The Princess and the Frog (2009)
Bruno Campos: Prince Naveen
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Quotes
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Tiana : [She and Naveen are floating above trees by balloons] Voodoo? You mean to tell me all this happened because you were messing with the Shadow Man?
Prince Naveen : He was very charismatic!
Tiana : [groans] It serves me right for wishing on stars. The ONLY way to get what you want in this world is through hard work.
Prince Naveen : Hard work? Why... why would a princess need to work hard?
Tiana : Huh? Oh, I'm not a princess. I'm a waitress.
Prince Naveen : A waitress? Well no wonder the kiss did not work! You lied to me!
Tiana : I - I never said I was a princess.
Prince Naveen : You never said you were a w- a waitress! You were wearing a crown!
Tiana : It was a costume party, you spoiled little rich boy!
Prince Naveen : Oh, oh yes, oh ye-? Well, the egg is on your face, alright, because I do not have any riches!
Tiana : [shocked] What?
Prince Naveen : I am completely broke! Hahaha!
[branches begin popping the balloons]
Prince Naveen : Uh-oh...
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Prince Naveen : Excuse me, but your accent, it is funny.
Ray : I'm a Cajun, bro. Born and bred in the bayou! Y'all not from 'round here, are ya?
Prince Naveen : Actually, we are from a place far, far away from this world.
Ray : Go to bed! Y'all from Shreveport?
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Charlotte : Goodness gracious! This is so much to absorb. Let me see if I got this right. If I kiss you before midnight, you and Tiana will turn human again, and then we gonna get ourselves married and live happily ever after! The end!
Prince Naveen : Yeah, more or less. But remember, you must give Tiana all the money she requires for her restaurant. Because Tiana...
[glances at Evangeline, the star]
Prince Naveen : She is my Evangeline.
Charlotte : Anything you want, sugar.
[applies lipstick]
Charlotte : Pucker up, buttercup!
Tiana : [Naveen half-heartedly puckers his lips] Wait!
Prince Naveen : Tiana?
Charlotte : Tiana?
Tiana : Don't do this.
Prince Naveen : I have to do this and we are running out of time!
Tiana : I won't let you!
Prince Naveen : It's the only way to get you your dream!
Tiana : My dream? My dream wouldn't be complete... without you in it.
[shrugs with a smile]
Tiana : I love you, Naveen.
Prince Naveen : Warts and all?
Tiana : Warts and all.
Charlotte : [sniffs] All my life, I read about true love and fairytales, and... Tia, you found it! I'll kiss him! For you, honey! No marriage required.
[is about to kiss Naveen when the clock strikes midnight]
Charlotte : Oh my word! M-maybe that ol' clock's a little fast!
[kisses Naveen]
Charlotte : Oh!
[kisses him a few more times in panic and Naveen shrugs]
Charlotte : Oh, I'm so sorry!
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Ray : [singing Ma Belle Evangeline] Je t'adore.
Prince Naveen : [to Tiana] I adore you.
Ray : Je t'aime.
Prince Naveen : I love you...
[Tiana gives him a weird look]
Prince Naveen : Just translating!
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[spoiler]
[after Tiana and Naveen get married, they unexpectedly become human again]
Mama Odie : Like I told y'all, kissing a princess breaks the spell.
Prince Naveen : Once you became my wife, that made you...
Tiana : ...a princess. You just kissed yourself a princess.
Prince Naveen : And... I'm about to do it again.
[They kiss]
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Louis : Louis would give anything to play jazz with the big boys.
Prince Naveen : So why don't you?
Louis : Oh, I tried once.
[Flashback: Louis climbs onto a river boat and starts playing along with a band; he is screamed and shot at as he jumps back out]
Louis : It didn't end well.
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Tiana : Where are you taking me?
Prince Naveen : Oh, I just... wanted to show you a little something to celebrate our last night together as frogs.
[tugs her up and she sees his set-up of a table and wine bottle]
Tiana : Oh... All my years. No one's ever done anything like this for me.
[glances at Naveen and sees he is wearing a butterfly as a bowtie]
Prince Naveen : Oh, heh, i - it is too much, isn't it? Um...
[clears throat]
Prince Naveen : Thank you, Bow.
Bow : I thought it was a nice touch.
[flies away]
Prince Naveen : Pretend you did not see that.
[leads Tiana to the table]
Prince Naveen : Please, please sit down.
[sets a platter in front of her]
Tiana : What's this?
Prince Naveen : [lifts the lid and shows food] Ta-da!
Tiana : You minced!
Prince Naveen : I did!
[Tiana giggles]
Prince Naveen : You have had quite an influence on me. Which is amazing because I have dated thousands of women and -
[cuts himself off in panic]
Prince Naveen : No, like two, three... just other women! A-and anyway, you could not be more different! You know, you are - you are practically, heh, one of the guys!
[Tiana looks shocked]
Prince Naveen : No, no, no! You are not a guy! Let me begin again! Uh...
[leans on the table and he slips to the floor, the food spilling on him]
Prince Naveen : Ha... I am not myself tonight. Tiana!
[stands up]
Prince Naveen : Sorry, that was loud.
[Tiana laughs]
Prince Naveen : This is a disaster.
Tiana : [laughs] No, it's cute.
[Naveen chuckles]
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Prince Naveen : You know, waitress, I finally figured out what is wrong with you.
Tiana : Have you, now?
Prince Naveen : You do not know how to have FUN. There. Somebody had to say it.
Tiana : Thank you, 'cause I figured out what your problem is too.
Prince Naveen : I am... too wonderful?
[the branch Tiana was holding smacks him backwards]
Tiana : No, you're a no-count, philandering, lazy bump on a log.
Prince Naveen : Ahaha...
[fakes a cough]
Prince Naveen : KILLJOY.
Tiana : What'd you say?
Prince Naveen : Ah, nothing.
[fakes another cough]
Prince Naveen : STICK IN THE MUD.
Tiana : Listen here, mister. This stick in the mud has had to work two jobs her whole life while you've been sucking on a silver spoon chasing chambermaids around your - your ivory tower!
Prince Naveen : [glances away] Actually, it's polished marble.
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Tiana : You said you were fabulously wealthy!
Prince Naveen : No, no, no my parents are fabulously wealthy! But they cut me off for being a...
[notices a leech is attached to his arm]
Prince Naveen : LEECH! LEECH!
Tiana : [tugs off the leech] You're broke, and you had the gall to call me a liar?
[tosses the leech behind them and a large fish leaps out of the water to eat it and they freak and run]
Prince Naveen : It was not a lie! I fully inte...
[glances up to see a large bird about to eat them]
Prince Naveen : AAAH! I fully intend to be rich again! Once I marry Miss Charlotte La Bouff if she will have me!
Tiana : You a prince?
Prince Naveen : Obviously!
Tiana : She'll have you!
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Dr. Facilier : [appearing to read Prince Naveen's palm] Were I a betting man - and I'm not, I stay away from games of chance - I'd wager I'm in the company of visiting royalty.
Prince Naveen : [amazed] Lawrence, Lawrence! This remarkable gentleman has just read my palm!
Lawrence : [noticing the morning newspaper, which had a cover story about Naveen's visit, sticking out of Dr. Facilier's pocket] Or this morning's newspaper.
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Tiana : [freaking out] Stella just talked to me. A dog just spoke to me!
Prince Naveen : You know, if you are going to let every little thing bother you, it is going to be a very long night!
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Prince Naveen : Lawrence! Glad to see you're finally getting into the music. Do you get my joke? Because your head is, it's in the tuba.
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Prince Naveen : [Tiana had just turned into a frog] Easy, Princess! Princess! Do not panic!
Tiana : [covering herself and panicking] Augh! What did you do to me? I - I'm green and I'm - and I'm slimy!
Prince Naveen : No, that is not slime!
[he takes her hand and rubs a finger over her arm]
Tiana : What?
Prince Naveen : [grinning] You are secreting mucus.
[Tiana twitches and tackles him]
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Prince Naveen : What we want, what we need... All the same thing, yes?
[Mama Odie whacks him with stick]
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Prince Naveen : TIANA!... Sorry, that was loud...
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Dr. Facilier : [to Naveen, singing] Now you, young man, are from across the sea / come from two lines of royalty. I'm royal myself, on my mother's side... Your spirits are high, but your funds are low... / You need to marry a pretty honey whose daddy got some dough!... Mum and Dad cut you off, huh, pretty boy?
Prince Naveen : Sad, but true!
Dr. Facilier : Now you gotta get hitched. But hitching ties ya down. You just wanna be free, hop from place to place! But freedom takes GREEN...
[turns the cards into dollars]
Dr. Facilier : It's the green, it's the green, it's the green that you need / and in your future it's the green I see!
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Prince Naveen : [talking about her comment to the frog-hunters] 'And we talk, too!' I like that! You are secretly funny.
Tiana : Not a stick in the mud?
Prince Naveen : W-well I was...
Tiana : Say it.
Prince Naveen : Co...
Tiana : Say it.
Prince Naveen : All right... You're not exactly...
Tiana : I can't hear you, I'm sorry. What?
Prince Naveen : ...a complete stick DEEP in the mud.
[Tiana giggles]
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Tiana : Once you two are married, you are gonna keep your promise and get me my restaurant, right?
Prince Naveen : Whoa, oh, not so fast. I made that promise to a beautiful princess, not some cranky wai - why are those logs moving?
Tiana : [Notices the alligators approaching] Those aren't logs!
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Lawrence : Sire! I've been looking for you everywhere!
Prince Naveen : What a coincidence, Lawrence. I've been *avoiding* you everywhere!
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Prince Naveen : [practicing a marriage proposal with Evangeline] I'm not sure I want to be a prince anymore, cause then we would have to go our separate ways. I don't want that, I want to stay close to you, no matter what. Because... I love you.
[Ray sees, misunderstands and goes berserk on Naveen]
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Prince Naveen : I am Naveen, Prince of Maldonia, and she is Tiana, the waitress.
[leans close to Louis]
Prince Naveen : Do not kiss her.
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Tiana : [while standing on the balcony, she sees a wishing star; sighs] I can't believe that I'm doing this.
[looks up]
Tiana : lease... Please... Please.
[looks down and sees a frog sitting on the balcony]
Tiana : Oh, very funny. So, what now? I reckon you want a kiss?
Prince Naveen : Kissing would be nice, yes?
[Tiana screams and backs into Charlotte's room]
Prince Naveen : 'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to scare you.
[sees Tiana about to launch stuffed animals at him]
Prince Naveen : Wait, wait, wait, hold on.
[Tiana starts throwing the stuffed animals at him]
Prince Naveen : You know, you have a very strong arm, Princess. Wait, please! Put the monkey down.
Tiana : [throws a stuffed monkey at him and lifts up a book] Stay back, or I'll... I'll...
Prince Naveen : Please, please.
[hops ontop of a table]
Prince Naveen : , allow me to introduce myself: I am Prince Naveen
[Tiana squashes him]
Prince Naveen : ... of Maldonia.
Tiana : A prince? But I didn't wish for any... Hold on, if you're the prince, then WHO was that waltzing with Lotte on the dance floor?
Prince Naveen : The only thing I know, is that one minute I am a prince, charming and handsome, cutting-a-rug, and the next thing I know
[trips over his feet]
Prince Naveen : ... I am tripping over these.
[points to his feet and Tiana lifts the book again]
Prince Naveen : Wait, wait.
[catches sight of the book's title]
Prince Naveen : Wait a moment, I know this story! The Froggie Printo!
Tiana : [hands the book to Naveen] The Frog Prince?
Prince Naveen : Yes, my mother had the servants read this to me every night.
[begins to flip back and forth between the last two pages of the book]
Prince Naveen : Yes, yes, this is exactly the answer! You must kiss me!
Tiana : Excuse me?
Prince Naveen : You will enjoy it, I guarantee. All women enjoy the kiss of Prince Naveen. Come, we pucker.
[his throat bulges out and then returns to normal]
Prince Naveen : That's new.
Tiana : Look, I'm sorry. I'd really like to help you, but I DO NOT kiss frogs.
Prince Naveen : But on the balcony, you ask me.
Tiana : I didn't expect you to answer!
Prince Naveen : Oh, but you must kiss me. Look, besides being unbelievably handsome, I come from a fabulously wealthy family. Surely, I can offer you some reward or a wish that I could grant, perhaps?
Tiana : [reluctantly] Just one kiss?
Prince Naveen : Just one. Unless you beg for more.
[licks lips; they lean in to kiss, but Tiana flips at the last second, Naveen sighs]
Tiana : All right, all right. Get it together, Tiana.
[she turns around quickly and kisses Naveen, who lets out a disappointed sigh, upon realizing that he is still a frog, then looks down and gasps in horror and epeaks Maldonian]
Tiana : [gazes up at the table] Well, you don't look any different. But how did you get way up there? And how did I get way down here, in all this...
[gazes up at the table]
Tiana : Well, you don't look any different. But how did you get way up there? And how did I get way down here, in all this...
[sees her hands are webbed. She looks in the mirror, sees she is a frog, and screams]
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[Naveen and Tiana are cooking dinner]
Prince Naveen : [mincing vegetables] I'm not really used to doing this. I mean, most of the time I had servants do everything for me: dress my clothes, brush my teeth, even help me get out of bed!
Princess Tiana : [stirring broth] Aw, you poor baby.
Prince Naveen : Yes, they did everything for me, until the day my parents cut me off, and that's when I realized... I don't know how to do anything.
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Ray : What's up?
Prince Naveen : I love her. Tiana is my Evangeline...
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Prince Naveen : [as he is taken into the church] Lawrence, why are you doing this?
Lawrence : [viciously] It's payback for all those years of... humiliation.
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[Tiana is rowing a raft out of reeds while Prince Naveen is lounging about, strumming a calming tune on a makeshift ukulele]
Tiana : [about rowing the raft] I could really use a little help.
Prince Naveen : [thinking Tiana means to change different music] Oh... Well, I'll play a little louder.
[Naveen strums an upbeat, jazzy tune. Unbeknowst to him, an alligator's eyes pops out of the water and narrows his eyes at him]
Tiana : [turning to face Naveen] How about a little less pickin' and a little bit more...
[Tiana sees something behind him and gasps. Naveen stops playing music]
Prince Naveen : What?
[Naveen looks up to see the gaping jaws of an alligator supposedly getting ready to eat him and Tiana. Naveen and Tiana scream and embrace one another...]
Louis : [excitedly] I know that tune!
[pulls out a trumpet]
Louis : ...Ripplemount Blues!
[Louis plays the same upbeat tempo Naveen was playing, with his trumpet]
Prince Naveen : [sees Louis playing the trumpet; excitedly] Hey! Hey! Play it, brother!
[Naveen drops a still startled Tiana, picks up his makeshift ukulele and plays music along side Louis's trumpet playing. They laugh in camaraderie]
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Prince Naveen : Take your hands off me!
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Prince Naveen : [to Tiana] You know waitress... I think what your problem is, you do not know how to have fun.
Tiana : Oh really? I think I know what YOUR problem is.
Prince Naveen : I'm... too wonderful?
[Gets hit in the face with a branch by Tiana]
Tiana : No... You are a good-for-nothin', lazy, philanderin' lump on a log.
Prince Naveen : [fake-coughs] Killjoy!
Tiana : What did you say?
Prince Naveen : Nothing.
[Naveen fake coughs again]
Prince Naveen : A stick in the mud!
Tiana : [firmly] Look, mister! This stick in the mud has been working two jobs, while you, other the other hand, spent your days sucking on a silver spoon and chasing chambermaids round your... your ivory tower!
[Tiana leaves]
Prince Naveen : ...Actually it's polished marble.
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[repeated line]
Prince Naveen : Achidanza...
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Prince Naveen : [while dancing with Lawrence] For someone who can't see his feet, you're very light on them!
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Prince Naveen : [after dancing with Lawrence and sending him careening head-first into a tuba] You're finally getting into the music! Do you get my joke? Because your head, it is in the tuba!
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Prince Naveen : [when the pastor, about to marry Lawrence and Charlotte, asks if anyone objects] ME! ME! I OBJECT!
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Prince Naveen : If I can mince, you can dance.
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[repeated line]
Prince Naveen : Faldi faldonza!
