101 Dalmatians: The Series (TV Series)

Leisure Lawsuit/Purred It Through the Grapevine (1997)

Pamela Adlon: Lucky, Whizzer

Quotes 

• Lucky : Oh, man. Now I've done it. They're gonna lose the farm because of me.

  Cadpig : Now, now. No pitty-parties, Lucky. It's not all your fault. Tell him, guys!

  Rolly : No, I think he's right.

  Spot : Yeah, it's pretty much all his fault.

• Lucky : There's gotta be some way to prove she's faking.

  Rolly : You sure she's still faking? I've seen healthier looking roadkill.

  Lucky : Ah, don't let her fool you. She's a picture of health.

• [last lines] 

  Colonel : Relax and enjoy, cadets. There's plenty more where that came from.

  Rolly : Man, if I'd known there was kibble involved, I would have fought those sheep single-pawed.

  Lucky : Where's Pug? Isn't he joining us?

  Colonel : Yes, well I... put Pug in charge of a very important emergency.

  Sgt. Tibbs : A Code K emergency.

  Lt. Pug : Kittens... I hate babysittin' kittens.

• Lucky : Oh, man, now I've done it! They're going to lose the farm because of me.

  Cadpig : Now, now, no pity-parties, Lucky. It's not all your fault. Tell him, guys.

  Rolly : No, I think he's right.

  Spot : Yeah, it's pretty much his all fault.

• Spot : C'mon, Pug's gonna be looking for us!

  Lucky : Relax, that bonehead couldn't find his butt with both paws!

  Lt. Pug : Freeze, hairballs! You traitors are all going down!

  Cadpig : But...

  Lt. Pug : Don't but me, Cadpig!

  Cadpig : That's right, Cadpig! See what happens when you try?

• Lucky : There's gotta be some way to prove she's faking.

  Rolly : You sure she's still faking? I've seen healthier looking road kill.

  Lucky : Don't let her fool you. She's a picture of health!

• Rolly : What do you know? False alarm.

  Lucky : Let's look around.

  [they look around for a while] 

  Rolly : That was fun. Anyone for gelato?

  Lucky : [stops Rolly in his tracks]  Something's fishy.

  Rolly : You always gotta go looking for trouble, don't you? Can't you just accept it as a false alarm? Here. I'll prove it to you. See? No sheep in trouble!

  Cadpig : Gosh, Rolly, I guess you were right.

  [a stampede of sheep runs over them] 

  Cadpig : Did anyone get the license plate of those sheep?

• Lucky : You're toast, Turkey Lips!

  Mooch : You're mouse meat, Midget Mutt!

• Lucky : Gum?

  Rolly : Check.

  Lucky : String?

  Cadpig : Check.

  Lucky : Chicken?

  Spot : I hate my life.

• Spot : Don't you want to learn?

  Lucky : Spot, don't you get it? Only geeks learn barking code, and only losers teach it.

• Swamp Rat : Well now, you pups is very, very lucky. 'Cause I just happen to have the last remaining copy of the official code book.

  [Swamp Rat pulls out the "offishul cod book" only to have the fake cover fall off and reveal an "Eratica" magazine underneath] 

  Swamp Rat : Oh.

  Lucky , Rolly : No.

• Duchess : What was that word, dear?

  Lucky : Yow.

  Princess : Oh, it's been years. Let's see. Yow. Yow.

  Duchess : Ooh. Isn't that the name of that nice young bull on As the World Churns? Mmmm. Talk about beefcake.