Two and a Half Men (TV Series)
Hi, Mr. Horned One (2005)
Jon Cryer: Alan Harper
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Quotes
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Alan Harper : [to Berta, as Isabella walks out] What are you doing?
Berta : [hastily putting on jacket] Leaving!
Alan Harper : Why?
Berta : Did you see that bitch? You've got to put a whole lot of gone between you and a broad like that!
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Isabella : You know, people like you have been persecuting people like me for thousands of years.
Alan Harper : Hmm. Well, that's a bit hard to believe seeing as people like me have historically been victims and food.
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Alan Harper : [handing the telephone to Charlie] Mom wants to ask you something.
Charlie : [taking the telephone, cheerfully says] Hi, Mom, *no*!
[hangs up]