Jack and Jill (I) (2011)

Luis Fernandez-Gil: Italian Cruise Ship Director

Quotes 

• Italian Cruise Ship Director : [DELETED SCENE: The cruise line has dropped the entire Sadelstein family off at the nearest port, over the bedlam caused by Jill and her pet cockatoo Poopsie]  ... Now, be gone. The rest of you have given us no trouble. Still, if either of THEM

  [indicates Poopsie and Jill] 

  Italian Cruise Ship Director : comes onboard ever again, *you* will hear from our attorneys... all *86* of them.

  [Jack nods compliantly, much to Erin's chagrin] 

  Erin Sadelstein : Jack! You're not actually...!

  Jack Sadelstein : We all are. Or do you know that many lawyers in Los Angeles?

  Erin Sadelstein : Of course not, but what's that got to do with...?

  Jack Sadelstein : Neither do I. So that settles it. We're getting off. Right where they say we are.