Arthur (TV Series)

Arthur's Baby/D.W.'s Baby (1996)

Bruce Dinsmore: David Read, Binky Barnes

Quotes 

• David Read : [exclaims]  How did my new shoes get in the dishwasher?

  D.W. : Kate did it. I *saw* her.

  [David scowls at D.W., the latter smiles nervously] 

  David Read : D.W., go to your room and think about what you just told me. I'll be up to discuss it with you.

  [cut to D.W. on her bed waiting; Nadine appears] 

  Nadine : He said "discuss". You know what that means.

  D.W. : Yeah, I'm in trouble. I wonder what he'll say when he finds that slice of baloney in the CD player.

  Nadine : I told you not to do that!

• [Arthur is playing football. He catches it, but is shoved down by another player] 

  Coach : [to Arthur]  Great catch, Read! You okay?

  Arthur Timothy Read I : [baby voice]  Got an ouchie boo-boo.

  [everyone, including the coach, breaks out in laughter] 

  Francine Alice Frensky : Arthur talks like a baby.

  Binky Barnes : And you smell like diapers, too.

  [everyone laughs again]