Jason Priestly and Ian Ziering show up with no real heads up playing ego driven Parodies of themselves and have a figurative "measuring" contest... I was not prepared for this. When I saw Ian I thought "Well, he's been doing Sharknado & Chippendales...this is a step up for him good for him." Then when they literally nominate Jason Priestly to be the new leader of the coven I was confused. At first, when they made such a big deal about him with a close up and someone said "Good to see you again." I thought I had missed something, I thought he'd played a villain I had forgotten about, and was making a surprise return to the coven to everyone's chagrin. Nope, they're actually nominating actual Jason Priestly (Played by Jason Priestly) to replace the current leader of the Coven.... but it doesn't stop there.... maybe I wasn't paying attention before this happened, I tend to zone out from time to time when I binge a show. But Ian Ziering isn't completely sure he supports Priestly as the new leader, and that's when I realized this character was Ian Ziering (Played by Ian Ziering)... I'm in a small state of confusion and maybe a little bit of shock that I make sure to pay attention when Ian and Jason start arguing about who does Magic better. Jason throws an insult at Ian along the lines of "You couldn't cast a spell to save your career." TO WHICH... Ian shows off his muscles, makes some allusion to the Chippendales and starts rattling off Sharknado and it's subsequent sequels, using his figures in time when saying "Sharknado! Sharknado 2! Sharknado 3..." and so on.... and that's his defense. Sharknado is the magic spell he cast to be a star. At that point I checked out. This was the last episode of the show I've watched, I don't know if it was the finale or back or even remember how the episode ended.
This was such a non sequitur to the show, and distracting to the events that were unfolding in the story that it broke the tether keeping me interested in this series. What do Jason Priestly and Ian Ziering have to do with Witches? Or Secret Societies? Why THEM? It makes no sense. Maybe if was Alissa Milano and Rose McGowan I could get the joke, or something like that. I think maybe it was a Producer or the Director that was unwaveringly married to the idea of this Tet-a-tet between some aged celebrities that they probably sent out the P.A. And said "Go get me Sandra Bullock and Nicole Kidman, or Better yet, Alyssa Milano and Rose McGowan! This is gonna be great!" And when the P.A. Got back they said "Well I couldn't get Alyssa Milano and Rose McGowan. But my best friend's husbands' brother was a P.A. On the last Sharknado and knows Ian Ziering, plus he's like 60% sure he can get..." ... "Shannon Doherty?!?" .... "No, Jason Priestly." ... "Well, I'm not sure how that's gonna fit in. But the Elder Millennial's will LOVE It all the same, even if it doesn't make any sense. Yeah, get them in here... Jason Priestly and Ian Ziering.... yeah, this is gonna be Hilarious!"
I don't have time to get into why the whole situation itself no matter who was under the robes, would have been distracting anyway, and probably confusing however it played out. Anyway, that's my rant.
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