Suck (2009) Poster

(2009)

Rob Stefaniuk: Joey

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  • Joey : We have a six hour drive tomorrow, Jennifer.

    Jennifer : Yeah, and I don't want to sleep in the hearse. The hearse smells like drummer.

    Sam : I heard that!

  • Jennifer : It's not what it looks like.

    Sam : You ate beef!

    Jennifer : Everyone be cool.

    Tyler : Okay, we've definitely smoked PCP.

    Jennifer : I can explain.

    Joey : You can explain? You can explain why you're chewing on a severed arm?

    Jennifer : Oh, don't be such a drama queen.

  • Jennifer : Nobody likes a judge.

    Joey : Yeah, nobody likes a vampire either.

    Jennifer : Screw you, Joey!

    Joey : Screw me? Screw me? You're out of the band, Jennifer!

    Tyler : She's kind of the best thing about this band right now.

    Joey : Tyler!

    Tyler : I'm just saying maybe you should sleep on it.

    Sam : Oh my God, you really ate beef.

  • Joey : How'd you know my name?

    Bartender : Oh, I can read your mind.

    Joey : Wow. What am I thinking right now?

    Bartender : Well, you're thinking "this bartender is crazy!"

    Joey : You're good.

    Bartender : You're afraid of being a loser for the rest of your life. Too late for you. Too late for the band. I would say you're 30 pounds of junk food and a retail job away from killing yourself. Just a guess.

  • Hugo : She'll be here. I know women.

    Joey : We're gonna miss sound check.

    Sam : I hope she's okay.

    Joey : She's okay. She's always okay. She just doesn't care. This is why I broke up with her.

    Tyler : She dumped you.

    Hugo : Yeah, for being an insensitive prick.

    [Joey glares at him] 

    Hugo : Her words, not mine.

  • Bartender : You can't go on like that.

    Joey : You. I know what you are, you're a goddamn vampire!

    Bartender : You say that like it's a bad thing.

    Joey : You did this. All this is because of you.

    Bartender : I did nothing. I was working the bar that night. You're the one that let your girlfriend go home with a vampire.

    Joey : She's my ex-girlfriend ok.

    Bartender : I can read your mind remember?

    Joey : Piss off.

    Bartender : What are you so angry about? You got your industry inside showcase gig. You seem to be the only one that's not enjoying it.

    Joey : Well it's complicated.

    Bartender : Hey, all you have to do is live your dream. Go rock and roll. Go kick some ass.

    Joey : I will I'm just uh...

    Bartender : Scared.

    Joey : Yeah I'm scared alright. Ya happy?

    Bartender : I am not happy. I am vampire. I'm only happy when something dies.

    Joey : That's supposed to make me feel better?

  • Joey : Thanks for nothing Hugo.

    Hugo : He was scary.

    Joey : You were supposed to watch the door.

    Hugo : I know I'm supposed to do everything.

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