101 Dalmatians: The Series (TV Series)

Leisure Lawsuit/Purred It Through the Grapevine (1997)

Kath Soucie: Anita Dearly, Rolly, Cadpig

Quotes 

• Lucky : Oh, man. Now I've done it. They're gonna lose the farm because of me.

  Cadpig : Now, now. No pitty-parties, Lucky. It's not all your fault. Tell him, guys!

  Rolly : No, I think he's right.

  Spot : Yeah, it's pretty much all his fault.

• [first lines] 

  Cruella de Vil : Oh, you were so right, Anita Darling. This picnic is precisely what I needed - a chance to get away from it all. Ah, to enjoy the earthly pleasures of simple peasant folk.

  Anita Dearly : Having you join us, Cruella, was such an unexpected surprise.

  Cruella de Vil : Well, I knew that hang-up on my voicemail must have been you calling to invite me.

• Lucky : There's gotta be some way to prove she's faking.

  Rolly : You sure she's still faking? I've seen healthier looking roadkill.

  Lucky : Ah, don't let her fool you. She's a picture of health.

• Lt. Pug : If you dirt weasels think this is going to be another day of Sunday in the park with Grandpa, then think twice!

  Cadpig : Can I think happy thoughts, Lieutenant?

• Lt. Pug : True, it's not like the good old days. Back then, you can drop a piano on them, or chase them under a steamroller, or paint a tunnel on a wall, and they'd slam right into it. I hate cats! Of course, now it's a code war, so we can't get away with that anymore.

  Rolly : This guy's one donut short of a dozen.

• Cadpig : I shall wash, but I shan't be clean.

• [last lines] 

  Colonel : Relax and enjoy, cadets. There's plenty more where that came from.

  Rolly : Man, if I'd known there was kibble involved, I would have fought those sheep single-pawed.

  Lucky : Where's Pug? Isn't he joining us?

  Colonel : Yes, well I... put Pug in charge of a very important emergency.

  Sgt. Tibbs : A Code K emergency.

  Lt. Pug : Kittens... I hate babysittin' kittens.

• Lucky : Oh, man, now I've done it! They're going to lose the farm because of me.

  Cadpig : Now, now, no pity-parties, Lucky. It's not all your fault. Tell him, guys.

  Rolly : No, I think he's right.

  Spot : Yeah, it's pretty much his all fault.

• Spot : C'mon, Pug's gonna be looking for us!

  Lucky : Relax, that bonehead couldn't find his butt with both paws!

  Lt. Pug : Freeze, hairballs! You traitors are all going down!

  Cadpig : But...

  Lt. Pug : Don't but me, Cadpig!

  Cadpig : That's right, Cadpig! See what happens when you try?

• Lucky : There's gotta be some way to prove she's faking.

  Rolly : You sure she's still faking? I've seen healthier looking road kill.

  Lucky : Don't let her fool you. She's a picture of health!

• Lt. Pug : If you dirt weasels think that this is going to be another session of Sunday in the park with Grandpa, then think twice!

  Cadpig : Can I think happy thoughts, Lieutenant?

  Lt. Pug : Shut up, Capon!

  Cadpig : It's Cadpig, Sir.

  Lt. Pug : Whatever, Carpool. Now shut up and listen!

• Lt. Pug : True, it's not like the good old days. Back then, you can drop a piano on them, or flatten them with a steamroller, or paint a tunnel on a wall, and they'd slam right into it. I hate cats. Of course, now it's a code war, so we can't get away with that any more.

  Rolly : This guy's one doughnut short of a dozen.

• Spot : Hey, did you hear something?

  Rolly : Oh, that was my stomach.

• Rolly : What do you know? False alarm.

  Lucky : Let's look around.

  [they look around for a while] 

  Rolly : That was fun. Anyone for gelato?

  Lucky : [stops Rolly in his tracks]  Something's fishy.

  Rolly : You always gotta go looking for trouble, don't you? Can't you just accept it as a false alarm? Here. I'll prove it to you. See? No sheep in trouble!

  Cadpig : Gosh, Rolly, I guess you were right.

  [a stampede of sheep runs over them] 

  Cadpig : Did anyone get the license plate of those sheep?

• Anita Dearly : Having you join us, Cruella, was such an unexpected surprise.

  Cruella de Vil : Well, I knew that hang up on my voice mail must have been you calling to invite me.

• Lucky : Gum?

  Rolly : Check.

  Lucky : String?

  Cadpig : Check.

  Lucky : Chicken?

  Spot : I hate my life.

• Swamp Rat : Well now, you pups is very, very lucky. 'Cause I just happen to have the last remaining copy of the official code book.

  [Swamp Rat pulls out the "offishul cod book" only to have the fake cover fall off and reveal an "Eratica" magazine underneath] 

  Swamp Rat : Oh.

  Lucky , Rolly : No.

• Cruella de Vil : [tape recording]  Memo to myself: 'Tell my doctor I'm not paying him real money for managing fake injuries'.

  Roger Dearly : 'Fake injuries' My, My.

  Anita Dearly : And you had us waiting on you hand and foot.

  Cruella de Vil : Totally irrelevant. They're real injuries now, watch

  [bangs head lets out a fake scream] 

  Cruella de Vil : see.

  Roger Dearly : [holding tape recorder]  And this is the real proof, you tried to commit insurance fraud.

  Cruella de Vil : [nervously]  now, now, no need to be hasty Rover. Surely we can make some kind of deal hmmm.

  [Cruella is waiting on and serving Roger, Anita and Lucky; she comes in with a tray of sandwiches] 

  Cruella de Vil : Here are your sandwiches, no crust's.