The Simpsons (TV Series)

The Frying Game (2002)

Yeardley Smith: Lisa Simpson

Quotes 

• Homer : What the hell is that noise?

  Lisa Simpson : That caterpillar is screaming.

  Homer : [it continues to do so]  Aw, the poor thing's in pain. What he needs is a visit from kindly old Dr. Foot.

  EPA Man : Hold it right there, Dr. Foot. You're about to kill an endangered species, the screamapillar, which has chosen your yard as its home.

  Homer : Fine, I won't kill it.

  [whispering to Lisa] 

  Homer : Finish the job.

  EPA Man : Mr. Simpson, allowing an endangered species to die is a federal offense under the Reversal of Freedoms Act of 1994. You are now legally responsible for the safety and well-being of this screamapillar. Everything you need to know is in this pamphlet.

  Lisa Simpson : [taking it]  "Screamapillar Care Tips." Wow, look at all this stuff. "Without constant reassurance, it will die. It's sexually attracted to fire..."

  Homer : Are you sure God doesn't want it to be dead?

  EPA Man : Hey, what's God's gonna do, make my wife leave me again?