Suck (2009)

Alice Cooper: Bartender

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• Joey : How'd you know my name?

  Bartender : Oh, I can read your mind.

  Joey : Wow. What am I thinking right now?

  Bartender : Well, you're thinking "this bartender is crazy!"

  Joey : You're good.

  Bartender : You're afraid of being a loser for the rest of your life. Too late for you. Too late for the band. I would say you're 30 pounds of junk food and a retail job away from killing yourself. Just a guess.

• Bartender : You can't go on like that.

  Joey : You. I know what you are, you're a goddamn vampire!

  Bartender : You say that like it's a bad thing.

  Joey : You did this. All this is because of you.

  Bartender : I did nothing. I was working the bar that night. You're the one that let your girlfriend go home with a vampire.

  Joey : She's my ex-girlfriend ok.

  Bartender : I can read your mind remember?

  Joey : Piss off.

  Bartender : What are you so angry about? You got your industry inside showcase gig. You seem to be the only one that's not enjoying it.

  Joey : Well it's complicated.

  Bartender : Hey, all you have to do is live your dream. Go rock and roll. Go kick some ass.

  Joey : I will I'm just uh...

  Bartender : Scared.

  Joey : Yeah I'm scared alright. Ya happy?

  Bartender : I am not happy. I am vampire. I'm only happy when something dies.

  Joey : That's supposed to make me feel better?