his dialogue, Pacino was great in this film too. He's not an angry mobster but a likable criminal one of his best films I think. Walken doesn't give us the old stories that we are used to but his presence is just perfection.

Do not expect this film to be full of gangster violence and action, this is the other end of the career. Experience and heart goes a long way.

I have to say that if this film was made with a different cast I think it would have been slow and easy to miss, walken and pacino make the film as genuine as they come.
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6/10
'They don't make 'em like they used to'
gradyharp20 May 2013
A stand up guy is defined as someone who refuses to rat out the Family no matter what the pressure, offer, or threat. It is an apt title for this little film that decides at the onset to remain small. It does offer some of our favorite aging actors the opportunity to redefine friendship in a very tender and warm manner. Is it s a great movie? No, not really, but is it worth watching for the joy of seeing Al Pacino, Christopher Walken and Alan Arkin join talents – most definitely 'yes.'

Valentino/'Val' (Al Pacino) is an old school, small time, two-bit crook who took the fall for a botched robbery 28 years prior. Being a "Stand up guy", Val did his time and kept his mouth shut, and never revealed any information with regards to the crime; he didn't cop a plea, rat out his friends, and he was tried and sentenced to the full extent of the law. Val's best friend and cohort in crime is Doc (Christopher Walken). While in prison and even now as Val prepares to be reintegrated back into society, Doc has always been there for Val. However, Doc has a heavy burden weighing on his conscious. It seems that during all the gunfire shot amid the botched robbery, Val inadvertently shot and killed the only son of the crime syndicates Boss, Claphands (Mark Margolis). Claphands has waited 28 long years for retribution; and Doc has been ordered to execute the hit on Val, and he only has 24 hours to complete the task or suffer repercussions himself for noncompliance.

In the interim 24 hours we meet the lovely waitress Alex (Addison Timlin) who happens to be Doc's granddaughter, the third member of the old gang Hirsch (Alan Arkin) whom Val and Doc rescue from a rest home to spend the night at a brothel run by Wendy (Lucy Punch), Val's experience with impotence at the brothel that leads him to overdose on Viagra he and Doc steal from a pharmacy and that leads to Val's priapism that requires aspiration in a hospital attended by Nina Hirsch (Julianna Margulies) who is Hirsh's daughter, and a final encounter with the thugs of Claphands and Claphands himself as the 24 hour deadline approaches.

It is all great fun and even more important is the expression of the bond of friendship between Val and Doc, and with Hirsch. Yes the script gets off key at times but this is not meant to be a major gangster film. This is a tale about friendship and loyalty in a crime setting that has just happened to age – not unlike the actors. Grady Harp, May 13
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4/10
Aging actors aging poorly
gmaileatsyourlunch23 June 2021
Too many reviews are rating this on their reverence and nostalgia for these great actors and not on the film itself, which, unfortunately is anything but great. It seems Stand Up Guys really, really wants to prove this aging trio can outsmart, outfight and outromance every 30-something or 20-something "kid" they come across. And yet one quickly wonders just who it's trying to prove this to: the audience or itself.

Oh sure, they complain of their aches and pains, and of getting old, and "these darn kids", and yet over and over the message is less about accepting age with grace and more about proving they can still turn back the clock at will for one last hurrah, often crossing the line into cringe in the process. For example, a scene where a scraggly, shambling Pacino convinces a statuesque young woman to dance with him in a bar is simultaneously unbelievable and creepy, but the film seems to say that since it's Pacino, "just go with it".

Meanwhile, every character under age 40 is either a caricature or two dimensional cardboard cutout that exists solely to cater to and react to this trio as if they're still the center of the universe. Some of the supporting cast seem to stand around grinning stupidly, as if they're just overjoyed to be sharing the screen with these greats. The plot and much of the dialog likewise take a back seat because "Pacino! Walken! Arkin! What more do you need?"

Do yourself (and these actors) a favor and skip this one.
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8/10
Totally Entertaining
oompietseplaas17 January 2013
I'm not one who often writes reviews and I had absolutely no idea what to expect from this Movie. What can I say - Pacino was Spectacular and Walken is - well, he's Walken. As brilliant as he was in The Deer Hunter. The Duo make a stunning and very humorous Duo and certain parts of the Movie will definitely have you in stitches. I'm not going to say anything about the plot but I highly recommend this Movie to any potential Viewers. Filled with Witty Humour and sharp Sarcasm, the Movie tends to get one thinking about different aspects of Life. A Fun Movie - and though a bit slow, I was fixed on the Screen. Pacino and Walken make some of the Newer Actors look like true Amateurs - Watch it - You'll Love it!!
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6/10
Cringeworthy, but you should watch it
PaulusLoZebra26 February 2023
Reviewing Stand Up Guys is not easy. I am genuinely glad I watched it, and I recommend it, but that's because I was able to ignore the several hackneyed and sophomoric slapstick scenes in the script. I loved reading Roger Ebert's very strong review (3.5/4) of this movie, because he highlighted all the things I also liked, but he basically passed over the drawbacks. I can't be so glib about it, they do affect my final rating as they did not for him, but I agree that's worth watching. Anyway, what really works in this movie are the premise, more compelling as a drama than a comedy, and all the quiet moments when Pacino and Walken just shine. What also works is that it's set in an anonymized city - it could be anywhere in North America, which means that we are not distracted by local details. Another good structural move, albeit unrealistic, was to have it play out in an almost abandoned, seemingly unpopulated city. Again, this technique serves to put all the focus on the interactions between Pacino and Walken. Overall, thumbs down for the script, a neutral on the direction, and thumbs up for the acting and character development.
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1/10
This is just sad
backup-5036213 April 2022
It's a shame seeing those legendary actors in such a cringey, lame, pathetic movie with such basic "jokes" and sad premises. Pacino's like 200 years old so he can't get hard with a prostitute - ha ha. Walken lives in a rundown apartment - ha ha.

Ooh this is pathetic, like I said. A bottom-tier comedy attempt and a waste of likeable actors.
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7/10
A film that might be a desired taste and absolutely grows on you
Robert_duder17 May 2013
Warning: Spoilers
When Stand Up Guys ended my first instinct was that I didn't enjoy it. And then almost immediately it started to grow on me. If you closed your eyes and had a fantasy of spending a wild night with Al Pacino and Christopher Walken (and let's face it who of us hasn't done that) this would likely be that night. Its insane the things they go through. Its like The Hangover for Grumpy Old Men. But when you get past the absurdity of this story you find this emotional, sad, coming of age too late film where these former criminals are trying to find redemption or just peace with their lives. The script is a little sloppy at times and if the movie didn't have Pacino at the very least and Walken with him, I think this would have been a total wash because there is something about their undeniable charisma that makes this what it is. The ending was truly terrific and moving and disturbing and violent but it worked so well for the movie. Somehow you become attached to this violent criminals that are basically at the end of their life. Its hard to say when the film takes place because there are certain aspects of the movie that seem to make the timing ambiguous but that only serves to make it interesting.

Al Pacino really nails this. I mean this is Pacino doing what Pacino does best. He has some really great truly Pacino lines in the movie most of which I can't repeat in mixed company. If you love Pacino or at the very least respect him as a Hollywood legend then you'll appreciate this over the top, gritty, dark, performance. Somehow you just feel empathy for his character. Christopher Walken is a tough call in this movie. He is very, very subdued. At first I thought it was like he was trying to play an old man and really turning it up which is unnecessary because...well he is an old man. Then I thought he almost seemed bored at times but then I started dissecting his performance and I realize that his character is a quiet, brooding, contemplative man who is truly analyzing his life and what he has done. Pacino and Walken together are outstanding. Its a dream come true for people that grew up respecting these two as actors. And then you have Alan Arkin who is a great actor...don't get me wrong but this is the second film I have seen him in where he has such a small role (the first being Argo...an Oscar nod for that really?) His character in this film is great but it is very underused and it feels like he is hardly there. He does have that great scene in the brothel with the two girls but I felt like they could have done so much more with him especially exploring the relationship between the three of them. The supporting cast are all very good including Mark Margolis, Addison Timlin (who has a terrific emotional scene at the end), and Vanessa Ferlito. Although top billed Julianna Margulies is hardly in the film and has a small underused role that is mostly insignificant.

This won't be for everyone. One IMDb reviewer said that he felt like a much older crowd (60s plus) would appreciate this movie and I can understand why he says that but I think any movie lover who just stops to analyze what this movie was about at its heart and soul will find they like it far more than they think. I think this would have truly something had a more experienced director been at the helm. Quirky character actor Fisher Stevens (who knew he directed) does a decent job but really the film is relying heavily on Pacino's charisma on screen. Imagine if someone with really big talent like Clint Eastwood, or Ron Howard or even Steven Soderbergh had done this film. I think you would have seen an Oscar or two come from it. Instead, we have a decently done, moving film about two life long friends trying to find redemption. Walken is perfectly Walken and Pacino is completely Pacino and if that sounds like something you'd enjoy then you will!! Its far from perfect but it holds its own and gave me something to ponder long after it was over. "Its time to kick ass or chew bubblegum." "I'm all out of bubblegum." Could become a cult classic I think. 7/10
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