The Simpsons (TV Series)

The Way We Weren't (2004)

Dan Castellaneta: Homer Simpson

Quotes 

• Homer Simpson : Alright, how should I get there?

  [looks at rowing boat] 

  Homer Simpson : Hmm. I guess it's row versus wade. And it's my right to choose!

• Homer Simpson : Ew, I kissed that sad, weird kid!

• Homer Simpson : [sitting on lakeside dock]  Who are you?

  Sea Captain : I'm the camp swimming instruct-arrrr. Except on weekends, when I run the movie project-arrrr. Only PG movies, nothing R-rrrr.