The Sopranos (TV Series)

Do Not Resuscitate (2000)

Steve Schirripa: Bobby 'Bacala' Baccalieri

Quotes 

• Silvio Dante : [to Bobby Baccalieri after he walks in]  you're late

  Tony Soprano : [Meeting privately with Bobby after business hours in the back of Satriale's Pork Store with Pussy, Paulie, and Silvio,present, referring to Bobby as the last member of Junior's crew that's still alive]  Bobby Baccalieri: "the last man standing"

  Bobby 'Bacala' Baccalieri : I don't want to say nothing

  Salvatore 'Big Pussy' Bonpensiero : You don't want to get yourself in trouble

  Tony Soprano : A lot of funerals in your corner of the world huh Bobby? Don't look at the floor, look at me. I want you to talk to that bald cock sucker who calls himself "my brother's father." Tell him we're going to let him keep on earning: "subsistence level." He'll be able to pay his defense lawyers

  Bobby 'Bacala' Baccalieri : Alright, let me say for him: thank you

  Tony Soprano : Now you're going to hear some "high end" shit and A, I hope you can understand it and B I hope you keep it between this room and Junior because if you don't I promise you they're going to find you in eight different dumpsters

  Bobby 'Bacala' Baccalieri : I inherited Junior. I don't think you got the reasons to talk to me this way. I always liked you

  Tony Soprano : Bullshit, but we'll assume you do now. You tell my uncle he gets to keep five percent of his shy, the sports betting, same with the coke, the joint union is all his ok?

  Tony Soprano : Now bobby listen, this is very important: he also gets to keep his "stripes", as far as the Feds are concerned they got the boss of this family in jail awaiting trial and if they hear different it creates confusion

  Bobby 'Bacala' Baccalieri : Got it

  Tony Soprano : As far as the rest of Junior owns, it's all mine

  Bobby 'Bacala' Baccalieri : I'll get this to him Tony

  Tony Soprano : That's it

  Bobby 'Bacala' Baccalieri : Unintentionally misquotes the words of Senator William L. Marcy. "To the victor, belongs the spoils"

  Tony Soprano : Why don't you get the fuck out of here before I shove your quotations book up your fat fuckin ass?

• Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : If I were you, I would seriously consider salads!

  [Leaves] 

  Bobby "Bacala" Baccalieri : Why won't you take a look in a mirror, you insensitive fuck!

• Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : [Meeting privately, referring to him going on a diet]  I think it's time you started seriously considering salads

  Bobby "Bacala" Baccalieri : [confused]  What'd you mean?

  Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : [while Bobby leans on Tony's SUV]  what do I mean? I mean get off my car before you flip it over you fat fuck

  Bobby "Bacala" Baccalieri : [after handing Tony an envelope of cash, referring to staging a riot at the construction site]  Junior wants to know when?

  Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : Tomorrow morning: we're short a couple of guys so make sure your there

  Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : [Before driving away]  consider it exercise

  Bobby "Bacala" Baccalieri : Fat fuck, why don't you look in the mirror sometime, you insensitive cocksucker?