The Simpsons (TV Series)

Gone Maggie Gone (2009)

Harry Shearer: Mr. Burns, Smithers, Principal Skinner, Kent Brockman, Dr. Hibbert

Quotes 

• Kent Brockman : Our top story, today Springfield will experience a rare total eclipse of the sun. A solar eclipse is like a woman breastfeeding in a restaurant. It's free, it's beautiful, but under no circumstances should you look at it.

• Kent Brockman : Our top story, today Springfield will experience a rare total eclipse of the sun. A solar eclipse is like a woman breastfeeding in a restaurant. It's free, it's beautiful, but under no circumstances should you look at it. We recommend using a homemade camera obscura, fashioned from an ordinary shoebox and paper towel tube.

  Kent Brockman : [pulls out a shoebox with tape and paper towel tubes]  This was supposed to be pre-made. Fine I'll do it myself.

  Kent Brockman : [trying to peel the tape back]  Where's the end of the freakin' tape?

  Kent Brockman : [throws the shoebox and tape]  Forget it, we'll do it next week!

  Producer : The eclipse is today.

  Kent Brockman : There's an eclipse when I SAY THERE'S AN ECLIPSE!