101 Dalmatians: The Series (TV Series)

Leisure Lawsuit/Purred It Through the Grapevine (1997)

Jeff Bennett: Roger Dearly, Lt. Pug, Sgt. Tibbs, Swamp Rat, P.H. DeVil

Quotes 

• Lt. Pug : *I* took command! *I* faced the enemy! Granted, it was a fictional enemy, but those are the worst kind!

• Roger Dearly : [throws a frisbee]  Wish it was that easy to get rid of Cruella. Maybe if I tied a dollar around it.

• Lt. Pug : If you dirt weasels think this is going to be another day of Sunday in the park with Grandpa, then think twice!

  Cadpig : Can I think happy thoughts, Lieutenant?

• Lt. Pug : True, it's not like the good old days. Back then, you can drop a piano on them, or chase them under a steamroller, or paint a tunnel on a wall, and they'd slam right into it. I hate cats! Of course, now it's a code war, so we can't get away with that anymore.

  Rolly : This guy's one donut short of a dozen.

• [last lines] 

  Colonel : Relax and enjoy, cadets. There's plenty more where that came from.

  Rolly : Man, if I'd known there was kibble involved, I would have fought those sheep single-pawed.

  Lucky : Where's Pug? Isn't he joining us?

  Colonel : Yes, well I... put Pug in charge of a very important emergency.

  Sgt. Tibbs : A Code K emergency.

  Lt. Pug : Kittens... I hate babysittin' kittens.

• Spot : C'mon, Pug's gonna be looking for us!

  Lucky : Relax, that bonehead couldn't find his butt with both paws!

  Lt. Pug : Freeze, hairballs! You traitors are all going down!

  Cadpig : But...

  Lt. Pug : Don't but me, Cadpig!

  Cadpig : That's right, Cadpig! See what happens when you try?

• Lt. Pug : If you dirt weasels think that this is going to be another session of Sunday in the park with Grandpa, then think twice!

  Cadpig : Can I think happy thoughts, Lieutenant?

  Lt. Pug : Shut up, Capon!

  Cadpig : It's Cadpig, Sir.

  Lt. Pug : Whatever, Carpool. Now shut up and listen!

• Lt. Pug : True, it's not like the good old days. Back then, you can drop a piano on them, or flatten them with a steamroller, or paint a tunnel on a wall, and they'd slam right into it. I hate cats. Of course, now it's a code war, so we can't get away with that any more.

  Rolly : This guy's one doughnut short of a dozen.

• Roger Dearly : [throws a frisbee]  Wish it was that easy to get rid of Cruella. Maybe if I tied a dollar around it...

• Swamp Rat : Well now, you pups is very, very lucky. 'Cause I just happen to have the last remaining copy of the official code book.

  [Swamp Rat pulls out the "offishul cod book" only to have the fake cover fall off and reveal an "Eratica" magazine underneath] 

  Swamp Rat : Oh.

  Lucky , Rolly : No.

• Colonel : What cats, Lieutenant?

  Lt. Pug : The feline invaders, my Colonel.

  Sgt. Tibbs : Not this again.

• Cruella de Vil : [tape recording]  Memo to myself: 'Tell my doctor I'm not paying him real money for managing fake injuries'.

  Roger Dearly : 'Fake injuries' My, My.

  Anita Dearly : And you had us waiting on you hand and foot.

  Cruella de Vil : Totally irrelevant. They're real injuries now, watch

  [bangs head lets out a fake scream] 

  Cruella de Vil : see.

  Roger Dearly : [holding tape recorder]  And this is the real proof, you tried to commit insurance fraud.

  Cruella de Vil : [nervously]  now, now, no need to be hasty Rover. Surely we can make some kind of deal hmmm.

  [Cruella is waiting on and serving Roger, Anita and Lucky; she comes in with a tray of sandwiches] 

  Cruella de Vil : Here are your sandwiches, no crust's.